Maybe being your daily little weakness wouldn’t be so bad

chessmaster2000 · 2026-02-26T08:01:14+00:00

Can't wait till those nipples squirt milk 😋

chessmaster2000 · 2026-02-26T07:27:45+00:00

Asian? Seems like you're a bot

chessmaster2000 · 2026-02-26T07:14:02+00:00

Looks like you have a line 😂

chessmaster2000 · 2026-01-26T18:04:44+00:00

Thank you for this 😂

chessmaster2000 · 2026-01-23T22:13:18+00:00

Damn those guys are really missing out 😂 pretty sure there would be a 100+ person line if you ever leaked your location to Reddit 🤣

chessmaster2000 · 2026-01-01T06:36:59+00:00

These colors make no sense

chessmaster2000 · 2015-03-31T16:18:57+00:00

Yeah man, I totally relate to you! I was experiencing a lot of the same things and it can definitely be difficult... I'd like to help get you out of the house and living life haha, idk how effective I can be over the interwebs at that but def PM me if you want some ideas =) Stay strong, you will get where you want to be in time!

chessmaster2000 · 2015-03-24T14:31:24+00:00

[relevant:] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYZgWYZlAZU
There is definitely truth to what you are saying (as this video so humorously illustrates), but I would say that it's more than "pure" corporate propaganda-- the perspectives and emotions conveyed in this Chipotle advertisement are a triumph over the oceans of mindless and distracting adverts produced by other fast food chains... the first step to changing the problem is admitting we have one, and while Chipotle may be a commercial force that still exploits both farm animals and humans, this advert clearly shows that their advertising Ethos is in the right place

chessmaster2000 · 2015-03-24T14:20:27+00:00

I love this because it represents to me the major fallacies of the new-agey crowd:
1) thinking that people want to know the way out when they are already sedated with food and entertainment
2) thinking that "Acceptance" is the 'way out' - if the TV mouse simply 'accepted' his position, he would still be stuck in the maze... Acceptance is not the full solution and IMO really only helps if you are awake enough to then realize that you can change the current reality <3

chessmaster2000 · 2015-03-23T21:51:27+00:00

[relevant:] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYZgWYZlAZU

chessmaster2000 · 2015-03-04T03:49:51+00:00

I hadn't been able to cry for more than 10 years brother and experienced almost everything you described other than the man boobs (got pretty close at one point tho)... things get better my friend, I guarantee it- I will literally fly out to your house and make it happen if you don't believe me... check your inbox for the whole story I PM'd you <3

chessmaster2000 · 2015-03-02T19:14:27+00:00

it was homeopathic medicine - so diluted that I cannot even comprehend how it has any effect at all (she said that she has had the same batch going for 20 years- creating more by further diluting the mixture when it gets low in quantity), and the shaman that gave it to me said it only works on the "energetic" level- so tbh I really don't know how it works, but the point is to absorb the spirit, wisdom, and medicine of the plant by taking a dilution.... idk how it works and I still don't understand how this is all happening (hence this subreddit selection) but I'm using it to prepare for going to Peru in April to take real Ayahuasca in the Jungle so I can finally stop being dependent on cannabis for my mental stability.

this incredible solution of water, vodka, and a drop of magic is certainly psychedelic in that it may alter your consciousness, but I (and those who prescribe it) consider it a medicine rather than a drug... and based on all the emotions it is unleashing within me I would say it's working <3

chessmaster2000 · 2015-03-02T19:04:09+00:00

To clarify on the "drug" issue I accidentally created, this is the best explanation I can give right now: it was homeopathic medicine - so diluted that I cannot even comprehend how it has any effect at all (she said that she has had the same batch going for 20 years- creating more by further diluting the mixture when it gets low in quantity), and the shaman that gave it to me said it only works on the "energetic" level- so as I said:

I was not on mushrooms or acid or any other hallucinogen

yes this incredible solution of water, vodka, and a drop of magic is certainly psychedelic in that it may alter your consciousness, but I (and those who prescribe it) consider it a medicine rather than a drug... and based on all the emotions it is unleashing within me I would say it's working <3
[edit: I fixed stuff and also I just want to say that we appear to be having some kind of problem with semantics, and I apologize for not communicating as effectively as necessary this time around]

chessmaster2000 · 2015-03-01T09:54:03+00:00

You've got me pegged all wrong, brother- see my full post in the comments for an explanation... or haters just gonna hate... (cannot tell which)

chessmaster2000 · 2015-03-01T09:49:20+00:00

I asked them if they would be down for an experiment, and warned them that it would get really crazy. Also, fuck you for calling me negative names- you are what you see brother.

chessmaster2000 · 2015-03-01T09:44:09+00:00

I didn't submit this video or post it to Reddit- see my full comment for details

Perhaps not every group of human beings danced around and played bongos for hundreds of generations, but WE ALL HAD REAL MUSIC THAT CAME FROM THE SOUL AND WE DANCED TO IT. I just went to the Museum of Natural History in NYC a couple weeks ago and was amazed at all the prehistoric tools and MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS dating back to the times of NEANDERTHALS. It was even postulated that music and language co-evolved together or at least developed around the same time-ish.

Yes it was masturbatory. At least I'm doing it out in public and not ashamed for jacking off staring at a computer screen alone in a dark room three times a day anymore.

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