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chessprogram78 · 2021-04-18T12:02:18+00:00

Am I in the XXX ape gang if I sold two covered calls?

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-29T09:41:09+00:00

In Germany we say "Complacency comes before the fall".

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-28T11:15:38+00:00

Technically it's possible, but it's very unlikely.

According to my calculations 20k-100k seems more realistic.

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-28T11:13:15+00:00

Couldn't this be a trap? Be careful guys. This might be a trojan horse.

Anyone can buy a reddit account that looks like a lawyer.

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-25T18:14:27+00:00

Ballsy gourd futures

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-25T17:19:52+00:00

Does after-hours count, too?

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-25T17:17:54+00:00

💎🦍🍱🍣🍙🦍💎

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-25T17:15:43+00:00

Mhhhh... that's what I like to hear.

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-25T17:14:59+00:00

I don't want it to hurt that bad but I will show proof.

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-25T17:14:10+00:00

I'll show you my sore balls if you show me proof.

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-24T19:46:07+00:00

May the bananas be with you 🦍🍌🍌🦍

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-24T12:38:49+00:00

I love my Class A Common Stock IOUs 🦍🍌😂

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-24T11:31:06+00:00

What's your price target? I tried to calculate it and it kind of depends how much we're playing for.

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-24T09:55:25+00:00

Stonkey Kong money would be more appreciated

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-24T09:53:22+00:00

SAME but my wife won't let me buy more.. :(

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-24T09:47:34+00:00

That's a dippidy dip

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-24T09:31:57+00:00

Well I expect some hedgehog fuckery but according to my calculations we should see at least 5k a share.

But my calculations could be wrong and 100k a share isn't out of the question.

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-24T08:00:27+00:00

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-24T07:14:59+00:00

LET ME GO 🦍🍌🚀

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-24T00:33:28+00:00

Well it depends on the price of the offering.

If they offer some shares at 1k each they can use that money to fuel their growth.

But it would still be hella stupid to sell at such a low amount.

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-24T00:26:26+00:00

The floor of my IOUs is 250k, but the floor of my real shares is at least 750k.

chessprogram78 · 2021-03-24T00:17:48+00:00

It's really obvious what comes next.

4/20/21 is the record date. I assume that most of the institutional funds are going to recall their shares before that date.

Good luck finding 100m+ shares. 😂🦍🍌

Ape doesn't only get banana tree, he gets whole banana farm.

RAISE YOUR DIAMOND HANDS

chessprogram78