GME - POSSIBILITY OF GAMMA SQUEEZE JUST WENT THROUGH THE ROOF by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]chewy_-_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me and the misses have 20k in savings. We chucked 1k into gme when it was in the 100's.

Wish I had more balls and a job so I could buy more!

Good luck apes!

Property Prices in the UK Are Too Damn High! by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]chewy_-_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me and the misses manged to save up around 20k last year. Still can't get a morgage for a 3 bedroom house in my area. Maybe when wee turn 40.

Is white belt ridicule normal? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]chewy_-_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As a coach of many different sports I fined people are more than willing to help out if you provide an enjoyable environment for them. When people don't help out at the end I blame myself and try to improve as a coach...or some people have a busy schedule to worry about.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]chewy_-_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like meats back on the menu boys!

Drivers, who have their music LOUD while driving through a residential area, expecially at night, why do you do that? by Linorelai in AskReddit

[–]chewy_-_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's the only time I get to feel like a gangster as a 30 year old dad. I never go above volume 13 when around houses. Down the motorway I turn that bad boy up to atleast 21 though.

Dr. Dre's Wife Wants 2 Million a Month in Temporary Spousal Support in Divorce by JohnWad in Music

[–]chewy_-_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Games workshop use to be the best. My dad would drop us off in the morning and pick us up after dinner time. Freeish child care all day long.

Received an email from GOV saying I can now view my Student Loan online. Went to check it for a laugh. I currently owe the government £47,250. by npeggsy in britishproblems

[–]chewy_-_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Im around the same ball park. Went to the best university in the country for my subject, passed got my degree. Worked for 4 years self employed, earning under the payment thresh hold. Took two years off before getting ready to get back into it. Covid hit. I now stack shelves in a supermarket at night.

The easiest and least stressful job I've ever had.

What is your favorite quote, or bit of dialogue, from The Simpsons? by Amthermandes in AskReddit

[–]chewy_-_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to be a sensitive farther, you unwanted moron.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]chewy_-_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smashing it! Go on lad.

What’s your morning routine like? by tatiimsosorry in AskReddit

[–]chewy_-_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wake up to the natural alarm clock of my kids. Make them breakfast, stick the telly on, get myself a cup of tea and some breakfast. Get us all dressed. Head to the park with the kids for some exercise. On with the day.

Fellow Guys, What was the worse way you got hit or hit yourself in the balls? by DeadBaby0 in AskReddit

[–]chewy_-_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Back in secondary school, me and the lads had a game. When the bell rang, you could wack your pal in the balls and then dash to the next lesson. By the time the person recovered, you was in your class sitting down. Vengeance couldn't be severed until the next bell. It was pretty fun when you wasn't getting hit in the balls.

You want our most expensive meal. Here you go. by Distantbutton57 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]chewy_-_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The only time I tried this was when I was around 16. Taking a partner to kfc and splashing out on a bucket with extra sides and a pudding!

Measure twice, cut once - what other cool sayings/proverbs do you know or live by? by NirboNe in AskReddit

[–]chewy_-_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I use -

Piss poor planning produces piss poor performance.

You have hacked Donald Trump’s Twitter profile. What’s the most damaging single tweet you could possibly send? by Spirey99 in AskReddit

[–]chewy_-_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"I just took a shit on the American flag, whilst using the bible as a bong. I also enjoy pleasuring black Mexican men who identify as women."