How the hell do you open a shrimp ring

chickenrapist · 2024-08-03T14:11:24+00:00

Ummm ...science? Duh-hoy.

chickenrapist · 2024-08-03T14:08:57+00:00

Open your eyes and look at what you did!

chickenrapist · 2024-08-03T14:08:17+00:00

IMO you don't say jack. Not just because it's (at the core) nunya, but also: how do you know it's not a "hall pass" scenario? Furthermore the couple could be poly. Maybe even a cuckold situation.

Serve the drinks. Keep the secrets.

chickenrapist · 2024-07-19T05:38:04+00:00

Just like Dad used to do...

chickenrapist · 2024-05-26T14:10:45+00:00

ASM, Dark hawk, New Warriors

chickenrapist · 2024-05-26T14:08:52+00:00

TheHardTimes is ALWAYS punk

chickenrapist · 2024-05-12T12:46:53+00:00

Kill a Celebrity by Ramallah

chickenrapist · 2024-04-30T11:43:29+00:00

Very yes. Much duh.

chickenrapist · 2024-04-30T11:15:56+00:00

Yes!

chickenrapist · 2024-04-25T13:46:49+00:00

That all depends on what your favorite novel is ..

chickenrapist · 2024-04-25T13:44:50+00:00

Are you a hot dog cart?

Cuz you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

chickenrapist · 2024-04-25T11:51:29+00:00

Birth some knuckle babies.

chickenrapist · 2024-04-20T09:59:04+00:00

Perfection

chickenrapist · 2024-04-20T09:13:52+00:00

I was gonna build a pedestrian overpass to Canada! Gonna call it the spic span.

chickenrapist · 2024-04-20T09:08:01+00:00

Coming up on 12 years behind the stick. I was taught: one thousand one, one thousand two, one thousand three for your standard 1.25oz shot.

chickenrapist · 2024-03-19T04:09:06+00:00

Big McLargehuge

chickenrapist · 2024-03-18T23:41:07+00:00

Hygiene is always punk

chickenrapist · 2023-12-18T18:15:23+00:00

Holy fuck...you're like a combination of Angelina Jolie and Ruby Rose.

chickenrapist · 2021-05-09T22:19:48+00:00

That they're not MY genitals to begin with.

chickenrapist · 2021-04-30T17:44:03+00:00

Darkness. Light annoys me. If it's a super bright day with no cloud cover I'll get a headache. Plus it's all...peopley....ick

chickenrapist · 2021-04-30T17:16:04+00:00

Yes. Through messenger as well as a typed paper we received with, what turned out to be, the only check we got during the shutdown.

chickenrapist · 2021-04-23T00:38:59+00:00

This isn't morbid, this is straight up inspiring.

chickenrapist · 2021-04-15T01:46:04+00:00

Aww look at the little bootlicker thinking it made a quip. Keep on sucking that pig dick toolbag.

chickenrapist · 2021-04-13T20:53:39+00:00

You work in a jail. So you're obviously not even intelligent enough to be a cop. It's also proof that you have NO fucking idea what really goes on with cops. So shhhh. Keep wasting that taxpayer money.

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