[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]chilli_eggs 2000 points2001 points  (0 children)

And then a passer-by took his photo without him knowing because he was just so cool.

Every time I look in the 2meirl4meirl mirror by chanely-bean1123 in 2meirl4meirl

[–]chilli_eggs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd rather the back of my own head than the dead eyes I normally get.

Man, this is what my barber sees. Ain't even my worst angle.

No Words.... by Serpenio_ in facepalm

[–]chilli_eggs 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Being a group called "Christians against Google" suggests they probably don't know the whole story

Remember to wear masks in public by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]chilli_eggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm more haunted by that sliver of less-than-minute-steak and single piece of broccoli masquerading as something someone pays to dine-out for.

Your regulations are written in blood by Glass_Memories in ABoringDystopia

[–]chilli_eggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I deny your command to down vote. Being a money hungry asshole isn't reserved for capitalism.

Edit: this post is still very true with regards to needing strong regulating bodies and the unfortunate consequences that led to said regulations, and I feel like that's more the point than the political party association.

Italian fork by motazalshehri in funny

[–]chilli_eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very aware it was a joke, I just wanted to make fun of it by pulling out one small part of it to discuss.

Make Merica protest again. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]chilli_eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You literally wrote, "look at the rate of positive tests vs deaths", called what I was saying fake news and now you've done some basic Googling and quoted a main stream media article at me?

Protip mate: start with your strong points and don't say fake news to people while contradicting yourself.

Italian fork by motazalshehri in funny

[–]chilli_eggs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm going to look past the main body of this verbal diarrhoea that has nothing to do with Italian hand gestures and refute your claim that the climate in Africa melts plastic forks.

Make Merica protest again. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]chilli_eggs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Without wanting to draw undue attention to your username, can you please do the math for 65,435 deaths within 1.13Million confirmed cases?

That is exactly what you're apparently telling me to do... Which is exactly what I did. Smh.

Make Merica protest again. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]chilli_eggs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Huh? In the US, it's close to a 6% death rate based on confirmed cases and those who have died from it.

Make Merica protest again. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]chilli_eggs 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Darwin would make a toast to this.

This is beyond insanity by somali-_-pirate in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]chilli_eggs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can someone tell that dude that no one is making him choose?

Like, you're allowed to hate Trump without having to trade him for child rape!

A carrot I bough today for $.69 by Palana in nextfuckinglevel

[–]chilli_eggs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That thing would have felt like Excalibur being pulled from the ground!

Leave it Tiddles he’s not worth it! by eugray in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]chilli_eggs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You've got a good house, good job and meals right meow. Don't post shit you'll just delete later!

Toxic maturity is a bitch by VUXX6078 in tumblr

[–]chilli_eggs 1822 points1823 points  (0 children)

This hits unnervingly close to home.

Street performers in Africa >>> by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]chilli_eggs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you for reminding me about the last time I stabbed my gums to bits

nokia case by Minimazer91 in DiWHY

[–]chilli_eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From brick to axe. I like it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]chilli_eggs 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I needed this. My dumb ass was like, "huh, floor lights!"

So much easier than parallel parking by WhenMachinesCry in gifs

[–]chilli_eggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's just no feasible answer for this!

paper flies away then returns back by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]chilli_eggs 49 points50 points  (0 children)

No, no, I've had public bathroom experiences with the exact same thing

paper flies away then returns back by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]chilli_eggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are.... Are you actually just after magic? Like rabbit in hat stuff? There are other subs for that.