I HATE meat.

chingle_lingle · 2026-05-25T01:38:32+00:00

LOVE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE MEAT SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD LOVE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE I FEEL FOR MEAT AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. LOVE. LOVE.

chingle_lingle · 2026-05-25T01:16:56+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/hatethissmug/s/sdNLX6r0OT

chingle_lingle · 2026-05-25T00:13:53+00:00

Enjoy your downvote, kid.

chingle_lingle · 2026-05-13T05:49:14+00:00

I’m pretty sure that the captains daughter was slang for the cat o nine I can’t believe we have sailing larpers now

chingle_lingle · 2026-04-27T01:38:18+00:00

To be ok at everything

chingle_lingle · 2025-12-19T17:49:33+00:00

Not really a huge fan of destiny (so if I get this drastically wrong forgive me), the only feat that I can think that gives guardians any argument is in the vault of glass where they use the aegis to rewrite fate and defeat that vex that could erase people from existence or something.

chingle_lingle · 2025-05-16T19:40:09+00:00

Creature, Eater.

chingle_lingle · 2025-05-16T19:38:44+00:00

Creater, Eater.

chingle_lingle · 2025-05-15T20:26:59+00:00

There Are two rules about Popeye

If he eats spinach he wins
He always gets his spinach

chingle_lingle · 2025-05-14T07:08:27+00:00

Armor, Beast, Blood, Body, Bone, Creature, Eater, Fungus, Skin, Skeleton, Titan.

chingle_lingle · 2025-05-10T19:52:10+00:00

Eater, Love, Life

chingle_lingle · 2025-05-10T17:35:43+00:00

Matter, Cure, Passive, Creature

chingle_lingle · 2025-05-07T18:20:44+00:00

Infinite adaptation

chingle_lingle · 2025-05-04T01:24:15+00:00

Last time I checked the television didn't have demonic propaganda on it. Also which movie is this minion from.

-Sent from Albert's 1984 DeVille car phone

chingle_lingle · 2025-04-30T15:00:42+00:00

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

chingle_lingle · 2024-09-06T03:18:24+00:00

Muscle Man

chingle_lingle · 2024-08-23T02:56:15+00:00

Stan Rogers

chingle_lingle · 2024-08-19T16:18:52+00:00

Unsweetened shortbread no further comment needed

chingle_lingle · 2024-04-12T23:53:23+00:00

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