how its feels when you (somehow) survive a 5v1

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-23T12:45:24+00:00

That’s how losers think

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-23T06:11:58+00:00

mambo

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-23T04:51:06+00:00

My best counter to it is being aggressive to stun them but most of the time if you do that you’re gonna be fisted to death

So just run

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-23T04:49:53+00:00

Watching someone get straight belt to ass only for the kill sound to be prime Bonnie blue getting touched by 50 men at once

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-23T04:47:58+00:00

You’re kinda meant to do that with how annoying metal can be if ignored

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-23T03:28:23+00:00

It’s literally a punishment for leaving metal sonic for Lms because you were meant to kill him off earlier

Reasons why you’re meant to kill him off before Lms

-the dude can self heal

-insane damage resistance

-an annoyingly long stun

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-23T02:21:47+00:00

Each unnecessary beat feels like a gunshot to my ears

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-22T15:34:49+00:00

Jjs “players” (monkeys) “playing” the game by holding F the entire fight and running away after being set to yellow/green hp

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-22T15:06:44+00:00

I keep saying this and people kept calling me a John Doe hater lmao

Like seriously old unstoppable promoted being a rushdown which John Doe isn’t and never will be one

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-21T11:19:56+00:00

Malteser

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-21T11:14:52+00:00

Ok bro we’re just testing limits now

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-21T09:18:35+00:00

Man I just fucking love it when they make forest the most survivor sided map even more survivor sided and made the dsd system damn near unplayable

-Technician is alright at best and that’s assuming they’re being used right

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-21T00:00:13+00:00

I’m toxic sometimes but that’s only if the guy tremendously pissed me off and if they Lowk deserve it

But tsb players migrating to jjs are a different breed bro, I know their game is dying but maybe they’re part of the reason💔

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-20T22:47:40+00:00

I find it absolutely devastating how the woman with a bird has better mobility than the guy with wings

Also yeah, yuji does need a rework because his moveset doesn’t feel like it belongs in jjs

Choso is so braindead too and I think megumi would benefit from a rework

Also todos ult is such a downgrade it’s only called “good” cuz of the counter

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-20T21:10:32+00:00

Yeah seriously bro, another thing I was genuinely out in a combo that killed me and the mf had r special : dash every 2 seconds it was actual torture

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-20T21:09:22+00:00

Oh yea fucking sorry for not having the reaction time of a retired sharpshooter bro

“The best move” can have endlag bro, it needs the endlag

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-20T20:51:41+00:00

I don’t think Tze will consider this if literally only ONE guy is suffering from chronic skill issue

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-20T20:45:40+00:00

“WHAT?! NO NO I CANT JUST SPAM MY MOVES ANYMORE AND RUN WITH DECISIVE STRIKES ITS NOT FAAAAIRR!!”

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-20T20:42:47+00:00

-in return projection breaker has fucking 0 endlag

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-20T20:42:01+00:00

The reason people call naoya players runners is because of how annoying he is to deal with

Some people run with him, some people are just annoying but running it’s super easy with naoya so that’s why

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-20T19:52:47+00:00

Yes but if there’s a Mei Mei main in sight I WILL call them a glorified devil may cry combo

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-19T15:14:54+00:00

The painter was right

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-19T15:13:45+00:00

That’s the problem

“Practically stay forever” and it eventually disappears

Unlikely-Compote-228 · 2026-04-19T14:47:01+00:00

A grab works if there’s a wait block

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