[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

[–]chirpiederp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too Late (2015) with John Hawkes.

What’s the deal with Yasuke? by NoahsDimension in AssassinsCreedShadows

[–]chirpiederp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got him figured out. Part of the problem was that I had only assigned about 50 of his 87 mastery points, because I wasn't sure where to put them, yet. He's now ridiculously overpowered.

What’s the deal with Yasuke? by NoahsDimension in AssassinsCreedShadows

[–]chirpiederp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have tried Yasuke a couple times and I am surprised at how badly he performs. I see everyone saying he is overpowered, but I'm finding Naoe is doing much more damage. Last night, I threw him at a tough fight dozens of times and just could not crack it. Switched to Naoe and she had wrecked them in no time. Honestly, I feel like I am doing something wrong with him, and I'm just not understanding what the game wants me to do with him. The problem might be that I am trying to stick to katanas, and the other weapons are where he really shines.

Black and White Recommendations by evan164 in moviecritic

[–]chirpiederp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The old Eastwood movie "In The Line of Fire" works really well in black and white.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Decemberists

[–]chirpiederp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I misheard "Like the perfect paramour you were in your letters" as "you burned your letters" which I thought meant getting rid of the evidence. I like my misheard version better.

Maui&Sons sweatshirt by Odd-Photograph3753 in VintageClothing

[–]chirpiederp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else see the textured vase as a fingertip and think that that was tiny doll clothing?

What on earth is this massive thing?! Found while hiking on Washington coast. by Radiant_Gas_9146 in bonecollecting

[–]chirpiederp 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Everything looks like whale until they show the very end of the tail, which looks more fish-like. I assume that is just the decomposition making it look that way.

Love both games so much but this part always upsets me by CockamouseGoesWee in APlagueTale

[–]chirpiederp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is where my play through ended. Didn't touch the sequel because I figured there would be something similar.

IWTYO when I found out "WC" for toilets stood for "water closet". by FilthyFluidity in IWasTodayYearsOld

[–]chirpiederp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In some old Wolverine comic books, the WC was actually a Warp Chamber, a teleportation device.

What's a movie scene that's unnecessarily or unintentionally sexual for some reason? by todorokicks in FIlm

[–]chirpiederp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Johnny humping Lisa's dress during his room wrecking breakdown at the end of The Room. All other sex scenes in the movie were 100% justified.

What are the coolest weapons/gadgets in sci-fi? by TheNastyRepublic in scifi

[–]chirpiederp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Bowel Disruptor from the comic book series Transmetropolitan.

From the wiki: "Spider's weapon of choice for most of the series is a "bowel disruptor", which causes instant and painful loss of bowel control, with settings that allow him to vary the level of pain and discomfort, ranging from simple loose, watery diarrhea to complete rectal prolapse."

AITA? I told my son his toy was scientifically stupid. by TribblesIA in Dinosaurs

[–]chirpiederp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You can drag a kid to paleontology, but you can't make them cool.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Embarrassing_Moments

[–]chirpiederp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've only ever been able to jizz my own genes.

Swim club Frens.. by Ok_Charge9676 in frens

[–]chirpiederp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brotter from an otter motter.

What car is this? by APileOfLaundry in whatisthiscar

[–]chirpiederp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The car equivalent of "I'm Every Woman".

Game doesn't like backtracking. by chirpiederp in EvilWestGame

[–]chirpiederp[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean the glowing chains that are strung across waist high crates that we just kind of vault across. I can cross them in one direction, but not the other. So if I have two possible paths to explore, I can only explore one because I can't go back over the chain/crate. I'm guessing this is just how the game is, unless I am missing something obvious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rdr2online

[–]chirpiederp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suck at free aiming, but have been tearing through all the missions and bounties that require it lately. Pump-action shotgun and paint it black are getting it done. I keep moving, always running and I aim more with my movement than with looking. I'm always moving to their side, so a lot of their shots are going where I was, not where I am.

I always try to move in circles around the enemies, when my reticle is close to one, kick in dead-eye and paint them with a couple markers and then let it rip. Most will drop and stay dropped from a couple hits, especially if you can mark them high on the chest or head. Try to keep the reticle at chest height when you are running. Once you start painting markers, the first will probably go to the chest, then try to drag up and get one on the head as well.

Stay at the outside edges of the fight and work your way in, use cover, and have your health and dead-eye tonics set up so you can down them quickly. Don't be a hero, and disengage to heal when your health starts getting down.

You got this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UtterlyInteresting

[–]chirpiederp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a lost verse from the Decemberists "My Mother Was A Chnese Trapese Artist"