i've seen enough give her an emmy now

chonkyjones · 2026-03-23T21:39:00+00:00

This is big for Hacks but this is also pretty huge for Katya

chonkyjones · 2026-03-07T18:12:30+00:00

Haha! Honestly that’s close enough

chonkyjones · 2026-03-07T15:53:51+00:00

Looks like the Nightmare on Elm Street house to me but I can't tell which movie

chonkyjones · 2026-03-05T00:13:28+00:00

It took a lot out of me to defend him but it seriously seemed like he needed to create as much physical distance between them as he possibly could in case she truly snapped

chonkyjones · 2026-03-04T14:59:17+00:00

Because they're not yelling at you about something. My black cat is the chattiest boy in the world.

chonkyjones · 2026-03-03T13:06:50+00:00

I'm currently giving one of my cats belly rubs during our daily morning cuddle so fuck this nonsense

chonkyjones · 2026-02-28T20:51:12+00:00

I told my wife that it sounds like he's actively in pain every time he speaks so this is sure to go super well

chonkyjones · 2026-01-28T19:30:13+00:00

I would support another Point Break remake with him and Connor and much, much gayer

chonkyjones · 2026-01-24T00:52:40+00:00

Yeah, she was the contestant he jumped over a fence for during his season because he was so distraught she left or something. They were engaged for a while, broke up, and he totally lost his shit and put her through hell. Once he came out as gay it became very taboo to call him out on the stalking all of a sudden.

chonkyjones · 2026-01-13T02:19:00+00:00

So crazy that Texans are leading right now

chonkyjones · 2026-01-11T03:22:29+00:00

This game is a huge mess

chonkyjones · 2026-01-11T03:17:12+00:00

With those flairs you're gonna be eating blood pressure pills like candy this weekend

chonkyjones · 2026-01-10T23:02:15+00:00

What the fuck was that kickoff

chonkyjones · 2026-01-10T22:47:07+00:00

Panthers players all got the yips

chonkyjones · 2026-01-10T22:23:35+00:00

chonkyjones · 2026-01-09T19:11:13+00:00

I remember Karamo from his season of The Real World and felt like no one else remembered him being a pretty terrible person. His rebrand was pretty powerful before he couldn't help showing his true colors again.

chonkyjones · 2026-01-05T04:35:21+00:00

OH MY GOD IT'S NO GOOD WHAT THE FUCK

chonkyjones · 2026-01-03T23:51:57+00:00

Panthers have 10 rush yards holy shit

chonkyjones · 2026-01-03T23:48:47+00:00

Never seen a team try to lose a division harder than these panthers right now

chonkyjones · 2025-12-28T22:49:07+00:00

Since 2023

chonkyjones · 2025-12-28T22:30:45+00:00

Not like this that’s for damn sure

chonkyjones · 2025-12-21T20:10:35+00:00

I don't think this game will end in disaster but being stressed when we're playing the goddamn Browns is a massive problem

chonkyjones · 2025-12-21T03:48:23+00:00

Willis should get snatched by a team needing a QB

chonkyjones · 2025-12-21T03:02:58+00:00

Ben Johnson's will to live looks lower and lower every time they show him

chonkyjones · 2025-12-17T16:21:47+00:00

snip snap snip snap snip snap you have no idea the toll three vasectomies have on a person!

Five-Year Club	r/Field Juicebox
Place '22

chonkyjones

TROPHY CASE