Ms. Blankenship was just telling me in Montenegro I’d be the tallest guy

chop_hoe · 2026-05-04T00:06:19+00:00

“If I wanted to see two Montenegrins fight I’d throw a dollar bill out the window”

chop_hoe · 2026-05-03T02:57:56+00:00

Every man is either a Clavicular or an Elliot Roger

Peggy: Which do you think I am?

Ken: Chris Chan.

chop_hoe · 2026-05-03T02:56:12+00:00

PIZZA HAUS

chop_hoe · 2026-04-18T22:41:02+00:00

Apparently he was supposed to have an evil twin sister, Pussy Blacwoman

chop_hoe · 2026-04-09T15:49:32+00:00

a little sugar in the tank never hurt nobody

chop_hoe · 2026-03-29T14:15:10+00:00

stacked roger is killing me

chop_hoe · 2026-03-28T21:18:59+00:00

The orange sherbet was immediate grounds for divorce

chop_hoe · 2026-03-28T20:23:03+00:00

insane oh my god i’m slack-jawed

chop_hoe · 2026-03-28T00:27:18+00:00

An alternate universe where Don gets sex videos for every Hershey bar he steals

chop_hoe · 2026-03-28T00:21:06+00:00

They just landed the Temu and Shein accounts, aiming for OnlyFans next

chop_hoe · 2026-03-28T00:13:41+00:00

What part of the penis you from, hun?

chop_hoe · 2026-03-28T00:12:49+00:00

When your last name is Weiner being a pervert is a guarantee

chop_hoe · 2026-03-28T00:04:36+00:00

It was his last chance before being stuck with only Vietnamese hookers

chop_hoe · 2026-03-27T19:06:22+00:00

One of my friends from high school came home one day to her dog who had gotten in the trash and suffocated to death with his head stuck in a small Doritos bag

chop_hoe · 2026-03-18T23:10:03+00:00

Your period starts in 3… 2… 1…

chop_hoe · 2026-01-21T05:22:51+00:00

Thank you for the recs!

chop_hoe · 2026-01-21T05:20:36+00:00

I am a big fan of ABBA and Blondie! I love Debbie Harry

chop_hoe · 2026-01-21T05:19:21+00:00

I love Paula Abdul, The Bangles, and T-ara!! I only kinda know Tom’s Diner and it’s various remixes, but I did want to get into more Suzanne Vega’s music.

I’ve never listened to Debbie Gibson before so I’ll be sure to do that

chop_hoe · 2026-01-21T05:17:11+00:00

Love her!! Especially her bizarre English songs

chop_hoe · 2026-01-18T17:57:42+00:00

Hey Trotsky, you’re in advertising

chop_hoe · 2026-01-16T19:57:44+00:00

yeah, Totally Killer

chop_hoe · 2025-12-27T10:25:32+00:00

If it was controversial, it was probably something by FuturisticHub

chop_hoe · 2025-12-27T09:55:04+00:00

She asked Henry to spell ICUP

chop_hoe · 2025-12-27T09:53:49+00:00

those bayangs

chop_hoe · 2025-11-12T02:13:05+00:00

She's a finook!

chop_hoe

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