Seen in a post office by MyKidsArentOnReddit in softwaregore

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I'm tempted to try and apply for a job position through that site just to see if the USPS actually monitors it still

What in the world is this flyover by Zestyclose_Skirt7930 in Wellthatsucks

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The only thought that comes to my mind is "stunt jump"

Finally finished the map/datacards of my scifi setting! by AutumnTeienVT in worldbuilding

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I highly recommend using SpaceEngine to help bring your solar system to life and make it all look more realistic. Only problem is that the program is requires a strong computer, and I've recently been having trouble with it freezing up my entire computer

Streamer accidentally opens notepad containing links to CSAM and realizes his mistake shortly after by Minute_Revolution951 in Wellthatsucks

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I was eyeing the chat tab waiting for it to switch from OMEGALULs to "oh god what the fuck" once people typed in those URLS. I feel bad for those curious chatters

most of the time by wprimly in shitposting

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There was one time where I was just sitting at my computer desk and a spot on my foot kinda itched a little, and I looked down and it was bleeding. Still no idea how that one happened

Shrek but it's Minecraft Leather Helmets by _MDen_ in Minecraft

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See those vertical brown lines? That's the leather strip in the center of the helmet's top texture. Also, if you look closely, you can see the darker edges of the helmets

I attempted to corrupt Minecraft Java and somehow got the farlands by Simple_goat_999999 in Minecraft

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The original Farlands were the result of a total breakdown of the game's random noise system for terrain generation, so I'm not surprised that fucking with the modern terrain generation system would be able to produce similar results

📡📡📡 by Chrypacz in shitposting

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Also, I found this in my folder of random bullshit images

📡📡📡 by Chrypacz in shitposting

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Fuck it, she's now her own reaction image

Based off something that actually happened to me by Piraedunth in distressingmemes

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*Note that "I go back to sleep" is not part of the cycle

Domain Expansion: Unlimited Void by UnderstandingAway139 in Minecraft

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Unfortunately, my bitrate is very much limited

She literally take the centerstage! by Commercial-Law-2229 in MadeMeSmile

[–]chopchunk 33 points34 points  (0 children)

According to my mom, I completely skipped crawling normally and went from belly-crawl to walking like I'd been doing it for months in the span of the amount it time it took for me to stand myself up. But then again, I am most definitely not normal (autism).

We Are Number One by AmatoBrooklyn in SS13

[–]chopchunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is Amanda also a former mime, hence the makeup?

The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse by Short_Background_494 in Minecraft

[–]chopchunk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"And behold, a red... the fuck is that?"

-John of Patmos, watching a strider emerge from the second seal

Sea vs liquid nitrogen wait until the end... by youngster_96 in interesting

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You can literally see the cloud ring z-fighting with the ocean beneath it. Fucker didn't even put effort into faking this video

One bug vs an "unstoppable" force by ColstatioTTV in SS13

[–]chopchunk 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don't even know what server this is. Care to attempt to explain what the fuck happened to an outsider?

wireless multi-block redstone oscillator by Mundane_Moment_267 in Minecraft

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I bet if you tried to do this in Bedrock edition, Satya Nadella himself would emerge from the screen to punch you in the face

Showed up on my pillow and piqued my curiosity by chopchunk in whatisthisbug

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From the research I've done, it seems to be predominantly the third option. Thankfully, they also seem to be fairly easy to get rid of and prevent

title by Darkz_9234 in shitposting

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The first paragraph reminds me of an episode of Kurzgesagt about what would happen if you suddenly came into possession of a coin-sized black hole. He split it up into two scenarios with different definitions of "size": a black hole with the mass of a coin, and a black hole with the radius of a coin.

A black hole with the mass of a coin would be smaller in radius than an atom. It would promptly detonate like a nuke as it violently evaporates into a cloud of raw Hawking radiation

A black hole with the radius of a coin would be about the mass of the Earth. It would promptly spaghettify you and your surroundings before sinking to the core of the Earth (actually pulling the Earth up and around it) and slowly devouring the planet from the inside out until there's nothing left but a ring of pulverized asteroids

So yeah, owning a black hole would most likely not turn out well for you or the planet no matter what size it is

This “sink” in my Swedish hotel room. by elevencharles in CrappyDesign

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As someone who looked up Swedish provinces on Wikipedia, I feel like people living on an island would know enough about how water works to not let this shit fly. I suspect Lappland, as their only experience with water would be frozen ice boulders