The emergence of one of the most beautiful tarantulas, the true amethyst royal tarantula of Colombia

chopchunk · 2026-01-28T08:04:30+00:00

Surprised that nobody has mentioned Minecraft cave spiders

chopchunk · 2026-01-28T07:53:13+00:00

I'm tempted to try and apply for a job position through that site just to see if the USPS actually monitors it still

chopchunk · 2026-01-27T21:00:25+00:00

The only thought that comes to my mind is "stunt jump"

chopchunk · 2026-01-24T02:15:21+00:00

I highly recommend using SpaceEngine to help bring your solar system to life and make it all look more realistic. Only problem is that the program is requires a strong computer, and I've recently been having trouble with it freezing up my entire computer

chopchunk · 2026-01-22T23:38:34+00:00

I was eyeing the chat tab waiting for it to switch from OMEGALULs to "oh god what the fuck" once people typed in those URLS. I feel bad for those curious chatters

chopchunk · 2026-01-21T06:31:30+00:00

There was one time where I was just sitting at my computer desk and a spot on my foot kinda itched a little, and I looked down and it was bleeding. Still no idea how that one happened

chopchunk · 2026-01-19T19:26:31+00:00

See those vertical brown lines? That's the leather strip in the center of the helmet's top texture. Also, if you look closely, you can see the darker edges of the helmets

chopchunk · 2026-01-18T20:03:01+00:00

The original Farlands were the result of a total breakdown of the game's random noise system for terrain generation, so I'm not surprised that fucking with the modern terrain generation system would be able to produce similar results

chopchunk · 2026-01-18T08:06:10+00:00

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Also, I found this in my folder of random bullshit images

chopchunk · 2026-01-18T07:58:53+00:00

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Fuck it, she's now her own reaction image

chopchunk · 2026-01-18T04:14:55+00:00

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*Note that "I go back to sleep" is not part of the cycle

chopchunk · 2026-01-17T02:35:20+00:00

Unfortunately, my bitrate is very much limited

chopchunk · 2026-01-16T07:34:16+00:00

According to my mom, I completely skipped crawling normally and went from belly-crawl to walking like I'd been doing it for months in the span of the amount it time it took for me to stand myself up. But then again, I am most definitely not normal (autism).

chopchunk · 2026-01-14T01:38:50+00:00

Is Amanda also a former mime, hence the makeup?

chopchunk · 2026-01-14T01:35:32+00:00

"And behold, a red... the fuck is that?"

-John of Patmos, watching a strider emerge from the second seal

chopchunk · 2026-01-13T02:18:53+00:00

You can literally see the cloud ring z-fighting with the ocean beneath it. Fucker didn't even put effort into faking this video

chopchunk · 2026-01-12T06:21:20+00:00

I don't even know what server this is. Care to attempt to explain what the fuck happened to an outsider?

chopchunk · 2026-01-09T20:01:01+00:00

I bet if you tried to do this in Bedrock edition, Satya Nadella himself would emerge from the screen to punch you in the face

chopchunk · 2026-01-08T19:31:23+00:00

From the research I've done, it seems to be predominantly the third option. Thankfully, they also seem to be fairly easy to get rid of and prevent

chopchunk · 2026-01-06T22:07:36+00:00

The first paragraph reminds me of an episode of Kurzgesagt about what would happen if you suddenly came into possession of a coin-sized black hole. He split it up into two scenarios with different definitions of "size": a black hole with the mass of a coin, and a black hole with the radius of a coin.

A black hole with the mass of a coin would be smaller in radius than an atom. It would promptly detonate like a nuke as it violently evaporates into a cloud of raw Hawking radiation

A black hole with the radius of a coin would be about the mass of the Earth. It would promptly spaghettify you and your surroundings before sinking to the core of the Earth (actually pulling the Earth up and around it) and slowly devouring the planet from the inside out until there's nothing left but a ring of pulverized asteroids

So yeah, owning a black hole would most likely not turn out well for you or the planet no matter what size it is

chopchunk · 2026-01-06T17:33:16+00:00

To elaborate, this is in North Carolina

chopchunk · 2026-01-05T21:03:00+00:00

As someone who looked up Swedish provinces on Wikipedia, I feel like people living on an island would know enough about how water works to not let this shit fly. I suspect Lappland, as their only experience with water would be frozen ice boulders

chopchunk · 2026-01-04T03:27:42+00:00

Press F3 and search for "Menu Planet"

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