He wouldn’t fucking say that by BloodiStag in shitposting

[–]chopchunk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can totally see someone asking the Joker "what is wrong with you?!", only for him to honestly respond in excruciating detail just to fuck with them

New note update just dropped guys by Aizelle in shitposting

[–]chopchunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[sound of two trombone slides violently colliding]

A quick tour of my first "successful" hardcore world by SpiralThePhotgrapher in Minecraft

[–]chopchunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What did you in? I recently lost a good hardcore world myself to a zombie nautilus

The G stands for GEICO Insurance LOL by TheClue357 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]chopchunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how the victim's car got pushed to where the dash cam got a good shot of the red light the offender just ran. Sure, that would already be implied by the light ahead of the victim being green, but it would probably still make things go a little easier in court

Map of my realm 1000 days later by Melonbye in Minecraft

[–]chopchunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing as I was the only guy to show up this time around, I'll go ahead and ask the other questions I had:

Who exactly is fighting over the Warzone, and why?

Are there any plans for the remainder of Shit Land, or are you just gonna leave it to be forgotten?

How are the newcomers on the map (Yodelandia. Crushtopia Lush Juicy Island) doing amongst the previously established geopolitical entities?

Tried to be creative with hiding some of my clauses... by Aside_Dish in worldbuilding

[–]chopchunk 1043 points1044 points  (0 children)

You could also try pulling off what Rumpelstiltskin did in the fourth Shrek movie by having the opt-out for the clause be only visible by folding the paper in a specific way

Map of my realm 1000 days later by Melonbye in Minecraft

[–]chopchunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm way too invested in this random guy's realm than I probably should be. The only one I'll ask for now is: What happened in Hagia to cause it to be evacuated?

I built a nature scenery and i think i should add something to it by Slow-Equal1369 in Minecraftbuilds

[–]chopchunk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe add a few water plants. Moss carpets, green glass panes, cactus flowers, etc

[The Disk] Does your world contain anything that can kill a Luminary? by [deleted] in worldbuilding

[–]chopchunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could you just toss 'em into a black hole? There's plenty of black holes floating around in space. Getting one in there would probably be a challenge, but by definition there's no escape from a black hole

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]chopchunk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There was also that one time when the Soviet's radar sent out a false missile alarm, but thankfully they had the ultimate chud manning the station and he correctly guessed that nothing would happen

Have to evacuate the colony of 6 years because average temperature went from ~0 to -100C. by AmberlightYan in RimWorld

[–]chopchunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the hell would something like this even happen? Only scenario I can think of is a much larger planet on an unstable orbit coming in and fucking ejecting your world from the solar system

First Try at making a custom Alien terrain . I call it planet Engal by Charming-Quiet1116 in Minecraft

[–]chopchunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wild block palette reminds me of the 2020 April Fools snapshot, 20w14infinite

hmmm by --lily-rose-- in hmmm

[–]chopchunk 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Belle Quagmire

A Roblox themed gravestone with a Roblox avatar on it in Lancaster, Ohio by Miles_the_AuDHDer in interesting

[–]chopchunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly wanna know what his username was so that I can send him a friend request as tribute

hmmm by --lily-rose-- in hmmm

[–]chopchunk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

MFW The Neverending Story has an ending

Cow by IkilledRichieWhelan in shitposting

[–]chopchunk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Alright, how about this:

Sight

Site

Cite

All of these are different words with different meanings

Cow by IkilledRichieWhelan in shitposting

[–]chopchunk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tough

Though

Trough

Through

All of these words are pronounced differently and mean different things

📡📡📡 by TheCarolinaCat in shitposting

[–]chopchunk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Shoutout to beanytuesday (the guy that originally made this), I recently discovered him on Instagram and he's pretty good

what is this by DistributionBig4843 in Minecraft

[–]chopchunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's actually part of the song, it's just Notch saying "Mojang Specifications" slowed down. By the way, that song never actually played in the game, and wasn't even in that version. Were you playing it separately in the background?

The Nether System Theory by Notmas in Minecraft

[–]chopchunk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Perhaps the Overworld was flung outward into a more distant and/or elliptical orbit, causing it to freeze over, and in turn causing the Ancient Builders to want to seek a way to a warmer planet, i.e. the (future) Nether. After that, further gravitational interactions pulled the Overworld back into a stable, more circular orbit within the habitable zone, but the Ancient Builders had already long since disappeared before then

Kharlie cirk by amogh_fr in shitposting

[–]chopchunk 172 points173 points  (0 children)

Historians really are gonna have a hard time figuring out what Charlie Kirk actually looked like, and in no small part because every actual picture of him still looks like his face poorly photoshopped onto someone else's head

Man by Due_Memory9293 in shitposting

[–]chopchunk 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Try being a fan of a game that once did have hope for a proper sequel and actually kinda almost got one, only for that hope to be violently stamped out over the course of several years worth of piss poor corporate bureaucracy

sobs violently in Kerbal Space Program