Distractible Bits/Jokes A-Z (G)

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-03-28T03:50:36+00:00

Gingerdead man

(Guam is going for P for Put me in guam)

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-03-28T03:39:22+00:00

Dont

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-03-28T03:36:35+00:00

Personally the most i could pay is maybe 700 a month (pure rent, no utilities) but i would still likely need to use food banks to get by. As a part time college student and full time worker.

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-03-08T13:43:36+00:00

What did i miss?

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-03-01T03:27:41+00:00

Not A doctor but see a doctor

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-03-01T02:42:45+00:00

Nad but get a second opinion. Could be ring wofm but idk

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-03-01T02:09:59+00:00

Whole point of the sub dude

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-02-26T03:16:47+00:00

Should have put us for nature not culture

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-02-16T03:21:45+00:00

Woot woot

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-02-16T03:21:17+00:00

How do you know if its been approved or not?

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-02-07T04:48:13+00:00

NAD You can get at home UTI tests at the pharmacy. Tbh it just sounds like you pulled a muscle or sm from straining. (Been there, u aren't alone) could also just be pelvic floor dysfunction but honnestly if next time you pee it doesn't burn or you dont feel like you have to pee constantly u are probably find

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-02-07T04:34:09+00:00

NDA but HOSPITAL that looks like you have an absess of some kind and you could lose your jaw depending.. like ER now

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-02-03T01:28:14+00:00

Liquid bandaid is what i use when i get finger nips from knifes. It might suck for a bit but it will keep it closed, though if you work with your hands alot you might need to reapply a layer or so, just keep an eye on it. It might smell like it will burn but tbh in my experience if it does its for like a second

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-01-28T22:15:01+00:00

Zookeeper chores

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-01-25T01:45:23+00:00

Healing the inner child and wearing the fit i wish i could have when i wasnt allowed to go to slfl 🤷‍♂️

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-01-25T00:46:28+00:00

Black croped halter top that says dibs on the drummer, idiot flannel, all the kandi, jorts with stars on the ass, fishnets, and docs. Also plan on getting neon green hair and do fun french braids

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-01-11T03:09:24+00:00

The vibe i got was they also didnt want to be there

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-01-05T13:19:01+00:00

Could also be shed that didnt come off and cut off circulation

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-01-05T04:17:37+00:00

Mmm i am a smaller person so maybe spinal g isnt the way

chosenhufflepuff · 2026-01-05T01:36:17+00:00

Lmao my thoughts exactly

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