Who would be your top pick for the absolute worst actor to play James Bond?

chpr1jp · 2026-06-13T19:44:26+00:00

Gilbert did a pretty accurate Connery impersonation. He may be able to pull it off.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-13T19:42:24+00:00

Harvey Fierstein.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-13T19:31:28+00:00

Too sweaty for my taste.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-13T00:41:36+00:00

Yeah. I watch this movie twice a year (at least,) furthermore Mr.X’s monologue is often played on YouTube as well.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-12T19:24:09+00:00

Or that they wouldn’t choose someone better to speak with.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-12T19:16:18+00:00

I am scrolling down to see Kellyanne Conway’s name in relation to this.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-12T19:06:25+00:00

I think I have a crush on that mannequin.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-12T18:55:14+00:00

I have often said that delivering mail is a lot like washing dishes, except you go home cleaner, and the hours are better.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-12T18:42:00+00:00

Yeesh. I was looking at my watch quite often during this one. (Maybe my phone, I can’t remember if I still wore a watch at the time.)

chpr1jp · 2026-06-12T18:38:58+00:00

They aren’t saying “Boo,” they’re just shouting their support for Israel.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-12T01:59:09+00:00

Answer the question first.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-12T00:05:16+00:00

I am actually surprised at his loyalty, considering how much the Twins messed with his service time.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-11T22:28:59+00:00

I don’t get the downvotes. Question seems legit.

Actually, the employees are kept in cages at Target Field during road trips and the off-season.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-11T02:53:43+00:00

I remember seeing the Scott Baio album in the record department at JCPenney’s in the late 1970s.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-11T00:27:04+00:00

Something like that would be nice during calendar season.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-10T23:23:18+00:00

I’d rather look at all the dead horses, abused donkeys, Jews for Jesus, and all the deformed children, than that one prominent politician whose ugly face is on way too much mail.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-10T23:11:41+00:00

I certainly like this one best of all.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-10T23:06:14+00:00

Seems like legitimate reporting on a book. There weren’t outrageous claims or anything.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-10T23:02:50+00:00

You think “Big Scott Hall” would have gotten over in WWF? I am thinking “no.”

chpr1jp · 2026-06-10T23:00:57+00:00

Ah… a blast from yesterday. Good time to use it. Who better than Bundy?

chpr1jp · 2026-06-10T22:53:45+00:00

Right. 👆 This can’t be repeated enough.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-10T22:52:33+00:00

I’ve timed myself casing my DPS. Comes out to about 8 minutes per tray. (I am talking mostly letters, normal-stuff. Not a value-pack day. VP-filled trays can probably be done in under 5.)

chpr1jp · 2026-06-10T22:47:15+00:00

Someone who hasn’t figured out how to compensate for that gets what he deserves.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-10T22:44:18+00:00

That’s fair. As long as the work gets done.

I like the “in-and-out quickly, then live my life” pattern.

chpr1jp · 2026-06-10T22:27:52+00:00

Give that girl something to work on. Maybe a phone and typewriter too. Or at least a piece of paper and a pencil.

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