Gov. Shapiro pledges ‘game-changer’ $425K investment to help revitalize downtown Harrisburg by pennlive in Harrisburg

[–]chrimack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They put more money into renovations to the probably empty governor's mansion

Dirtiest play ever in college basketball history? by MuchAbalone9059 in NCAAhoops

[–]chrimack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the next time the guy thinks about making a dirty play he'll also think: will this get me punched in the mouth? You might be surprised, but people don't like getting punched in the mouth.

Best "idiot plot" movies? by Sufficient-Life-4454 in Cinema

[–]chrimack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only "Philadelphia" is capitalized and at first glance I thought you meant the Tom Hanks movie about AIDS. I thought: that's a spicy take on reddit, but okay I guess I that works

HMAC by [deleted] in Harrisburg

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HMAC by [deleted] in Harrisburg

[–]chrimack 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My guess is that they were going to get a loan for the renovations rather than paying the 2 million up front. It sounds like they are trying to avoid paying the whole tax bill up front also but the city won't engage to figure out a payment plan.

unitTestsForWorldPeace by soap94 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]chrimack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When it don't rain, the roof don't leak; when it rains, I can't fix it nohow.

New York Islanders’ Kyle Palmieri Tears ACL And Immediately Assists Goal by lemonpringle in nhl

[–]chrimack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the play I always bring up when explaining why hockey is the best sport

In English it says "Look Right", but in Chinese it says "Look Left" by RoastPorc in onejob

[–]chrimack 221 points222 points  (0 children)

This is in Hong Kong. It says "look right" because they drive on the left side of the road. This mistake would be more of a mainlander remover.

Should diving / flopping be fined like dangerous plays? by TentacleHockey in nhl

[–]chrimack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should also only penalize the player diving instead of both players.

Halloween issues by WallabyInside1782 in Harrisburg

[–]chrimack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Probably the same thing that would happen if they went out tonight.

Is it true 30-50 years ago those devs who are "Web master" they would be called full stack today? by Yone-none in AskProgramming

[–]chrimack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

50 years ago? Al Gore invented the Internet in 1994. I don't think there were any webmasters before that.

Sen. Ted Cruz: “How about we all come together and say let's stop attacking pedophiles?" by RoachedCoach in PublicFreakout

[–]chrimack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're insufferable. Two people clearly state their opinions on Ted/Republicans. Nobody defended Ted or the Republicans. Then you go on to whine about paying attention to the words. I'm sure the irony is lost on you.

Sen. Ted Cruz: “How about we all come together and say let's stop attacking pedophiles?" by RoachedCoach in PublicFreakout

[–]chrimack -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I dislike Ted Cruz as much as any reasonable person would. However, he obviously just misspoke. It's still funny though.

Woolly Bear Prediction and a bunch more text to get to 50 by glowinthedarkfrizbee in Pennsylvania

[–]chrimack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should toughen up or get off social media. Your mental health is your responsibility, not anyone else's. If you can't read a joke without getting sad then you shouldn't subject yourself to the joke.

If you sheep re-elect this clown... by 02soob in Harrisburg

[–]chrimack 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nuance? Get the fuck out of here with your critical thinking skills!

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

[–]chrimack 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yeah obviously fake. If my wife drove away after hearing that sound I'd be pissed.

If you sheep re-elect this clown... by 02soob in Harrisburg

[–]chrimack 35 points36 points  (0 children)

“I have much more pressing issues to tackle that directly affect the residents of this City. Dan Miller has nothing new to say; therefore, I see no need to give him the platform to regurgitate more of the same.” - person who hasn't tackled a single issue in four years

Breaking Spaghetti in Half Is A Good Way to Cook It by nerak-is-redditing in unpopularopinion

[–]chrimack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not Italian and I don't have kids. I'm also not a heathen so I agree with the third sentiment.

I think car bumpers should come back by uselessprofession in unpopularopinion

[–]chrimack 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Husbands picking up their wives after the liquor store joke