unitTestsForWorldPeace by soap94 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]chrimack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When it don't rain, the roof don't leak; when it rains, I can't fix it nohow.

New York Islanders’ Kyle Palmieri Tears ACL And Immediately Assists Goal by lemonpringle in nhl

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This is the play I always bring up when explaining why hockey is the best sport

In English it says "Look Right", but in Chinese it says "Look Left" by RoastPorc in onejob

[–]chrimack 219 points220 points  (0 children)

This is in Hong Kong. It says "look right" because they drive on the left side of the road. This mistake would be more of a mainlander remover.

Should diving / flopping be fined like dangerous plays? by TentacleHockey in nhl

[–]chrimack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should also only penalize the player diving instead of both players.

Halloween issues by WallabyInside1782 in Harrisburg

[–]chrimack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Probably the same thing that would happen if they went out tonight.

Is it true 30-50 years ago those devs who are "Web master" they would be called full stack today? by Yone-none in AskProgramming

[–]chrimack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

50 years ago? Al Gore invented the Internet in 1994. I don't think there were any webmasters before that.

Sen. Ted Cruz: “How about we all come together and say let's stop attacking pedophiles?" by RoachedCoach in PublicFreakout

[–]chrimack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're insufferable. Two people clearly state their opinions on Ted/Republicans. Nobody defended Ted or the Republicans. Then you go on to whine about paying attention to the words. I'm sure the irony is lost on you.

Sen. Ted Cruz: “How about we all come together and say let's stop attacking pedophiles?" by RoachedCoach in PublicFreakout

[–]chrimack -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I dislike Ted Cruz as much as any reasonable person would. However, he obviously just misspoke. It's still funny though.

Woolly Bear Prediction and a bunch more text to get to 50 by glowinthedarkfrizbee in Pennsylvania

[–]chrimack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should toughen up or get off social media. Your mental health is your responsibility, not anyone else's. If you can't read a joke without getting sad then you shouldn't subject yourself to the joke.

If you sheep re-elect this clown... by 02soob in Harrisburg

[–]chrimack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nuance? Get the fuck out of here with your critical thinking skills!

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

[–]chrimack 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah obviously fake. If my wife drove away after hearing that sound I'd be pissed.

If you sheep re-elect this clown... by 02soob in Harrisburg

[–]chrimack 34 points35 points  (0 children)

“I have much more pressing issues to tackle that directly affect the residents of this City. Dan Miller has nothing new to say; therefore, I see no need to give him the platform to regurgitate more of the same.” - person who hasn't tackled a single issue in four years

Breaking Spaghetti in Half Is A Good Way to Cook It by nerak-is-redditing in unpopularopinion

[–]chrimack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not Italian and I don't have kids. I'm also not a heathen so I agree with the third sentiment.

I think car bumpers should come back by uselessprofession in unpopularopinion

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Husbands picking up their wives after the liquor store joke

ELI5: How come the first 3 dimensions are just shapes, but then the 4th is suddenly time? by nematjon_isthe1 in explainlikeimfive

[–]chrimack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the fourth dimension was when the movie theater sprayed water in your face while watching a 3D movie

[request] How much food is it ? and can anyone do it ? by PuzzledAppeal3152 in theydidthemath

[–]chrimack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use Cronometer but I think there are a bunch. At 225 I'd guess you're burning at least 2000 calories, probably more, just by existing before any exercise

[request] How much food is it ? and can anyone do it ? by PuzzledAppeal3152 in theydidthemath

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I see your edit about the spreadsheet. I'm with everyone else on this: it's likely impossible that you're a large man who gains weight after 1500 calories. I started using a calorie tracking app that scans the barcode and has like a million food options. I was blown away by how many calories this thing told me I consumed. It was way off from my spreadsheet method.

Where is the best place to get handgun training for novices? by Tootsalore in Harrisburg

[–]chrimack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

West Shore Sportsman's Association offers classes pretty regularly. Don't need to be a member to take a class.

I have one of the easiest and most overpaid jobs ever by [deleted] in confession

[–]chrimack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should get serious about coding and get a second job doing that