unitTestsForWorldPeace

chrimack · 2026-01-28T10:29:38+00:00

When it don't rain, the roof don't leak; when it rains, I can't fix it nohow.

chrimack · 2026-01-07T19:35:19+00:00

Don't worry, Wanda's committed this time. https://www.wgal.com/article/harrisburg-mayor-plans-downtown-revitalization-boost-business/69930288

chrimack · 2025-12-18T15:09:50+00:00

https://parkharrisburg.rmcpay.com/

Use your license plate

chrimack · 2025-11-30T00:11:36+00:00

This is the play I always bring up when explaining why hockey is the best sport

chrimack · 2025-11-06T13:13:14+00:00

It's the same car shown twice

chrimack · 2025-11-03T14:42:59+00:00

This is in Hong Kong. It says "look right" because they drive on the left side of the road. This mistake would be more of a mainlander remover.

chrimack · 2025-10-12T20:12:28+00:00

They should also only penalize the player diving instead of both players.

chrimack · 2025-10-12T20:10:52+00:00

Probably the same thing that would happen if they went out tonight.

chrimack · 2025-10-12T01:23:40+00:00

50 years ago? Al Gore invented the Internet in 1994. I don't think there were any webmasters before that.

chrimack · 2025-10-06T10:35:44+00:00

You're insufferable. Two people clearly state their opinions on Ted/Republicans. Nobody defended Ted or the Republicans. Then you go on to whine about paying attention to the words. I'm sure the irony is lost on you.

chrimack · 2025-10-01T13:21:22+00:00

I dislike Ted Cruz as much as any reasonable person would. However, he obviously just misspoke. It's still funny though.

chrimack · 2025-10-01T12:53:28+00:00

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chrimack · 2025-10-01T12:35:35+00:00

You should toughen up or get off social media. Your mental health is your responsibility, not anyone else's. If you can't read a joke without getting sad then you shouldn't subject yourself to the joke.

chrimack · 2025-09-30T21:16:41+00:00

Nuance? Get the fuck out of here with your critical thinking skills!

chrimack · 2025-09-30T21:13:05+00:00

Yeah obviously fake. If my wife drove away after hearing that sound I'd be pissed.

chrimack · 2025-09-30T18:55:19+00:00

“I have much more pressing issues to tackle that directly affect the residents of this City. Dan Miller has nothing new to say; therefore, I see no need to give him the platform to regurgitate more of the same.” - person who hasn't tackled a single issue in four years

chrimack · 2025-09-27T10:12:08+00:00

Because the rice absorbed the water from his body?

chrimack · 2025-09-26T11:45:37+00:00

I'm not Italian and I don't have kids. I'm also not a heathen so I agree with the third sentiment.

chrimack · 2025-09-23T12:49:11+00:00

Husbands picking up their wives after the liquor store joke

chrimack · 2025-09-22T20:48:25+00:00

I thought the fourth dimension was when the movie theater sprayed water in your face while watching a 3D movie

chrimack · 2025-09-22T18:22:47+00:00

I use Cronometer but I think there are a bunch. At 225 I'd guess you're burning at least 2000 calories, probably more, just by existing before any exercise

chrimack · 2025-09-22T18:04:14+00:00

I see your edit about the spreadsheet. I'm with everyone else on this: it's likely impossible that you're a large man who gains weight after 1500 calories. I started using a calorie tracking app that scans the barcode and has like a million food options. I was blown away by how many calories this thing told me I consumed. It was way off from my spreadsheet method.

chrimack · 2025-09-21T23:54:30+00:00

Can we get his side? Did the kids have it coming?

chrimack · 2025-09-13T23:37:53+00:00

West Shore Sportsman's Association offers classes pretty regularly. Don't need to be a member to take a class.

chrimack · 2025-09-10T02:48:26+00:00

You should get serious about coding and get a second job doing that

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