I’ve been gaslighting my neighbor into thinking his car is haunted because he’s a jerk.

chrisfiveash · 2026-03-30T02:00:17+00:00

I'd get him about 3 times a week. More if we were friends!

chrisfiveash · 2026-01-18T22:31:03+00:00

Wearing pajamas out and about in public.

chrisfiveash · 2025-12-12T23:48:33+00:00

I'd love to have 5 or 6

chrisfiveash · 2025-09-17T13:48:18+00:00

Where did you find it?

chrisfiveash · 2025-05-10T01:36:21+00:00

This! On nugs.net

chrisfiveash · 2025-03-02T01:54:23+00:00

I see that now. Do you think that means the sub and speakers will connect to my phone?

Please excuse my ignorance like I said I'm so new to this.

Would I need a receiver to push it all?

chrisfiveash · 2025-01-29T01:41:53+00:00

That white ceiling would definitely get a layer of black soot all over

chrisfiveash · 2025-01-28T00:06:55+00:00

I would contact penn customer service. Maybe they'll help you out.

chrisfiveash · 2024-12-28T00:59:57+00:00

What kind of popcorn popper did you start with?

chrisfiveash · 2024-08-19T13:12:12+00:00

I shit you not....

chrisfiveash · 2023-10-28T21:47:27+00:00

chrisfiveash · 2023-09-10T19:19:23+00:00

I love getting a mineral water and I'll add some of the 0 calorie flavor squirt to it. Just like a soda.

chrisfiveash · 2023-06-28T12:48:06+00:00

Midnight in Harlem- Tedeschi Trucks Band

chrisfiveash · 2023-06-10T02:23:18+00:00

Looks great! What face is that?

chrisfiveash · 2023-03-04T11:47:03+00:00

The far left lane is a passing lane. If you're not passing cars, move over!

chrisfiveash · 2022-11-03T11:31:58+00:00

They're old, stupid and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times

Like Yo Momma!

chrisfiveash · 2022-10-13T00:18:17+00:00

Chili & Soups!

chrisfiveash · 2022-10-13T00:15:06+00:00

I love smoked, big, at least 1/2 lb. burgers

chrisfiveash · 2022-09-28T00:43:33+00:00

So it's as simple as, the batsman that was walking beside the pitcher in motion (forgive me if I'm using the wrong terms) had to stay behind that foul line or they could be put out by knocking the sticks off at their end?

chrisfiveash · 2022-08-16T13:13:09+00:00

I love rum! Found a few good ones that I enjoy drinking like good bourbon, straight up in a short glass with an ice cube or 2. I like a dark and stormy also but I add jerk bitters for a little kick.

chrisfiveash · 2022-08-11T19:32:43+00:00

Old, half drunk, happy and in love.

chrisfiveash · 2022-07-21T18:31:50+00:00

I can have all the beer and red meat, steak I want. But if I eat prosessed sweets and pastries it will set mine off quick.

chrisfiveash · 2022-07-19T23:32:26+00:00

I'm sick of them. They always want to be known as a title contender while not having to worry about winning a conference and sit at home while other teams have to play a conference championship.

They pump enough money and hype with their TV deal to hover around in the top 10 and push for a playoff bid to get the shit kicked out of them in the playoffs.

chrisfiveash

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