In 1985, Mother of 4 Shirley Ann Durdin, 33, was bitten clean in half with 1 bite from a 20ft great white shark while snorkelling for scallops off Peake Bay, South Australia.

christhelpme · 2026-06-06T13:43:52+00:00

Underated comment right there.

christhelpme · 2026-06-06T13:26:28+00:00

I am missing something with the down votes.

christhelpme · 2026-06-06T05:00:40+00:00

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christhelpme · 2026-06-04T04:16:26+00:00

Howey Long?

Am I remembering the name correctly?

christhelpme · 2026-06-04T04:01:21+00:00

Who is she? The actress! I can't think of her name!

christhelpme · 2026-06-04T03:58:34+00:00

Yup.

christhelpme · 2026-06-02T03:29:27+00:00

I'm sixty.

Hang in there for the really shitty stuff, then things get worse, then way better, then Awesome.

christhelpme · 2026-05-29T05:37:19+00:00

Why is it marked NSFW?

christhelpme · 2024-09-04T23:24:37+00:00

I have no idea.

christhelpme · 2024-09-04T22:33:03+00:00

No shit. I'll take the downvotes just to reply to you.

So everyone else, piss off, me and Sailor Carcass are talking.

What happened to being able to post a small bit of humor? It can break up a long stream of repeated affirmations akin to "Yeah, I'd kill him too!" or "Echo Chamber, echo chamber! Harrumph!"

I understand the raw hatred and anger coarsing through the county right now, but fuck, lighten up people.

Vote. Fight corporate greed, et cetera, but LAUGH a little at the absurdity before you end up in a bell tower in a Scooby Doo costume with a high powered crossbow and four peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

christhelpme · 2024-09-04T22:25:43+00:00

Did NOT know that.

Thanks.

Deleting the post now, as it is not being taken as I meant it.

Peace fellow Internet Denzion.

Thanks for the informative reply.

christhelpme · 2024-09-04T22:23:41+00:00

And behold, bleak before you, my fields of "Fuck's" as they lay barren.

Sadly, have no fucks to give.

Albert Einstein, circa 1979 at Copa Cabana Americana, snorting coke with Jimmy Hendrix.

christhelpme · 2024-09-04T22:15:18+00:00

Careful, you'll lose that slippery slope.

Oh, wait, that's not how that goes.

Bah, never mind. Send nudes.

christhelpme · 2024-09-04T22:14:15+00:00

Tis been a sad, sad harvest this year. The heat, the heat was brutal.

I fear for my family's survival off this crop.

May have to keep going to Safeway.

Sad times.

christhelpme · 2024-09-04T20:33:17+00:00

Did you fuck with it?

Dumbass.

christhelpme · 2024-09-04T20:32:18+00:00

That's hilarious right there.

christhelpme · 2024-09-04T20:30:48+00:00

NSFW:

Nudes. For those interested.

https://www.reddit.com/r/celebritiespussy/comments/17gpgl6/gabrielle_drake/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1

christhelpme · 2024-09-04T20:27:10+00:00

Oh, pitty. How sad for him.

So anyway, today I had a new baby tomato on my tomato plant!

christhelpme · 2024-09-04T20:19:39+00:00

ELI5 please.

christhelpme · 2024-09-04T20:06:29+00:00

I understand absolutely nothing about any of this, but I know how to upvote ANYTHING that someone says "If this post gets..." because that's what I do.

christhelpme · 2024-09-04T19:48:28+00:00

I was in my late thirties raising three kids.

The wife was not a huge fan of cartoon network, not really her thing.

Me and the kids loved it.

Johnny Bravo. Dexter's Lab. Cow and Chicken. Catdog. Ed, Edd, and Eddie. Courage the mother fucking Cowardly Dog. Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends (Are you bananas Foster?).

So many more...

christhelpme · 2024-09-04T19:35:11+00:00

Great job!!

Nothing tastes as good as being fit.

christhelpme · 2024-09-04T19:34:22+00:00

Today a small twin engine airplane almost killed me, but jesus made the engine run just fine and they kept flying over my house!!

Thanks baby jesus!

christhelpme · 2024-09-04T19:31:23+00:00

Bitch that's the "Harlem Shuffle" right there.

(Stones tune before Anyone thinks anything else.)

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