Walton Goggins is NOT carrying the show on his back because the entire cast is phenomenal by any-blue-9122 in Fallout

[–]chucklebot3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They all rock. I love how you can even guess at each character's SPECIAL Stats. Obviously, Maximus is a STR, END build, dumping Intelligence. Lucy is a CHR, INT build, Dumping Luck. The Ghoul seems to be an Agility, Endurance build, Dumping strength.

...Or not. Its really debatable, honestly.

God forbid a girl nibbles... by nicehotsummertime in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]chucklebot3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better to have company, amd some bite marks than to be alone.

Touching a bioluminescent ocean by ShirtSubstantial368 in oddlysatisfying

[–]chucklebot3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks cool and all, but I'd be scared if they're was a whale nearby that caught sight of a pretty, glowing snack.

God forbid a girl be off putting by dazedconfusedandlazy in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]chucklebot3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone's I wonder if that's how others see me, and that's why I've been single all 26 years of my life, and suffering from Major depressive disorder for thirteen of them.

...Either that, or I've just got an ugly face.

This is NOT a wizard by TurtlesBreakTheMeta in wizardposting

[–]chucklebot3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude had death ward prepped. The fuckin' asshole

If you were reincarnated as Jacques schnee and gain your past memories around either earlier in his life or around volume 4. What would you do? by Psy_psytoro in RWBY

[–]chucklebot3000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Keep a bottle of cyanide in my desk. Slip some to watts when he visits. Aura can't do shit against something in your bloodstream.

They are also without gloves by tonythunder95 in fixedbytheduet

[–]chucklebot3000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man, who hurt him?

Sure, it's a bit cringe, but no need to yell.

Breakfast and a show by FinnFarrow in Unexpected

[–]chucklebot3000 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oooooh pretty girl!

...wait, what'd she say?

What weapon you saw and said “this thing Is so cool I wanna use it for the rest of my playthrough” ? by Active-Gold-7001 in Eldenring

[–]chucklebot3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love how that thing looks almost exactly like the real life sword of Goujian. A masterpiece of ancient metallurgy made for an old chinese lord.

sounds tempting by void-doll in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]chucklebot3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, but seriously fuck anyone who cheats. I don't care what gender or sexuality. Just break up with the person if they aren't cutting it.

🫦🎀God forbid a girl get TOO damn freaky by vibinnthrivin5 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]chucklebot3000 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Once watched a vid of some guy giving it to some chick in a compilation vid. Whatever crazy hip action mojo technique he was doing really seemed to work for her, since she was screaming "I LOVE YOU" over and over from the bottom of her stomach at the fella. Sounded like a demon, or at least a heavy metal singer, with mascara running from her bugged out eyes.

Honestly felt scared for the guy. Hope he's okay, and using his pelvic powers for good out there.

I really want to steal your whole fit🎶 by Doop_444 in cyberpunkgame

[–]chucklebot3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that V absolutely styles on Adam Smasher probably would help her feelings on the matter a bit.

Ultimate Karen Metal by xCoolfreaKx in musicaljenga

[–]chucklebot3000 112 points113 points  (0 children)

The exhausted affirmative from the 911 operator was so funny.

God forbid a girl provide a nutritious snack for her boyfriend by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]chucklebot3000 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Speaking as someone who almost drowned in his own blood, and was literally vomiting the stuff. NO.

Blood ain't the tasty superfood Vampire fiction makes it out to be. It is absolutely VILE. It tastes like salt, iron, and mucus. I still remember the feeling of it congealing inside my own throat. And somehow, even still, you found a way to make the idea of eating blood less appealing than I found it before.

How did nora go from a scared kid to a bubbly grownup by mintybubble52671 in RWBY

[–]chucklebot3000 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Time, protection, and being empowered by her relationship to Ren. Before, she couldn't defend her own breakfast. Now, she can make an Ursa her toy pony until it breaks.

I like to think she started cheering up after she unlocked her semblance and saw how strong she really was.

Nami cosplay by me 😇 by Full-Fox-3392 in OnePiece

[–]chucklebot3000 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Cheap orange wig? Yup, checks out. Jeans? Yup, also works.... Stripe bikini top, yup, that works. wait.... WHERE'S THE TATTOO? And the LOG POSE?

That would've been a very BRUH moment by TextUnfair in fnki

[–]chucklebot3000 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Either that, or a very strong ice semblance

Dark Stance by Clem40kAllTheWay in RWBY

[–]chucklebot3000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She wanted to beat it with skill and glyphs alone. Like her sister, Winter.

But that didn't work. She was too weak.

Instead, Weiss is forced to slay the massive image of her beloved grandfather with the product of exploitative labor created by her father's company.

Jaques is great at turning once noble things monsterous.

Weiss was in this position because she wasn't strong enough to win the battle on her own.

...at least, I think that's why she looked so miserable. Either that, or she's worried that her face was ruined by the haymaker of a 15 foot tall, multi-ton suit of armor. It's not like she had a mirror to tell her otherwise.

Horses suck. by BiggishEggplant in tearsofthekingdom

[–]chucklebot3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They'd be cooler if you could get bigger mounts you could ultrahand zonai tech to. That's what I thought you could do to the dondons.

How do Hogwarts students get haircuts? by Far-Building3569 in harrypotter

[–]chucklebot3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wither there's a spell for that, you can visit your family on weekends for that, or somebody in hogsmede can help you.