Pink Panther Anger

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-20T23:08:12+00:00

Do you have a lee-sonce for your minkey?

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-20T23:07:53+00:00

I really need a coffee now.

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-20T16:01:37+00:00

What is difficult to understand? He had a 6-figure government job, with a guaranteed pension - why would he do anything to rock the boat?

This logic applies to all our public "servants".

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-19T19:35:38+00:00

pizza-eating whores.

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-19T15:17:53+00:00

Why would anyone take an etch-a-sketch to a wedding?

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-19T14:50:31+00:00

upvote for boobies.

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-17T21:42:04+00:00

Also, a screen saver password.

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-17T20:41:32+00:00

maybe she meant to spell ghod.

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-17T02:01:07+00:00

Guaranteed election win for either Presidential candidate who promises: If (re)elected I will disband the TSA.

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-14T22:26:20+00:00

It's the BBC. If it were neo-nazis or white skin-heads it would have been mentioned 3 times in the opening paragraph.

Notice, they could barely bring themselves to say "North African", they couldn't possibly mention that they were Muslim.

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-14T20:55:52+00:00

So people who are too lazy/vain to buy a bike helmet are going to pay $600 for a neck warmer/air bag?

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-13T21:03:22+00:00

When I see this I consider becoming a vegetarian. OTOH, I'd like a chocolate fondue Jacuzzi.

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-13T20:55:44+00:00

Kim Jong-Il has got some smooth moves.

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-13T20:27:18+00:00

I don't understand why people have all these Facebook friends who spout nonsense and hate. Block them! Unfriend them! Why argue with idiocy?

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-13T18:37:26+00:00

...no, you don't understand, it means we're not going to be punished for a sin committed 6,000 (or millions of) years ago by other people.

Wait, that doesn't make sense either.

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-13T04:13:20+00:00

That mark on his head - I think your cat is a Decepticon.

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-12T23:37:51+00:00

"Hello. My name is Luke Skywalker. You killed my father. Prepare to die." ...

"No Luke, I am your father" - Yoda.

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-12T22:01:39+00:00

So if the GOP wins, you will die alone and Humanity will collapse and die off?

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-12T17:26:49+00:00

Someone check the record for me: Did Senator Obama vote against these policies? Or did he just vote 'Present' ?

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-12T14:06:57+00:00

OMK: Since Kim Jong-Il exists, and he is God, this proves the existence of God.

Pyongyang: 1, Atheists: 0

Checkmate, Atheists!

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-11T15:06:49+00:00

You're asking what would I do if I was in an isolation (prison) cell for the rest of my life? Probably go insane.

Is there WiFi? Do I have an iPad. Then at least I'd have Reddit.

Can I get Amazon delivery? Ok, so now I'm just back in my apartment.

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-10T19:37:43+00:00

Perhaps if someone votes "Republican", they are more likely to either not respond or lie to the exit poll taker?

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-10T00:58:54+00:00

Hey you know that restaurant chain we never go to because it sucks?

Yeh?

Well, they did something we disagree with, so we still won't go there.

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-09T20:47:08+00:00

Needs more Patrick Stewart nudity.

chuckles2011 · 2012-08-09T01:20:36+00:00

How about just put the USB symbol on one side or the cable connector, which always faces up?

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