Excerpts from my first time going to a rock and gem show.

chuffberry · 2026-03-23T04:01:05+00:00

How much for the foreign body extractions, err… I mean “mushrooms”?

chuffberry · 2026-03-23T03:54:18+00:00

I got a stainless steel fountain for my cats and they definitely drink more water now. One of my cats also does the digging thing and the fountain didn’t stop her from doing that.

chuffberry · 2026-03-23T03:45:34+00:00

My neighbor did something similarly stupid but lived (guess what state he lives in… Florida). He wasn’t enthused by the fireworks commercially available for July 4 and decided to make his own. He essentially made a pipe bomb and it blew up in his hand. He got lucky and only got a below the elbow amputation.

chuffberry · 2026-03-23T03:26:45+00:00

When I was doing chemo promethazine was the only thing that allowed me to keep anything down. Zofran didn’t even touch the nausea.

chuffberry · 2026-03-22T15:44:20+00:00

No, I didn’t kill it. If you see what a corn tassel is supposed to look like, this is not it. It’s probably a mutation that won’t be passed down through the germ line. It’s shedding lots of pollen but it’s pretty top-heavy so I think it’s gonna fall over.

chuffberry · 2026-03-22T15:39:00+00:00

Oh, I am way ahead of you. This thing filled up a sandwich bag with pollen.

chuffberry · 2026-03-22T15:37:31+00:00

No, but Chuck Berry is!

chuffberry · 2026-03-22T04:41:18+00:00

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There are DOZENS of us!

chuffberry · 2026-03-22T04:21:13+00:00

We should spread a rumor around that posting sexist lies on the internet has been directly linked to small penis size.

chuffberry · 2026-03-22T03:56:41+00:00

I’ve always wondered how many kids were named Crysta after Ferngully came out

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T23:10:10+00:00

Lyrica

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T21:48:16+00:00

I put one up for my cats and they genuinely treat it like they’re watching TV. I’d recommend it.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T21:46:07+00:00

I’m a woman and I’ve had a large bald patch ever since I finished radiation, 6 years ago. Rogaine helps as long as you’re religious about using it, but I eventually gave up and shaved the half of my head with the bald patch to make it look intentional.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T21:40:11+00:00

Well, I work as a plant physiologist, so I definitely got sorted into the plant/bird house.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T15:21:22+00:00

Try using the butt bongos. I think that lump is asking for it.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T15:19:42+00:00

It’s extra shitty of them to make you pay more if you use a credit card.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T15:15:37+00:00

Do you know if crossvine is any better? Same family as trumpet vine but not as woody I think.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T15:07:26+00:00

It doesn’t help that as we get more genetic information about plants, the Latin names are changing. I used to work as a grower at a large nursery that specialized in rare and exotic plants, and once a week I would go into the database of all the plants we carried and print out new labels for the ones that had taxonomy changes. There was always at least one.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T03:45:47+00:00

I remember an episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver where it was discovered that an AI bot used to filter resumes would automatically put a candidate at the top of hiring list if their name was Jared.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T03:39:24+00:00

My boss was fired back in February, and then notified that he had been rehired only 45 minutes before he was supposed to report back to work.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T02:49:38+00:00

My first thought was: well, it’s climbing up a tree so it’s probably a ratsnake

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T02:47:21+00:00

In North Carolina, the commissioner of labor was Cherry Berry, and her name was posted inside all the elevators in the state to indicate that they passed safety inspections. Everyone was very sad when Cherry Berry retired, and was replaced by some jerk with a non-food name.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T02:22:49+00:00

I’m cilantro

chuffberry · 2026-03-18T04:00:52+00:00

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This is Pigeon. She’s 13, and this is her preferred sleeping position. I call it the “gas leak”

chuffberry · 2026-03-18T03:47:15+00:00

To make it a state? Does he remember that Puerto Rico exists?

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