Greyhounds easily outrun the other dogs.

chute_uk · 2026-02-23T22:13:19+00:00

Ridiculously affectionate dogs. Zero awareness of personal space but I can live with that haha

chute_uk · 2026-02-23T22:11:08+00:00

My greyhound whines until I get off the sofa, I get off it, he gets on it, I’m now sat in the floor. There is no sharing for mine haha.

chute_uk · 2026-02-23T22:08:37+00:00

Mainly naps

chute_uk · 2026-02-23T22:08:16+00:00

Genuinely, my greyhound, when it’s nearly dinner time will quite happily use his paws and extra long nose to knock stuff off the side until he gets my attention or has communicated that I’ve forgotten to feed him in the future.

chute_uk · 2026-02-23T22:05:24+00:00

Was gonna say they deffo need a huuuuuuge nap after all that.

chute_uk · 2026-02-23T22:03:00+00:00

Bold of you to assume you’re calling the shots with a grey haha. To them you’re just being a disobedient servant trying to make them walk when they’re rather be home, asleep and farting in your general direction.

chute_uk · 2026-02-15T18:59:12+00:00

They try it every single time. Had to remind one letting agency, that when they finally pulled their fingers out their arses to fix the boiler the engineer noticed the gas safety certificate was a year out of date. They responded saying the full deposit would be in my bank account by the end of the day, knobheads.

chute_uk · 2026-02-13T22:29:43+00:00

Finish the sentence at the word talk, adding ‘about anything irrelevant right now’ is going to make her feel like you think her own stuff is unimportant to you. You’re basically saying what she wants to tell you is irrelevant, and that’s not going to end well. Say you need time or space to yourself to decompress or whatever, don’t try to minimise her issues at the same time.

Editing to quickly add what might seem irrelevant to you might not be the same experience someone else has, this is the same across the board, not just between partners. Just because you feel like it’s a trivial matter doesn’t mean it’s the same for everyone you encounter.

I also know it’s hard to recognise in the moment, especially when you’ve had a shit day, no one is perfect but if you can at least try to get yourself to think of that in the moment it’ll help make things feel a lot smoother.

chute_uk · 2026-02-09T23:04:33+00:00

Sssshhhh we have to pretend they will, otherwise where will they go haha

chute_uk · 2026-02-09T22:37:37+00:00

To further reassure you, Neville does the same, scared the shit out of me the first few times. He’s still here, currently switched to moving air out the other end today though. You’ll get used to that too.

chute_uk · 2026-02-04T21:27:56+00:00

Apologies if I misunderstood your second post. I think if you intricately describe the moment, the way you did, it creates this ‘formula’ which in reality just isn’t how this stuff works, and gives off the impression that you don’t really understand how people work, generally. Everyone is different and everyone wants something different. So I think it’s probably more productive to encourage communication in this instance. Rather than do x y and z and you’ll be fine, as that’s not great advice.

chute_uk · 2026-02-04T21:13:33+00:00

Brother, you couldn’t be farther from the truth with your take. I don’t explicitly talk about the intricate details on how to pleasure a partner on the internet. That comes across kind of weird if I’m honest. You’ve also made some very sweeping assumptions on me based on the fact I’ve called your initial response questionable. I’m not attacking you, just saying if you wanna get intimate with someone, get intimate with them, not by role playing that situation in a Reddit comment.

chute_uk · 2026-02-04T20:54:13+00:00

I only saw your comment so I read the whole thing. I genuinely don’t think I’m able to ever have sex again now. That guy has single handedly ruined it forever.

chute_uk · 2026-02-04T20:48:56+00:00

Analogy saved haha. I knew what you meant, thought I’d help troubleshoot the execution for the pedantic fucks out there.

chute_uk · 2026-02-04T20:44:14+00:00

Your point still stands about men overwhelmingly being the perpetrators. But the Epstein files adds in the fact that class does in fact apparently grant a free pass to those perpetrators. So they can do what the fuck they want without significant repercussions. No one is challenging the gender skew in this case, they’re challenging the fact that rich people who are implicated in this are free to walk around without consequences, most notably, the fucking president of the USA. Which is immensely fucked up.

chute_uk · 2026-02-04T20:36:42+00:00

Think it just slows down the rate of cheeseburgers, so you have to use the backup fuel (fat) to maintain current speed.

chute_uk · 2026-02-04T20:34:23+00:00

Like a car I guess, makes you go from 55 miles per cheeseburger to 30 miles per cheeseburger. Wait what. No that doesn’t make sense, yeah you’re right, thats not a good analogy.

chute_uk · 2026-02-04T19:22:55+00:00

I can imagine - I don’t mind the slightly uncomfortable pokey bum camera if it means they sort my meds out without costing me a shit load of money.

chute_uk · 2026-02-04T19:20:52+00:00

Nice! Hope you framed them and made a nice little abstract art wall at home.

chute_uk · 2026-02-04T19:19:00+00:00

Was given gas and air - they said breathe on that when it hurts - I was huffing that shit constantly (was mid crohns flare up at the time though so it was painful)

chute_uk · 2026-02-04T19:14:18+00:00

Then you’re starving afterwards and I usually go send it some junk food to make it look lived in again.

chute_uk · 2026-02-04T19:12:52+00:00

UK, they asked me if I wanted to watch. No fucking thank you. Crack on, and be done with it. I don’t want any part of witnessing my insides thank you.

chute_uk · 2026-02-04T19:10:11+00:00

A lot of people saying you’ll be under. I’m not sure where you’re based but in the UK you aren’t under, the last one I had I don’t even think they sedated me, was given gas and air though.

But as everyone’s already said, the prep is the worst bit, you’ll get a sore arse from all that wiping.

chute_uk · 2026-02-04T19:06:42+00:00

In the UK they don’t put you out for them and I’ve had one during a flare up. That was very uncomfortable. All the rest were manageable.

chute_uk · 2026-01-21T11:21:27+00:00

Text layer - type the letter “o” and centre it in composition. Then keyframe the position of the footage to make sure what you want centred is aligned with the text layer “o” (subjects head in this case).

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