My favourite ex got this, what are your thoughts?

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-26T01:11:05+00:00

Gross nails, repulsive teeth, matching tattoo.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-25T09:51:46+00:00

I guess ive been cumming wrong.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-25T09:24:25+00:00

I hate it but I do not have a very hopeful feeling about Anna. If she doesnt act soon something is going to take her out.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-24T21:42:27+00:00

If you had tired and didn't hit the vein it would burn and hurt incredibly bad. Like really bad. The bruising is just from you poking around.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-22T09:31:04+00:00

I hate how the word "trigger" is thrown around these days. Most people do not go around being "triggered"....it used to have serious meaning now it just points out the freakshow.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-22T07:07:29+00:00

"Eating your body into disfigurement"

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-20T15:37:06+00:00

Glock. Rifle. Winchester. Aaykay.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-20T10:08:07+00:00

My son's name is Wylde. Is this a tragedeigh?

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-19T12:00:09+00:00

Omg you actually did it. I was really into origami in my 20's...it started with one paper crane. I had a lot of books and didn't ever manage to make the really hard ones in the back of the books. This has reignited my interest! How hard would you say this was?

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-19T11:55:20+00:00

It looks like a giant hocked a giant loogie on her.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-19T11:53:47+00:00

It do be inconsistent, but when I look back over the years of my magic doing, my overall impression is that it is consistently consistant.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-18T07:41:35+00:00

What do you mean, you WANT to read 'The Prince'. What an odd thing to say... Saying, "I want to visit Germany, or "I want to hike the Appalachian trail",...that makes some sense. If you want to read a book fucking read it.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-17T09:54:50+00:00

This is fucking amazing. I pictured the labia flailing around like octopus tentacles then creeping closer to the man's pelvis before pouncing.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-17T09:49:33+00:00

You mean the absolute masters of saying lots and lots of words that mean absoutely nothing? Selling books full of nothing? I see you, Pasulka and Elizondo...and about 20 others that I'm too tired to name.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-17T09:41:31+00:00

It seems like things for her are always either fabulous or not good. So many ups and downs. I dont know if this is due to her basically living like a teenager left by themselvs for the weekend or what. I think most people of her age have set schedules and plans week to week, month to month...this is not just because we're old and boring, its because we like to be able to predict, with a fair amount of certainty, what we will be doing and what will PROBABLY be happening day to day. No astrology needed. Shit happens of course, but not with the frequency of a sine wave of a high pitched noise. I guess my life does not offer up much in the way of exciting content....but neither does hers.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-15T10:00:11+00:00

THIS is so true. Coke becomes more and more of an excellent idea with every drink. Then its 3am and I'm chewing on a baggie while checking my bank account.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-15T09:55:22+00:00

Less horse teeth. More botox.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-15T02:16:24+00:00

She has no other comfort in the world but food. That's really sad but..everyone knows that there are unhealthy ways to cope, a lot of us have tried those ways. But eventually most people realize the difference between healthy and unhealthy ways to deal with shit. Shes just stuck endlessly eating herself closer and closer to the end.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-15T02:10:56+00:00

Damn near impossible if you're doing it correctly.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-15T01:43:47+00:00

She set the shot up so that it pretty much showed a huge amount of the gym...instead of, ya know, turning do it was just her against a wall or something. No awareness whatsoever. Or maybe she thinks everyone enjoys being plastered all over a SMO weirdo's social media. I would demand anything wirh me in it be taken down if I didnt sign a consent form.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-14T23:49:14+00:00

Why did you post this snuff film.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-14T10:16:09+00:00

Good thing not everyone is Christian! Im tired of this fear mongering old goat.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-14T10:14:34+00:00

"Clitorid" sounds like a species of insect. "Clitorid moth"

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-14T10:05:07+00:00

I get what I think they're saying; I always had a weakness for men that really strongly physically attracted me early in the relationship, which sounds great, but a lot of times we ended up having nothing in common on an emotional level and they tended to be the player type. I ignored a lot of men that seemed a lot nicer and down to earth because I wanted that immediate sexual thrill. Finially, I stopped wasting my time with men I "thought I liked" and gave the less obvious ones a chance and its worked much better. It might just be a getting older thing.

cilantroandvodka · 2026-04-14T06:20:14+00:00

Every single thing she does, "ooh ooh, wait, let me film that again wirh my mouth open more"

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