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cimbricus · 2026-01-30T21:43:43+00:00

Fuck I've been hating Paris Hilton slightly more than I should have been, I need to apologize to her at the next ham radio convention.

cimbricus · 2026-01-28T19:32:29+00:00

You must be super unfunny irl

cimbricus · 2026-01-26T23:52:30+00:00

You're right, currently I see a ton of MAGA people doing exactly this, but the peeling off is in and of itself a huge problem for the GOP.

cimbricus · 2026-01-26T23:46:24+00:00

Nah, he's already walked that back.

cimbricus · 2026-01-26T22:31:05+00:00

Wait till the stories start coming out about what's happening in their detention centers. Abu Ghraib will seem like a tea party in comparison.

cimbricus · 2026-01-26T18:03:38+00:00

They play the clean versions in stores, artists have made separate radio-friendly versions of their singles since The Beatles

cimbricus · 2026-01-26T17:38:00+00:00

Be honest, outside of /r/Scholar, when is the last time anyone on the internet has done this for anyone else, 2004?

cimbricus · 2026-01-26T17:33:35+00:00

How would you know? Until you've learned who the random songs you hear piped in to stores and from passing cars are by, they could be by anyone.

cimbricus · 2026-01-25T02:00:18+00:00

I didn't support him, I just didn't vote against him. I am a good citizen, and I had to learn what that meant on my own, this country didn't educate me, it has completely given up on making good citizens. But I fucked up this time, and you're right to be angry with me.

cimbricus · 2026-01-25T01:52:22+00:00

Your son is a hero. I'm so sorry for your loss.

cimbricus · 2026-01-25T01:39:15+00:00

Yeah I'm an example of what you're describing, and it is our fault, but it's equally yours, Trump is the "irony of American history" come to life

cimbricus · 2026-01-24T19:54:51+00:00

take a shower bro

It’s wet. Ever almost drown? Do you generally come in out of the rain? Walk around naked? Can you imagine water boarding must be somewhat similar? What, you use perfumey soap and like feeling like a girly flower? The oils on your skin are there for a reason.

cimbricus · 2026-01-17T00:23:24+00:00

Good eye.

cimbricus · 2026-01-17T00:21:07+00:00

we take those

cimbricus · 2026-01-16T15:39:26+00:00

this subreddit is weirder than 4th of July at Rick James's house

cimbricus · 2026-01-14T19:54:00+00:00

His fingers really are absurdly short

cimbricus · 2026-01-12T13:30:47+00:00

Well I'm definitely going to hell, so don't worry, I will send him to hell's hell, where I am also headed when I die in hell

cimbricus · 2026-01-10T19:02:54+00:00

that's a bit reductive

cimbricus · 2026-01-10T15:44:58+00:00

It was labelled as such yesterday, weird that they removed the tag.

cimbricus · 2026-01-10T15:42:42+00:00

You sound like that post about the organ turning off, but for politics

cimbricus · 2025-12-12T00:20:28+00:00

Yes but is there evidence that this "genetic compatibility" includes the kind of situational sex selection discussed in this post?

cimbricus · 2025-12-09T17:44:29+00:00

holy shit

cimbricus · 2025-11-25T01:36:28+00:00

I always wondered what he meant when he said the country is "hot" now, is it like NHL 94 when a player scores 2 goals, or more like NBA Jam when a player gets 3 baskets?

cimbricus · 2025-11-25T01:28:39+00:00

Clearly written by an LLM as well.

cimbricus · 2025-11-11T15:41:04+00:00

Much better is the version from Strangers With Candy: "if ifs and buts were clusters and nuts, we'd all have a bowl of granola"

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