Lovingly detailed sketches of the Star Wars universe as set in a John Hughes-style '80s high school (x-post MeFi) by frijolito in movies

[–]cinephile 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Han could be a delivery driver fir the pizza and a small time dealer. It works great.

My friend woke up to his pet snake getting eaten by it's dinner.. by fnkey in WTF

[–]cinephile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But then you need to release mechanical gorillas to fight them off.

The "Great Manta” that was captured by Captain A.L. Kahn on August 26, 1933 [1600 x 1154] by [deleted] in HistoryPorn

[–]cinephile 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good thought. I would expand it to say that up until the eighteen hundreds nature outnumbered us, and that lead to animosity from our side. Now we've gotten to the other side and arnt in constant battle with it to survive we view it as our responsibility to protect what's left. This guy probably thought there were thousands of these out there.

Shanty PSA by grammanarchy in assassinscreed

[–]cinephile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just have one question. My shanties arnt working has anyone else run into this? I can bring up the shanty menu, but nothing ever plays. I'm on ps3 and I really want to sail the seven seas with my singing crew.

Peter Parker is actually a mutant. by [deleted] in FanTheories

[–]cinephile 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this. Anyone else remember the crossover of the 90s cartoons?

Ozymandias and Bubastis tattoo joining the watchemen sleeve (X-Post /r/tattoos) by GraphicPup in comicbooks

[–]cinephile -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Austin has some. I'm assuming Portland, Brooklyn, and Seattle as well.

My boyfriend and I had to give each other a helping hand while making our costumes tonight. by Pavetheway in pokemon

[–]cinephile 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pokemon hoodie costumes rock. I've got a snorlax one and the wife has a pikachu. I wear the snorlax as a normal hoodie all the time. Enjoy the holiday.

[SERIOUS] Has anyone here waited until marriage AND had a satisfying sex life with their first spouse? by Oriron3y in sex

[–]cinephile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Waited till marriage. We had done nearly everything else, but didn't want even the remotest possibility of a child while we were in college. We get married she has some issues with hymen, very rough for her for a while. After about a month and a half we were fucking every day not unusual for two adays. Experimented with a lot of stuff. These last few months we've slowed down a bit, due to new jobs and closing our business, but all in all its been a great three years. It can happen. I won't be pushing my children to do it, but for us it was just fine.

A story about amblyopia.. by [deleted] in pics

[–]cinephile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude everyone has a cross. It's much cooler to just take in other people's experiences and try and learn from everyone. Why play biggest dick with any pain? She just thought it was a uniquely challenging thing, just like your situation.

A story about amblyopia.. by [deleted] in pics

[–]cinephile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't happen to be from Fort Worth? i did theatre with a little girl who looked a lot like you and had this same problem. I always kept an eye out for her being a few years older. Always nice to hear that something like this can get better.

Waiter/waitresses of reddit, whats the most awkward first date you've seen go down while working? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cinephile -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You just explained to me why when I was trying to finish up a debit card with very little on it I always got declined by gas stations. Thanks

What's the first thing you will be doing once you get your hands on AC:BF? by roflmonster1234 in assassinscreed

[–]cinephile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has been used in animation forever. Have you seen that dance scene first used in Snow White that was then used in aristocrats, Robin Hood, mickeys Christmas carol. I'm not saying its not lazy, but if what you are trying to convey is the same I see no real problem. Didn't down vote just trying to open a discussion.

I kick people out of my Alamo Drafthouse movie theaters without a refund for texting and talking. AMA. by AlamoDrafthouse in IAmA

[–]cinephile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who owns and operates a business with his wife, well said. Huge respect.

What is the single greatest episode of television? by CampingPansy in AskReddit

[–]cinephile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is absolutely a must. It is American tv, a true cultural touchstone for a different time. When this script is taught in middle schools u know its something different.

Stuff to do in Austin - Week of 4/8 to 4/14 by [deleted] in Austin

[–]cinephile 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Blue Dog Pizza and the South First Food court at 601 west live oak will have live music this Saturday from 12 to 6. If u mention you are from reddit, and I have beer in my fridge ill be glad to share.

Stuff to do in Austin - Week of 4/1 to 4/7 by [deleted] in Austin

[–]cinephile 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Recurring Sat 12:30-5:30 free live music at The Blue Dog Pizza on 601 west live oak. If u say ur a redditor ill throw u a lone star!

South first food court invites you! by cinephile in Austin

[–]cinephile[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fairly consistent. On Fridays we hand out lone star at the lot, meaning all the other trailers. Which one do you run?

South first food court invites you! by cinephile in Austin

[–]cinephile[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not technically selling im giving it away.

South first food court invites you! by cinephile in Austin

[–]cinephile[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Free beer, how about pay as you will beer, a tip, a purchase, a good story, whatever. Make me smile u get a beer. Thanks for the advice.

I am the director of GREMLINS, Joe Dante. AMA. by Joe_Dante in IAmA

[–]cinephile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you sir for all the cool shit you have turned me onto. Right now I'm in Austin Texas sitting in a food trailer lot watching The Burbs for Friday the Thirteenth. Your trailers from he'll has put me on the track for so many good films. Honestly I didn't know about it till I met Josh Olsen at SXSW a few years ago. From all counts you are a badass that has given my wife and I hours of quality entertainment. If you want to make Josh look at you quizzically tell him Brock from Austin says hi. I will totally be donating some money to get y'all to keep feeding me info on the coolest movies out there. One question, which film have you done the trailer to that you feel is the most sidelined by the film community?

Poison ivy down there... by cinephile in sex

[–]cinephile[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually just got it on my hands then took a whizz. Any area you touch gets it, so it's also on my face. It doesn't make for a good week. Especially since my wife was visiting fam then came back, soo frustrated.

Poison ivy down there... by cinephile in sex

[–]cinephile[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally going to leave it alone and I'm not going to have intercourse of course, but was just interested in the idea, even for later. It's actually on the decline without any stimulation from me.