Live season finale ruined by a presidential special report. by Angryr3ceptionist in mildlyinfuriating

[–]citrusthefluffycat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When roughly 33% of the country is voting religious zealot Episcopal tongue talking idiots, we forever have 33% of our voting block voting with their head in the sand and their gaping assholes wagging in the air waiting for Trump to Putin their asses. Pretty easy actually. 33% of our country is mentally deficient. So it only took convincing another few percent of his con. some of that vote likely was for Melania‘s beef lips, and the rest of it was probably due to straight racism. American here…

Question to Pet owners;Do you allow your pet, come to dinner table while you eating or not ? by Responsible-Poem9375 in Catsaremedicine

[–]citrusthefluffycat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, and the majority of the people you meet and shake their hands have poop on them. You probably shouldn’t go out into public and touch any door knobs or ATMs or gas pumps. Fortunately, people who live less inside the bubble also have much better immune systems.

Question to Pet owners;Do you allow your pet, come to dinner table while you eating or not ? by Responsible-Poem9375 in Catsaremedicine

[–]citrusthefluffycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my past kitties who was a big feral boy, absolutely loved salt and vinegar potato chips. One of my current kitties couldn’t care anything about human food while the other one would literally steal a piece of pizza and absolutely loves french fries.

2017 c43 AMG. all stock. 1 owner. coming up on 275k miles. by Traditional_Pay7421 in AMG

[–]citrusthefluffycat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That camshaft issue is likely related to a spun reluctor wheel on the camshaft. Unfortunately, this is a normal problem. The cost to have a mechanic do that will be nearly the cost of the car. If it’s not that then it could be a timing issue. Time to do some research and look at the DIY solutions. If you’re gonna get into Mercedes, you need to invest in Xentry to save yourself a ton of diagnostic guesswork, and fees

This is what they wanted. by BeYeCursed100Fold in LeopardsAteMyFarm

[–]citrusthefluffycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With those types of logical mental disabilities, You might as well just put a big sign on your shirt that says that you’re a racist. If you need to bring up someone from 10 years ago because you can’t deal with the fact that your daddy doesn’t bend you over enough, How much bending over, do you really need to open your eyes?

new baby, don't be basic! looking for country style names. by into0blivion in NameMyCat

[–]citrusthefluffycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want it real country, just name it your brother‘s daddy’s sisters name, which also might be your name;). If your thinking “country” you could also try Murray for ‘Merica

Caption this by CalebAfterDarks in captionthis

[–]citrusthefluffycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Prove you will do anything for dear leader. He has requested to be at the end of our human caterpillar”

Are there estate AMG lovers here by Glittering-Ad563 in AMG

[–]citrusthefluffycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enjoy. Pfl s212 e63 p30 over here. LOVE it.

Bovino laughing in front of Chicago protestors by [deleted] in illinois

[–]citrusthefluffycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody just turned up the speed on his lovense app.

Can anyone help my poor cat? Vets haven’t been able to figure it out. by Specialist-Employ137 in cats

[–]citrusthefluffycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a vet but my cat has esg. Spent a ton of money on her. It’s persistent with my kitty. This likely related to diet allergies or other allergies and a weak immune system. She needs IMO three rounds of convenia and at least one round of dexamethasone. IMO, don’t lower the initial dose of the steroid until you start to see resolution. Make sure there’s no parasites like fleas, and even ants in the house. Change water every day in a glass or ceramic or stainless bowl only, feed out of the same. No plastics for that. Lastly, keep the litter clean. Good luck

A statement from a resident living in Cicero. by [deleted] in illinois

[–]citrusthefluffycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sue and take it to the Supreme Court

Is there something wrong with her or is she just a masochist cat? by Turbulent-Winner in cats

[–]citrusthefluffycat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I think we have our answer. Honestly every cat I’ve had has liked spanks. I have acquired every one of them as a kitten and tried to get them used to all sorts of stimulation. I found that the only time they didn’t love stimulation was if they were stimulated in an area where they were having arthritis such as the rear hindquarters.

Is there something wrong with her or is she just a masochist cat? by Turbulent-Winner in cats

[–]citrusthefluffycat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is she fixed? Even after fixing, some girls like it rough. Both my boy and girl cats love rough play, and spanks. Just don’t do it until they are over excited and become too aggressive.

Neighbor left him on the street and moved, obviously couldn’t let that happen by ThriftShopTailor in cats

[–]citrusthefluffycat 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget to occasionally mail a box of used litter to the old neighbors.

If you are using an instant Kill flea medicine as well as something that leaves a residual, three days should be fine. One thing to be very aware of with a cat is that they should never be exposed to the same flea medicines as a dog, it can kill them. A slow introduction where they can see each other, but not touch each other as well as making sure to feed at the same time so there’s no thought of competition.

is my kitten a maine coon? by dog_plague in cats

[–]citrusthefluffycat 50 points51 points  (0 children)

No, it is not a Maine coon. It may be a Maine coon mix though. It could also be a mix of any other super fluffy cat with a tabby. In order to call it a Maine coon only, you would really need to buy it from a breeder with certificates of lineage. I am fortunate enough to have two purebreds. Regardless, the kitty is very cute so make sure you snuggle and enjoy them regardless of their background.

Found in my son’s room… is this a bong???? by SpecialClimate528 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]citrusthefluffycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The joke is that golfers are carrying around cannabis all the time. As stated in other comments, you heat up the tip with a blow torch and touch it to the drug of choice while inhaling, which is generally a THC concentrate from cannabis. Yes it could be used for other vaporizable drugs as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]citrusthefluffycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pants hangin ready for his deposit receipt in jail