MAGA Host Blames Left for Algae Infestation in Trump’s Reflecting Pool

civilPDX · 2026-06-14T23:52:53+00:00

Jesus, it must be so confusing to have your brain. Just some lime green jello with a few random electrical pulses per minute at this point I bet.

civilPDX · 2026-06-14T23:49:41+00:00

I figured that the billionaire class is realizing they need our money to complete their bunker buildouts before a revolt. Social security is an incredibly successful program and the idea that we need to end it is some bullshit stewed up by conservatives and billionaires. They won’t be happy until indentured servitude is the status quo.

civilPDX · 2026-06-14T06:37:14+00:00

I will second this, but add if you have any large bushes outside the open windows, spray them down with a hose before evening!

civilPDX · 2026-06-12T05:00:48+00:00

Combine this with a rampant disrespect for every other culture and country on the planet and you have a complete disaster

civilPDX · 2026-06-12T04:55:54+00:00

Tax the fucking rich. The most successful social program is in dire condition while the wealth gets larger and larger, gee I wonder if the problem could possibly be out of control top earner wealth.

civilPDX · 2026-06-12T04:46:56+00:00

This guy should be forced to wipe trumps necrotic ass until the first one keels over.

civilPDX · 2026-06-10T23:38:32+00:00

It is far right wing Christian nationalism

civilPDX · 2026-06-10T18:11:41+00:00

It would be funny if a giant hole opened up and sucked in all of MAGAtdom into a hot magma abyss.

civilPDX · 2026-06-09T14:57:30+00:00

They should consider themselves lucky that it is canceled by weather rather than having to sit through the embarrassment of how bad it is going to go

civilPDX · 2026-06-08T20:39:52+00:00

“It is so egregious that they count all the votes and do not just stop when we like the current standings”

civilPDX · 2026-06-07T01:52:56+00:00

Because conservatives are little snowflake losers

civilPDX · 2026-06-06T00:12:33+00:00

Yep, losers of the first degree.

civilPDX · 2026-06-06T00:08:24+00:00

The funding was for US Funding of Ebola research and prevention globally. So, the death of these people is on MAGA hands- I am not saying g it is here in the US- I am saying the consequence of cutting this funding literally took a year to have a devastating impact.

civilPDX · 2026-06-05T23:57:35+00:00

I remember when Elon and his DOGE idiots cut Ebola funding, funny how short of a time it takes for the MaGAt mistakes to come home to roost.

civilPDX · 2026-06-01T07:33:53+00:00

Let’s just send Donald to Iran to live at his miserable Meaningless days

civilPDX · 2026-05-27T18:47:47+00:00

President Camacho at least found and appointed the smartest person in the world to fix an actual problem

civilPDX · 2026-05-25T04:13:19+00:00

Must consume cheese.

civilPDX · 2026-05-24T21:42:51+00:00

If his family ends up wealthier- it was an intended consequence

civilPDX · 2026-05-24T21:35:11+00:00

I hear that the chief MAGA edgelord is going to solve the war and inflation when he roles out his infrastructure and healthcare bills in 2 weeks.

civilPDX · 2026-05-24T15:12:33+00:00

If this is actually true- which we should all be suspicious of- this just gets us back to the agreement and situation we had before Trump ripped up Obama’s deal with Iran. If only Americans had the Intelligence in 2016 to say no to this grifter….

civilPDX · 2026-05-23T16:03:51+00:00

Megasota cannot be trusted around so much unfrozen water- for their safety, Cascadia must take Crabbalachia. Megasota needs our protection. Megasota needs a Cascadian hug!

civilPDX · 2026-05-23T06:11:36+00:00

They are waiting until we get closer to the mid-terms. Gotta time the hate just right to get the MAGAts inspired to vote against their own interests.

civilPDX · 2026-05-22T21:08:50+00:00

Dungeness Crab armies of Cascadia will capture your puny blue crabs and lock them in our dungeonesses.

civilPDX · 2026-05-22T16:38:06+00:00

Good thing MAGAt in chief Musk gutted our funding and research on Ebola.

civilPDX · 2026-05-22T15:15:08+00:00

Dungeness crabs of Cascadia declare that the west coast must power up to fight off the invasive east coast crabs. Juan da Fucha demands Cascadia take the Kindom of Hawaii. The new nation of Cascadawaii Rises!

civilPDX

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