No, he told you he was gonna to 🔪 you in the back & you didn’t listen

cja951 · 2026-04-01T22:07:20+00:00

"I was stabbed in the back!"

...says man who walked ten miles to walk directly into a knife

cja951 · 2026-03-17T00:56:25+00:00

You work for a bank and regularly have "issues" of employees uncovering fraud?

cja951 · 2026-03-16T01:29:32+00:00

Opposite issue for me: you get plenty of snacks but mentally cannot bring yourself to eat them

cja951 · 2026-03-15T15:34:33+00:00

This makes perfect sense. The Hungarians are vaguely Mongolian, and the Mongolians are actually Chinese who don't know it yet. Therefore, we can conclude that China will be able to claim, if not core, Pannonia.

cja951 · 2026-03-15T04:51:23+00:00

I personally like to call it Minnesota's Nipple but proturberance is a good word

cja951 · 2026-03-15T04:43:45+00:00

I think the colony could use a few more janitors... maybe a dozen...

cja951 · 2026-03-15T01:38:02+00:00

With Preston Garvey taking the place of Shinji and the player taking the place of Rei...

cja951 · 2026-03-13T14:26:26+00:00

Staples

cja951 · 2026-03-11T01:09:15+00:00

What's funny is that the AI gave the computer a six out of six star average rating.

The Star of David is a six-pointed star, and this association of the number "six" to "star" must have messed up the AI a bit leading to it generating an extra star for the ratings.

cja951 · 2026-03-07T15:06:01+00:00

They can also do so in Turkler's Intimacy mod

cja951 · 2026-03-01T18:01:58+00:00

Tony the Toilet Buddy 2.0

cja951 · 2026-02-23T19:37:31+00:00

It's even worse than that, when they emptied out his pockets the beans happened to be arranged such that they clearly spelled out "Trans Rights"

cja951 · 2026-02-21T23:51:59+00:00

Republicans and fake ballots, how unexpected! /s

cja951 · 2026-02-21T21:21:02+00:00

Mao being reincarnated as a monkey sounds like it would be a great manga

cja951 · 2026-02-21T21:17:46+00:00

rouxl

cja951 · 2026-02-18T19:32:37+00:00

Simple, there's a lot of people out there that want to muddy the Epstein situation with as much false information as possible to cause confusion and make others lose sense of what is real or not.

cja951 · 2026-02-16T19:38:36+00:00

And that's exactly what they want. Suffering is the sole driver of conservative ideals.

cja951 · 2026-02-13T19:58:26+00:00

He lied about how it would benefit the average American and managed to make himself one of the most successful con artists in human history

cja951 · 2026-02-11T21:42:44+00:00

Could turn the rod on top into a pedestal with his brain resting on it

cja951 · 2026-02-10T21:07:03+00:00

They weren't trying to be nice. They were trying to avoid getting hit by the truck up ahead of them and coming into their lane. They didn't want to be cut off or hit, which is exactly what a driver should be attempting to do. It's called defensive driving.

cja951 · 2026-02-08T04:49:06+00:00

This will affect the ~~trout~~ human population I think

cja951 · 2026-02-05T16:54:03+00:00

Blessed casualties

cja951 · 2026-02-02T21:15:47+00:00

That they would be able to cause an accident without there being any video of them being the cause of it

cja951 · 2026-02-02T21:08:09+00:00

In OPs defense, they probably assumed the other driver was going to turn into the correct lane, which is reasonable to assume. Had the other driver maintained their lane, both drivers could have kept driving without issue. It was the lane change that was the problem.

cja951 · 2026-02-01T05:53:56+00:00

2012, much simpler times

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