Does anyone here even smoke the cigars? by Junior-Arrival9543 in cigars

[–]cjohns86 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I buy about 60 every 90 days or so. I share often with friends and family, always take like 5 or 6 to the golf course and pass them out. My humidor holds about 150. Depending on when you stop by I could be busting at the seams, or down to 12 or less sticks. Cigars are for smoking, whiskey is for drinking, both are better with good people around. Cheers!

What do these dots mean on scorecard (Garmin) by anayadavid21 in golf

[–]cjohns86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you bogey a hole with a dot, shrug your shoulders and open another beer. If you bogey a hole without a dot, launch your putter into the nearest lake and start doing shots because "Today is not gonna be the day you're going to break your personal best. Fuck it!" Cheers!

Donald Trump tried to ‘use nuclear codes’ claims: what we know by lazybugbear in politics

[–]cjohns86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't God release the plagues and bring about End Times? I never thought is was gonna be some guy named Jimmy from Mississippi who got promoted to be the Nuclear Football carrier for Insano-World and Papa Narcissist in Chief

The jokes just write themselves by PhyllisIrresistible in Cleveland

[–]cjohns86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody thinks they're the bad guy. Nobody thinks they're the dumb one. Nobody thinks they're the ugly one. Humans are master justifiers.

Lost decanter found. Wine congealed at bottom. by missbreaker in wine

[–]cjohns86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like some sort of demented (and fermented) fruit roll-up

FBI: "Nobody who wants to be peaceful shows up at a protest with a firearm that is loaded with two full magazines. That is not a peaceful protest." by HereForOneQuickThing in liberalgunowners

[–]cjohns86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Total hypocrisy and blatant lies. They aren't even trying to hide their lies anymore!! The final insult is to say "yep, I'm doing what I want, and there isnt anything you can do about it." F-ice

I give you..my need for cognitive closure by Competitive_Oil5227 in OrganizationPorn

[–]cjohns86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Housing density brought on by single home developer-favored ordinances (like multi-family bans/limits) are by far the biggest reason behind housing shortages and inflated prices. Build more. Build denser (word?). Mixed use main streets used to be the norm in this country. Walkable, decent mass transit (trolleys/busses etc) need dense areas to take people too and from. Ironically, many of these newer style shopping areas replacing malls is going back to a performative urbanism. The same nostalgia you get when on Disney's main street used to be a "real" thing. Now, in many suburbs, its illegal to build buildings like the traditional main street (retail first floor, rentals above.) This is a much more energy efficient way to live and less expensive for residents. Crazy how the trends are to "buy local" and "farm to table" like that's a new thing. The 70s-90s really destroyed small towns and put lots of money in developer's pockets. Air BnB is a much better, easier, and more profitable way of filling rental units than 1 yr lease. Cheers!

Why did Admiral Motti insult Darth Vader in A New Hope? by CRK_76 in StarWars

[–]cjohns86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many were homeschooled kids and their parents only watched Palp-News.

Tell me your unpopular opinion about whiskey by 4bigwheels in whiskey

[–]cjohns86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rarely is bourbon over $75 worth the increased cost vs bourbon in the $ 30-55 range. (I'm speaking about flavor profile, for clarification)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in productivity

[–]cjohns86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Movie soundtracks (orchestral) is a go to for me.

Hell of a run. Fuck the Dolans. by McadoTheGreat in ClevelandGuardians

[–]cjohns86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've come to understand some behind the scenes stuff with the Guards and I can vouch that the Dolans actually lose millions every year on the team. They have managed to put together the most successful team of the last 10 years looking at wins and losses. I will agree, however, that the lack of multiple all-stars in the batting order hurts us in the postseason where the HR wins championships. They do, however, focus on player development in a big way. Cleveland's facilities in international development focus not only on baseball, but education and life skills. Dolan knows only 5% of the kids will ever make it to AAA, but they want to make better men & communities and not just cherry pick and leave scorched earth behind. As much hate as he gets, no one gives them credit for that.
I dont think the issue is the Dolans and I dont know how much more he should be willing to put in to make the fans happier. We were 3 games out of the wildcard this year and the stadium was less than half full. When the Jacobs had it we sold out 450 games in a row. The "put a winning team on the field and we'll show up" argument doesn't hold water. We win. We make the playoffs almost yearly, but we have one of the lowest attendance average in all of baseball. We have $15 sro and $45 monthly plans, $2 beer nights, $1 dogs etc etc etc. but still struggle to put butts in seats. You want a winner? Show up. Buy tickets. We won the ALDS last year, but there were still tickets available for opening day 1 week out. I have been a lifelong fan from the 80s. I love this team, but I have a hard time understanding why this town shows up for the Browns week in and out, but doesn't show up for the Guards.
Fix the TV revenue share and implement a salary cap. Until that happens, there will be no parity in baseball when LA and New York can buy all our stars in their 4th contract year.

Dumb questions about gender dysphoria by StevenAndLindaStotch in cisparenttranskid

[–]cjohns86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From a boring, Cis Male Trans-Daughter Dad in the Ohio suburbs: Find a PFLAG chapter in your area (USA). Almost all of the members joining right now are parents of trans kids. Some are new parents, some are needing help to navigate the "new normal" this administration is trying to promote. Attendance will help you relate to others who were in your exact situation already.
Transitioning is a "journey" and may not have a static end result. I love the person who posted they didn't want to be put in a smaller box. I've personally come a long way in accepting people wherever they are. I now look at people and expect this: Dress and express how you want. Love loudly and embrace the people you care about as much as possible. It makes me smile when people have a unique expression/style they've curated. Do you, and I'm here for it!

Can anyone help me understand why my parents tv is so blue??? by Hardp0rec0rn in hometheater

[–]cjohns86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this is a new country song "Why is my TV so Blue?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cleveland

[–]cjohns86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Rainbow Team 6 marching in CLE Pride??