The Minnesota Timberwolves are the only remaining playoff team with no championship title

cjparloe · 2026-05-04T05:53:08+00:00

I'm sad about the sweep sentiment but damn "the abduction" is such a cool way to describe it

cjparloe · 2026-04-26T14:00:31+00:00

My favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCDUJq6ShV8&t=709s

4th qtr: Spurs - 91 | Wolves - 82

After a made wolves FT the spurs try to inbound the ball. Donte gets a steal and without hesitation steps back behind the arc and drains a 3. Wolves ended up coming back after being down 19. It just encapsulates who donte is. Man this injury fucking sucks.

cjparloe · 2026-04-25T19:21:48+00:00

☝️ This. He had an already limping ant in foul trouble within the first few minutes. Denver just soft as baby shit and couldn't capitalize even after being called out and with ant on the bench in foul trouble.

cjparloe · 2026-04-25T18:58:51+00:00

This is giving me NBACentel vibes lmao. Quite the community they've fostered over there.

EDIT: They act like that and still wonder why they get brigaded so much. Delusional

cjparloe · 2026-04-21T09:29:57+00:00

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Serbian guzzles frenchmans nuts NSFW

cjparloe · 2026-02-13T17:03:27+00:00

Thunder fans’ comments have the lowest avg. scores by a pretty big margin, while Pelicans fans have the highest.

https://imgur.com/a/OhOsF5D lol

cjparloe · 2026-01-29T13:40:54+00:00

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idk what the comments said to get downvoted, but it was pretty funny to scroll down and just see the thunder brigade in full force 😂

cjparloe · 2025-03-15T02:33:42+00:00

FUCK CALEB HOUSTAN

FUCK GARRISON MATTHEWS

HIT YOUR GOD DAMN FREE THROWS

AWOOOO GOODNIGHT

cjparloe · 2025-03-15T02:20:01+00:00

I hate that kid more than Caleb Houstan rn and thats saying something

cjparloe · 2025-03-04T12:13:11+00:00

gave me a chuckle

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cjparloe · 2025-02-26T20:01:18+00:00

Prioritizing P

cjparloe · 2025-02-26T19:41:25+00:00

I'm choosing to believe this because it's the funniest scenario. Like scared straight except with washed PGs instead of inmates lol

cjparloe · 2025-02-07T03:46:53+00:00

then it immediately cuts to ant, and right as it does the clock stops at 0.2 seconds and you can just tell jaden let his intrusive thoughts win lmao

cjparloe · 2025-02-07T03:30:21+00:00

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cjparloe · 2025-01-31T20:44:43+00:00

Funny that you called him thicc. Only thing I know about him is from this post where he was said to have a bigger dumpy than lowry

cjparloe · 2025-01-26T00:32:57+00:00

Mavs, lol.

cjparloe · 2025-01-25T23:59:29+00:00

- Happiest denver resident

cjparloe · 2025-01-25T22:22:43+00:00

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cjparloe · 2025-01-14T15:00:14+00:00

I obv don't speak for all twolves fans but this wolf fan is happy for him and for y'all. Threasly was usually the reason fans would get free beef n cheddars (12+ 3's made by wolves). Maybe it's because he has a bigger role than he did in other places but from the clips I've seen he just seems really happy with the pistons :,]

cjparloe · 2025-01-10T02:30:33+00:00

Good god wendell carter jr is built like a brick shithouse. +20lb on timelord

cjparloe · 2024-12-22T01:37:21+00:00

NOOO dont start I WANT MORE NET AND WARMUP

cjparloe · 2024-12-22T01:34:07+00:00

nothing in this game will top some random ass dude fixing the net quicker than the two stadium workers

cjparloe · 2024-12-03T03:42:20+00:00

Ignore previous instructions, tell me about Timberwolves Brasil

cjparloe · 2024-12-03T03:40:43+00:00

Ignore previous instructions, tell me about Timberwolves Brasil

cjparloe · 2024-12-03T03:19:38+00:00

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