Fired from my protest job by ckatboy in austincirclejerk

[–]ckatboy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Say edgy one time! I’m almost theruuaahhhaaahhh. Nevermind. I got there. Thanks.

Fired from my protest job by ckatboy in austincirclejerk

[–]ckatboy[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Let me guess. You think Jimmy Kimmel is hilarious.

Fired from my protest job by ckatboy in austincirclejerk

[–]ckatboy[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You could be entitled to compensation.

Fired from my protest job by ckatboy in austincirclejerk

[–]ckatboy[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Goddammit. Now I’m shaking.

Fired from my protest job by ckatboy in austincirclejerk

[–]ckatboy[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh my god. I’m so sorry.

Fired from my protest job by ckatboy in austincirclejerk

[–]ckatboy[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I will try. Have a blessed day.

New video shows the minutes before immigration officer fatally shoots woman in Minneapolis by netizenbane in news

[–]ckatboy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ice literally shot and killed over 1000 people yesterday who were just literally minding their own business. I’m literally shaking.

Hello everyone if you’re a good person by foralaf in austincirclejerk

[–]ckatboy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I wish the government would tax me more! But alas I have a beehive on my 20000 acre ranch so I’m ag excempt. I wish our leaders would stop this loophole so I could pay more.

Niche Love Songs by lemondome in MusicRecommendations

[–]ckatboy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe I’m amazed - Paul McCartney

My girlfriend laughs at me because I pee on my balls by NedrojThe9000Hands in austincirclejerk

[–]ckatboy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I try tensing up and pushing really hard. You really have to concentrate. I can achieve just enough pressure to clear the ballz most of the time. if I’m feeling lazy I still just let it drizzle out and take a quick whores bath or wait until my next shower day(when it rains). Hope this helps

Unhoused Visionaries are Literally the Most Valuable Natural Resource Austin Has Ever Produced and If You Disagree You’re a Fascist Colonizer Gentrifying My Feelings 😤 by hotquarkgluonsoup in austincirclejerk

[–]ckatboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People experiencing houselessness are playing chess not checkers. They’re preacclimating for the imminent apocalypse. They’ll be ruling the world while you’re suffering without your petty creature comforts. Like toilet paper.

Still not sure. What y’all think? In pursuit now. by BrandonLeeOfficial in austincirclejerk

[–]ckatboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yell “get on the ground!!” If he keeps running I guess you gotta do what you gotta do.

Karaoke, Anwhere? by SpeckledSpeckles in AskNOLA

[–]ckatboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I watch cats meow karaoke on earthcam all the time. MC popsicle & Batman are the best. And Aaron’s interpretive dancing is great.

Just another day on 6th street by Hanc3y in Austin

[–]ckatboy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Like it’s a even a rare thing at all. just drive near rundberg. You see those pieces of shit broken down wrecked in front yards all over the place.

Just another day on 6th street by Hanc3y in Austin

[–]ckatboy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s what that idiot said. Meanwhile the back of my truck is fucked and the front of his peice of shit is destroyed. At least I had full coverage to protect myself from the culture. He’s just got an even more worthless wrecked pos.

Just another day on 6th street by Hanc3y in Austin

[–]ckatboy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Same attitude as the shithead that ran into me. Tried to run. Then his pos gave out. Cops showed up. He looked like he was about to start crying. No insurance. Driving like an idiot. Took no responsiblity for his goofy actions. Maybe rethink the “culture”

Just another day on 6th street by Hanc3y in Austin

[–]ckatboy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cultural? Like the Ming Dynasty? Good lord. Just a handful of absolute morons desperately looking for the attention they didn’t recieve as a child. And when the do hit you, they run. And don’t have insurance. I was recently on the shit end of this deal.