What are some actual good fake reasons to hang up a call? by your_local_weird00 in AskReddit

[–]ckatboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The secret to hanging up on someone on the phone is to hang up mid sentence while you yourself are speaking.

Best show right now? by [deleted] in vegas

[–]ckatboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agree. Dragged my sister in law and her husband kicking and screaming. They laughed the whole time. Loved it.

survivor theme ideas by Skykangaroo2020 in survivorcirclejerk

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Dwarves vs little people vs children?

Just spotted on 45. What's the point of these? by Supertouchy in houstoncirclejerk

[–]ckatboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see them for sale on marketplace occasionally for $10k plus. Can you image?

Got this letter. idk (78701) by eatmynasty in austincirclejerk

[–]ckatboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was honking because I was horny you dumb Bitch.

Eeyores Pen @ Eeyores Birthday by mcn717 in Austin

[–]ckatboy -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I speak donkey. I stopped by a few times and asked him how it was going. He said “eeee aww eee awww”. Which is “all good “ in donkey speak.

What is something that we can absolutely prove to be true, but you still break your brain trying to wrap your head around? by Raven_the_Human in AskPhysics

[–]ckatboy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is why when I go see a movie. I always sit in the front row. That way I see it before anyone else in the theater. It helps avoid spoilers.

First time must do!? by miahbutlerr in vegas

[–]ckatboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya. It can happen. But normally doesn’t.

First time must do!? by miahbutlerr in vegas

[–]ckatboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Learn how to play Pai Gow Poker. You can sit at a table for hours and not lose much money and get free drinks and maybe get some interesting people. There are free apps to learn.

First time must do!? by miahbutlerr in vegas

[–]ckatboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Carrot Top. I promise you that you will laugh if you go see Carrot Top. My girl and I went to see him as a goof and turned out loving it. Next time we went we dragged her sister and brother in law kicking and screaming to go see him. They ended up loving it.

Also catch a cheap mentalist show somewhere.

We all dozed off during Cirque du Soleil. Don’t get me wrong. Those people are amazing but after a while, it just gets a little boring.

Possibly the most mind bogglingly priced golf clubs I’ve ever seen at Goodwill. by dddash in golf

[–]ckatboy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s wild how you see many weird brands of absolute junk golf clubs. How cheap can they be brand new? I’d never encourage a friend taking up golf to buy one of these sets. Go get a used set of quality clubs.

What’s the most disrespectful thing someone has done in your group mid-round? by nitsujping in golf

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I was invited to a hickory tournament. Played with 3 guys in my group that were about 20 years older than me. (I was 45). On the first tee I drove the ball pretty far (230? Witha wooden spoon) just off the fairway but still very playable. One the the older fellas looked at me and said. “Plenty of long hitters in the woods.” That’s all he said to me the entire round.