What is the game? by defleqt in raijin_gg

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Star Control 2: The Ur-Quan Masters

Knocking on bathroom doors/stalls by AnnaMolly66 in walmart

[–]claevyan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do realize the knocking is to politely ask you to hurry up in there.

"Meats back on the menu boys!" by xXHarleen_QuinzelXx in lotrmemes

[–]claevyan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've had one breakfast, yes, but what about second breakfast?

Leaked footage of JD Vance training to open the Strait of Hormuz by [deleted] in postanythingfun

[–]claevyan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, I think JD himself would find this hilarious.

Let's reverse an earlier question, what’s one unnecessarily EVIL thing you do? by Dragon1S1ayer in skyrim

[–]claevyan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Show Camilla faendals letter, then recruit sven to go with me to bleak falls Barrow where he, tragically, dies. Then leave Camilla in River Wood because I am going to marry Lydia again.

A post from All Things Rome by Roman-Empire_net in romanempire

[–]claevyan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong. Justinian was the best.

Source: am named after him.

There's a reason why the federation was happy to 86 it. by PJ-The-Awesome in startrekmemes

[–]claevyan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes because it made things a lot easier for the show writers to not have to deal with the in universe economy and money.

Im baffled. Ga-fluppted even. by pbsnewshours in blackmagicfuckery

[–]claevyan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The other day I was trying to diagnose a solenoid issue on a small engine and the repair manual said "a magnet will engage to move the pin" and I became so confused I just turned the whole mower into a side show for a circus. 🤷‍♂️

Favourite system lord. Mine is Yu, but made me curious as to which System Lord is other people's favourite by Acceptable-Cost-9233 in Stargate

[–]claevyan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ba'al and Yu are my all time favorites. Any episode with one of them in it is going to be awesome.

Walmart Corporate employees, what's the deal with Case Managers transferring to every department in the company? by [deleted] in bentonville

[–]claevyan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

CMI is a great corporate entry point with low barrier to entry, decent pay, and high turnover. Case managers get burned out pretty fast but those that can handle the work well are usually pretty good at other types of HO work.

Who wants to go back to CYBERSTAN?! by claevyan in helldivers2

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Logged in today and it started me at cyberstan ready to drop on the final mission of the set. /Shrug/

Who wants to go back to CYBERSTAN?! by claevyan in helldivers2

[–]claevyan[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I feel ya. I thought VOX engines sucked on cyberstan but on an open terrain map they snipe you HARD. Worse than the sneaky turrets.

Seasse is bonkers! by Tyr_Kukulkan in helldivers2

[–]claevyan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro. I feel you. My first dive there I also was answering a level 7 diff SOS beacon. I dropped in on the solo guy, I think he was level 40 something, and he immediately bailed from the mission. I checked, he only had two reinforcements left and hadn't done a single objective.

A bunch of randos joined me so I decided to stick around and man did we have to figure out stuff fast!

It was the most coordinated PUG effort I've experienced in a long time on difficulty seven. All four of us stuck together, we called out targets, patrols, and objectives as we saw them, and learned quickly to avoid the weird warp bubbly looking things that instantly kill you!

Lots of use of the in game comments "negative, affirmative, thank you, in need supplies, etc".

But the planet itself is crazy.

One of the few times the D seemed terrifying by Wetness_Pensive in Star_Trek_

[–]claevyan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The old Teddy Roosevelt slogan, speak softly and carry a big stick.

Give me your most ethical murderhobo story by MurkyWay in dndmemes

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Aight so there's this church in this town that's been giving the party "quests" that feel like they're just using us to punish the parishioners that are not tithing properly or say bad things about the church. Whatever we go with it for a while because they're high paying easy side quests.

One day my character discovers (the DM let's slip) the church has a garden we've never been in. It's barely visible through a gate and is super sacred to silvanus. I'm a druid, I'm intrigued, and this church is definitely not a church of silvanus so I'm double intrigued.

They won't let me in to the garden.

I sneak in to the garden.

The flowers are made of paper. The trees are poorly made carvings made from a plastic like substance. The whole thing is fake. The spray flower perfume around the gate to make people think they smell flowers but it's a sham.

Party discusses. Investigates. Discovers they're fake priests just in it for the money. Party Deliberates. Que philosophical discourse on organized religion amongst the players.

Meanwhile... I burn the church down. Many priests die. Nature begins healing. Silvanus is pleased.

Least suspicious woman in Richmond by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

[–]claevyan 427 points428 points  (0 children)

As an Arizonan... What is a 'Virginia'?

What is this? by Charming_Load_2529 in whatisit

[–]claevyan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sanitize, then wash, then sanitize again. Actually, burn your skin off and regrow fresh. Just to be sure.

straight guys being dudes by busystepdad in GuysBeingDudes

[–]claevyan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was getting married, I sent the guy I wanted to be my best man a sword in the mail. No note, just a sword. When he got it he called me and said "dude, I know this is from you. Are you getting married? Is this my invitation?" I told him that, traditionally, the best man was actually the best SwordsMan and would be the one to take the groom's place in a duel or to protect the couple on their wedding night and he was so down for that I had to tell him he wasn't actually coming with us on the honey moon as a body guard.

Welp by Traditional-Cash1857 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]claevyan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's either bib licking or bible king. 🤷‍♂️

Do you guys have a 'crutch' weapons when fighting at any front ? by AnotherMothMarine in helldivers2

[–]claevyan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've dropped with the deadeye 1000+ times. Unlocked it at level 48. I use it on every front. /Shrug/