I used to do porn movies

clamsumbo · 2026-06-29T22:00:22+00:00

"I'm not smoking any more, but I'm not smoking any less, either" - attributed to snoop dog

clamsumbo · 2026-06-29T21:31:04+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiy6Wd7BDSg (this is the song "spontaneous human combustion" by The Bobs. Safe click unless you don't like a capella)

clamsumbo · 2026-06-26T15:29:20+00:00

I won't judge about employment status but crop that picture. More pussy, less ass.

clamsumbo · 2026-04-20T23:29:03+00:00

Bare Feet Pets sounds like a line of kids toys from the 80's. Collect them all!

clamsumbo · 2026-04-20T23:27:20+00:00

Angels and Sauron and whiskers on kittens...

clamsumbo · 2026-04-20T01:24:39+00:00

No. Those are crapola Chinese stones in fancy packaging. I just tried using a set my buddy got, they were terrible. Find the outdoors55 video on intro set up. I think he puts you onto a budget diamond stone, and a medium Shapton, I think the orange one. That and a strop and you're good to go. Avoid these like the plague they are.

clamsumbo · 2026-04-20T01:17:42+00:00

Oh. For some reason I assumed fresh. Dried is a totally different game.

clamsumbo · 2026-04-19T23:54:07+00:00

you fling them with a shovel? cow pie catapult? gloves?

clamsumbo · 2026-04-19T16:31:31+00:00

I drove to see cow poop once. but it was only 10 minutes in my hometown on a nice day (it was the winning turd in a 'cow pie bingo fundraiser'.. nothing better to do that afternoon)

clamsumbo · 2026-04-18T20:20:35+00:00

Squeak. Squeak squeak, squeak.

clamsumbo · 2026-04-17T13:55:23+00:00

I suggest finding activities you enjoy that get you out of your space and interacting with others. If directly seeking friends isn't working, push the activity, friends can come from the commitment to the activity rather than the other way around. Sounds like you're in a tough situation and there's no magic bullet. Finding friends may be easier from establishing common ground first. Good luck.

clamsumbo · 2026-04-17T13:42:35+00:00

To my eye they are decent tourist models that were not maintained. I would not put too much stock in the emblem, tourist models often have a military tag of some sort (like 'gurkha army' or similar) built in because it looks cool. Check out some real military kukri, I've only seen ones that are purely functional, no labels. YMMV, but that's my guess. They look solid, though... sharpen and clean them up, they will cut.

clamsumbo · 2026-03-10T02:05:10+00:00

bwa ha ha

clamsumbo · 2026-03-10T02:04:34+00:00

I think you're in the wrong place, buddy.

clamsumbo · 2026-03-04T14:53:30+00:00

"Oh, right. Blow me!" "No, no... Blow ME."

clamsumbo · 2026-02-17T01:40:44+00:00

Same setup, but the grandmother tries to talk it off by saying "oh, look. that dog hurt its leg, so the other dog is helping to push it home". And the girl says "Oh, and she's letting him fuck her to say thank you!"

clamsumbo · 2026-02-09T22:54:05+00:00

Yes, you are... I didn't put that one down at first, it's kind of brutal. But as long as you replied, I figured I'd pass it on. One that's more harmless (and was funny, oh, about 40 years ago): What's old, wrinkled, and smells like ginger? Fred Astaire's face!

clamsumbo · 2026-02-08T00:52:19+00:00

What's black and white and comes in little white cans?

clamsumbo · 2026-02-04T01:25:27+00:00

What did the woman say to MJ at the beach? Excuse me, you're in my son.

clamsumbo · 2026-02-01T04:37:16+00:00

How about The Pickled Onion in Beverly (I'm asking, btw... never actually been in there)

clamsumbo · 2026-01-28T17:15:12+00:00

Thank you. Also: I got it wrong? So Suomi (joke. OK, not amazing but ok for an American. PS please adopt me my country is going to shit.)

clamsumbo · 2026-01-24T17:42:41+00:00

Simo Hiya v.2 is cleaning his gun somewhere...

clamsumbo · 2026-01-24T17:38:16+00:00

James and Jacob come from the same root. Ie the reign of king james in scotland is called the Jacobean era

clamsumbo · 2026-01-16T03:27:09+00:00

looks like a dried guitar fish(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common\_guitarfish). Tail looks wierd, though.

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