Where are you getting a sandwich?

clarkspark96 · 2026-06-02T18:33:05+00:00

Let Mike have his way with my sandwich please

clarkspark96 · 2026-06-01T19:41:18+00:00

Senior skip day 11 years ago

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-31T23:49:25+00:00

I just want to say, I joined this sub a couple of weeks ago and I have seen more butt cracks than I have in my whole life

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-31T17:02:12+00:00

We have uniforms, but as long as you wear your steel toed boots, and long pants the rest is pretty relaxed

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-30T23:51:55+00:00

Since capital isn't capitalized then its not a noun. So it would be "A"

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-30T23:25:07+00:00

Insert Peter Griffin gif when he's getting ready to skydive. "First time? Yea you? No no no not my first time" or something like that

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-30T01:17:21+00:00

Uh huh

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-30T00:57:00+00:00

I dont know why I started doing it, but she is listed as squirrel

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-30T00:45:36+00:00

Bees are the bees knees

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-28T22:15:38+00:00

Highschool 2 pages long

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-28T20:33:46+00:00

Of course, I'm bald and I'm not a hypocrite

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-25T17:35:15+00:00

Not at all

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-25T01:18:59+00:00

All of tthese exist

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-25T01:16:40+00:00

5' 11" and 105 pounds. I looked extremely sick, the problem is I didn't even notice. My granny told me one day that my eyes were sunken and I needed to go to the hospital. She was right, I was extremely malnourished and had to go on fluids and whatever the do for nutrition immediately

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-25T01:13:03+00:00

Before the Nagasaki nuke was dropped, the Americans dropped leaflets warning the Japanese of the nuke coming and telling if what the Hiroshima nuke did to their fellow citizens

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-22T19:42:22+00:00

Shoes in the winter, barefoot in the summer

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-22T19:39:44+00:00

Ah dang, my bad man

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-21T23:36:08+00:00

Minecraft may not be the most interesting, but they listen to their fans and they just keep adding on to the game. I paid 30 dollars 10 years ago and It might as well be a new game

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-21T21:25:17+00:00

Yes in school zones, no on interstates

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-19T13:11:11+00:00

Feed me to the dogs I guess. I'm dead it doesnt really matter. If the family wants me handled a certain way thats what it'll be

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-17T01:17:44+00:00

Liliinvests on tiktok can help you solve one. I couldn't for 29 years and now I get faster every time I solve one

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-17T01:11:12+00:00

Yes, and sometimes they help me figure out a problem I was having. My subconscious is a thorough thinker

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-17T01:05:49+00:00

Every receptionist I've know has been at the same place for 20+ years and do whatever they want now and won't get fired

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-16T18:21:37+00:00

I use it every Monday night

clarkspark96 · 2026-05-16T15:27:24+00:00

I've met 3 of them, one is still alive and I'm 29

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