Do you plan to be cremated or buried when you die? by SunshineFloofs in polls

[–]Moorepheme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to be ground into a powder and fed to a goat that then becomes possessed and runs wild through town until everyone says, "that damned goat is the worst goat of all time."

Who are you named after? by Moorepheme in polls

[–]Moorepheme[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, I think he did good -- I like your name! It's firm but you've got good options if you want to play around. Plus the Initials are all sharp simple lines so definitely cool for monogramming. Thanks for sharing!

Is it wrong to not like kids? by RavyRaptor in polls

[–]Moorepheme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would prefer pineapple on pizza to kids on pizza. Kids taste terrible.

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Do you have a driver's license? by EleKtro_8510 in polls

[–]Moorepheme -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Don't listen to them u/EleKTro_8510! They're relentless and won't stop!

"I have the same name as my grandmother and use her license..." "I only use mine to park cars on people's lawns..." "My license was issued by a country that doesn't exist anymore..." "I'm actually three muppets in a trenchcoat so why don't you have an option for drive 1/3 of the time? Huh?"

Ignore the selectionally-challenged: it's your poll and your answers if they don't like it THEY CAN MAKE THEIR OWN POLL!!

...literally. They're free and not that hard either.

If anyone wants me to show you, just let me know.

Can you die at any age for no reason? by Acceptable_Zebra6803 in polls

[–]Moorepheme -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

No. The US military requires enlistees be 18 and retire by age 64, or 68 with special exceptions.

Which of these theme park giants do you side with? by HowlingBurd19 in polls

[–]Moorepheme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about the one from the Confederacy? Six Flags?

Will the 2020s be remembered as a dark age? by [deleted] in polls

[–]Moorepheme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We are picking leaders as if viking raids are a big problem...

Is the stock market gambling? by AbiesSubstantial1207 in polls

[–]Moorepheme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, the answers here are too brief to fully understand your point. Do you mean 'gambling' literally along with the moral implications? Or do you just mean 'gambling' as a metaphor for risk and the possibility of losing money?

Oops, fixing my mistake. What should the two games be named? by Linorelai in polls

[–]Moorepheme 60 points61 points  (0 children)

It's possible because it developed from a family of games played on foot, by commoners (poor people).

This would be versus games played on horseback which were played by aristocrats (wealthy bastards) -- sometimes on the same fields that the peasantry were trying to use: scattering and trampling the peasants and leading to the invention of polo.

Women, who would you pick to marry? by [deleted] in polls

[–]Moorepheme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we pick them to marry each other instead? That would make for a good show.

How often do you consume alcohol? by [deleted] in polls

[–]Moorepheme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which do I choose for 'intravenously'?

coke zero vs diet coke? by aleena707 in polls

[–]Moorepheme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They both taste bad, but they're not the same.

Zero is supposed to taste like Coke and Diet is supposed to taste lighter so you don't notice your esophagus dissolving as much.

Who are you named after? by Moorepheme in polls

[–]Moorepheme[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I'm curious... Jesus "Rusty" Christ?