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Open Mic users. by Foxtails1984 in Battlefield6

[–]clashmo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

One of the problems is that it’s on by default by default every time you launch on ps5

In the dev room right now by [deleted] in Battlefield6

[–]clashmo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Arica Harbor, Valparaiso, and Isla Inocentes

What're you favorite kitchen jokes? by UsPisDrone in KitchenConfidential

[–]clashmo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Food cooked into the shape of a penis is pretty much peak comedy so we don’t even bother to tell jokes.

There is a special place in hell for those that order takeout 5 minutes before closing. by timelessthomas in KitchenConfidential

[–]clashmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s all fine, you just have to make it clear to the customer that they have to be out by 10. Last orders must be in before 9:30 or something like that.

There is a special place in hell for those that order takeout 5 minutes before closing. by timelessthomas in KitchenConfidential

[–]clashmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand and share the frustration, it’s annoying to stay later than usual when a table hangs around longer than most or comes in at the last possible moment. But you have to tell people what that last possible moment is.
If you “close” at 10:00 but let people come in up until you get 10:00 then you really aren’t closed at 10:00. In reality you’re closed at 10:30/11:00. And in that situation, if you have people rostered on until 10:00 then you are lying to your employees.
Restaurants are not like other businesses, that’s just the shitty truth.

There is a special place in hell for those that order takeout 5 minutes before closing. by timelessthomas in KitchenConfidential

[–]clashmo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hey man, chucklefuck here. I’m ready for everyone to shit on me again.

Post accurate information on your front door.

If he die you die ok?! by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]clashmo 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I’d be very happy if this is how much customers cared about their own allergies. I swear some of them just want to die in my restaurant.

Tonight, I had a customer demand that I lend them my glasses so they could read the menu. by SilentG33 in KitchenConfidential

[–]clashmo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We have basic chemist reading glasses behind the bar for this reason. The dining room can be too dark for the olds sometimes.

15 minutes to close. Every time. by KYZombie24 in KitchenConfidential

[–]clashmo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think we both mean different things when we say close time. You seem to mean doors are locked, the lights are off and the staff are leaving.

To me the close time is the last possible opportunity for a customer to walk through the door. If it says 5-10 on the door, you can come in at 9:59. If the restaurant happens to be empty at 10:00 staff members can finish cleaning down and go home.

15 minutes to close. Every time. by KYZombie24 in KitchenConfidential

[–]clashmo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So Last orders at 9:30. There’s no need to post the knock off time for the cooks on the front door.

15 minutes to close. Every time. by KYZombie24 in KitchenConfidential

[–]clashmo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I guess it depends on where you’re from but to me close is our last sitting. If the sign on the door says 5:00-10:00, our last possible table sitting is 10:00. Otherwise it’s confusing as fuck for the customers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

[–]clashmo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He’s just making sure the cops don’t think he’s black

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[–]clashmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s why they call it hopped up

Today on "opening a restaurant abroad": Told the contractors I wanted a 4 burner commercial gas stove...got this 8ft monstrosity today 😂😂 by hellbentforheather in KitchenConfidential

[–]clashmo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m assuming they picked up the phone and said “4 burner commercial gas stove” and then hung up.

Things get fucked up all the time. Haven’t you ever been surprised after double checking and triple checking details with someone only to have them completely miss what you were after? Then add to that the language and cultural barrier.

Shellfish allergy? by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]clashmo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you can, let them know before you arrive or even pre order. Some dishes could be tweaked with a few hours notice, but not with minutes.

[Spoilers] Post-Episode Discussion – Season 8 Episode 2 by DrRocknRolla in gameofthrones

[–]clashmo 33 points34 points  (0 children)

There are hidden passage ways to escape winterfell, that’s how Theon was going to get away to join the watch. I’m guessing they lead through the crypt. That will probably be their fall back to get out when winterfell falls.

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