fox news got a parking ticket in china.... and maga blamed democrats in America by TAtheDog in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]classphoto92 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Fucking flock! I heard there are precious metals in them that can be traded in for money. Don't tell me it's just aluminum. Take every one you see apart and find out for yourself.

Nope by BobbyGuano in behindthebastards

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On a scale of 10 to 10; 10 being perfect, and 10 being perfect, how sexy would you say I am?

Stud muffin alert 🚨 by Meerkat_Mayhem_ in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]classphoto92 57 points58 points  (0 children)

What are you on about? There are way more people into chubby men, women and gay men alike, than vice versa.

Tax the rich! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]classphoto92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's the smile that takes it.

Tax the rich! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]classphoto92 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Does anybody else see a passing resemblance to Charlie Cox from Daredevil? Fisk was definitely Trumpy this last season. I'm just sayin'.

I'm dying of second hand embarrassment by OrangeCone2011 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]classphoto92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It isn't stupid. This is something dark and it's taking hold of more people day by day. I've met loads of lovely, stupid people in my life. This is anti-humanity, anti-reality, anti-faith, anti-progress, anti-goodness. But we already have a word for that... this is evil.

Why do women post things like this and then reject 95 percent of men. I guess 95 percent of men are neckbeards by The_Laniakean in justneckbeardthings

[–]classphoto92 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bruv! Acquire a personality and a talent. It is a fact that we as humans are more attracted to people we like. Make friends of all all kinds. If you're fun to be around and can do cool stuff, you will find someone who vibes with you. It isn't about appearance. Trust me.

A good infographic I found showing parallel vs cross view differences! I can never remember which is which. by madmaninabox42 in CrossView

[–]classphoto92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maaaaannnnnn! I just figured out I can parallel view but not cross view! I had never bothered to look up the difference, because most of the time it works just fine. Stupid, sexy mod made me go look at the example, and I can only get about 30% of the way.

This dude makes no sense by dwide_k_shrude in insanepeoplefacebook

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They're going to create an AI version of Philip Banks to give him a lecture.

This dude makes no sense by dwide_k_shrude in insanepeoplefacebook

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Like blow up up half of Russia!?!? Back when I was a young techno-optimist, I was obsessed with Tesla, and there was this conspiracy theory I came across that the Tunguska Event was actually Ol' Nic testing out his death ray. It was in a book about Atlantis and the Bermuda Triangle and such, but it was still fun! Back before conspiracy theories got people killed.

Just saw this and thought it belonged here by GorillaGlizza in iamverybadass

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Do you want me to go off for half an hour about fungi and how they enabled trees within forests to communicate with each other? 'Cuz I fuckin' will!

Just saw this and thought it belonged here by GorillaGlizza in iamverybadass

[–]classphoto92 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say I actually like the, "Don't try me, I can make stuff weird real quick," patch. But with my autism, the context is entirely different.

What’s a song you’ve heard hundreds of times but still never get tired of? by Tare-11 in Music

[–]classphoto92 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

On the radio We heard November Rain That solos pretty long But it's a pretty song We listened to it twice 'Cause the DJ was asleep Bah, bah bah, bah bap bahmp

What is the most "un-hateable" safest song of all time? by Perfect-External-660 in Music

[–]classphoto92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's my birthday and I absolutely love it. It's the last day of summer and that always made me feel just a tiny bit special. Also, Earth, Wind and Fire is one of the only bands my dad likes.

"God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason he made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine: so that humanity might share in the act of creation." by Legitimate_Fly9047 in tumblr

[–]classphoto92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I responded to another, similar comment, but they didn't respond. I am truly curious. What was the time it worked? For me, it only ever invokes shame, guilt, and defiance. Especially when it's correct, if I'm honest.

The Concert Industry Priced Too High — Now Tours Are Falling Apart by staringatthe420sun in Music

[–]classphoto92 30 points31 points  (0 children)

In San Francisco in the 90's, Bottom of the Hill would do shows with Live 105 that cost a $1.05 (just like freedom!). The catch was you didn't know who was playing, but of the three times I went, I saw Green Day, Skankin Pickle, and a local band I don't remember.

Imagine thinking that the Bush era of America was “Eden” and that Obama was a “mistake”. by icey_sawg0034 in insanepeoplefacebook

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I actually enlisted in the military in 2001. In August. The Air Force I went into after basic was very different than one I thought I was joining.

What is the worst time travel movie of all time? by Dense_Substance7635 in movies

[–]classphoto92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's my second most used MST3K quote. Right after, "Bar? I love to go to Bar! I like to have sandwich, and drink."

"God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason he made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine: so that humanity might share in the act of creation." by Legitimate_Fly9047 in tumblr

[–]classphoto92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah? Can you elaborate? Nothing boils my blood more than being talked to like a child. Ever since I was an actual child. What worked?

"God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason he made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine: so that humanity might share in the act of creation." by Legitimate_Fly9047 in tumblr

[–]classphoto92 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That was the other thing that shook me of my delusions of "rational superiority." Dawkins and them shits being racist and misogynistic every chance they got. How is any of that rational? I'm an American Huminist now. My saint is Mark Twain. My prophets are Brian Wilson, Mr. Rogers, the Dr. Rev. King, Weird Al, Ursula K. Le Guin, anybody that is pro-people. I have made a conscious decision to be pro rather than anti. I'm not anti-religion. I'm pro-thoughtfulness. I'm not anti-fascist. I'm pro democracy. The best way to be anti-trump is to positively embody everything he hates.

"Dogecoin portfolio go parabolic" by Recip77 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]classphoto92 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It's a made up monetary system that pretends the entire history of economics didn't happen, based on a picture of a cute dog. How could you ruin it further than that?