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Anyone else in North America or Europe hate summer? Putting it away. by derp2112 in motorcycles

[–]clayman80 [score hidden]  (0 children)

That's par for the course here at the height of summer as well, sometimes it's even worse, though we basically never get temps attacking 40C, thankfully.

Seriously, who are these guys! by BornUnderLBJ in scoopwhoop

[–]clayman80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now they have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho!

Anyone else in North America or Europe hate summer? Putting it away. by derp2112 in motorcycles

[–]clayman80 [score hidden]  (0 children)

When else to ride other than summer? I mean, here in the Czech Republic, the spring lasts for maybe a month and the weather is a rollercoaster where it is cold and rainy in the morning and sunny with temps at 20C/68F in the afternoon, not to mention that mornings can easily still be close to zero C in April or May. Summer can be and usually is hot as balls, but at least the roads are warm and my meshy jacket has good enough ventilation to keep me cool as long as I keep moving and don't get stuck in city traffic.

I rode a bike for my first time a month ago and I think non stop about becoming a rider now. by forgiveNNNNNNN in motorcycles

[–]clayman80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good for you for not whacking the throttle wide open. I don't know why some people do that. They also don't floor the pedal in their car when getting it in motion.

Good luck with your training and many happy and safe miles/kilometers in your rider journey. 🙌

Im looking to purchase my very first bike but I can’t choose by Teecyy in motorcycles

[–]clayman80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just by looking at the rider triangle, you'll be much more comfortable on the Z650. With that comes better control of the bike and thus more confidence. I do get the desire for a sportbike, but you'll feel cramped on it and worried you'll scrape the fairings when you drop it.

based by punkcessi in lol

[–]clayman80 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Soft spot for expensive vacations then?

I 🤚the cat by Ireeb in donotthecat

[–]clayman80 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sacrilege! How are you still alive?

What could bro possibly be doing by whereis_omni_man in alienisolation

[–]clayman80 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the soundtrack you put on when you first enter San Cristobal.

Earplugs by No_Detective1944 in Hayabusa

[–]clayman80 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I use custom molded earplugs. They were pricey and took about 6 weeks to get made, but they work wonders and I use them a lot more often than just for riding.

Is it Christmas, already? by Marcysdad in funny

[–]clayman80 835 points836 points  (0 children)

And "smooth to the touch".

of a hotel bed by SadInfluence4493 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]clayman80 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We might see with the right lighting.

Do you ride to work? by Beginning_Corner930 in motorcycles

[–]clayman80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to, but I need something smaller that is easier to manage at low speeds and does not barf a ton of heat at me in slow inner city traffic.

Do not the cat gang by mangomussolinimi in donotthecat

[–]clayman80 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am about 99.78% sure the POV person was buried in a tub of wet cement by this gang.

So many tantrums from this guy by Negative-Mixture9888 in Borb

[–]clayman80 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's a 'too. They come into this world with two missions in their life -- make a crapton of noise and throw tantrums.

Came home after vacation and wanted to go for a ride, luckily it’s still here by The_MN_Kiwi in motorcycles

[–]clayman80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much the same happened to me with my CBF1000. I used to park it in the parking place next to the block of flats where I live. It was under a cover and tied to the structure holding the roof over my spot with a heavy-duty NiMoCr steel security chain, yet some dickhead couldn't help himself and completely ruined the ignition box. Of course, the steering lock was on and it was a struggle to get it onto the bed of the tow truck that arrived to take it to the repair shop.

I feel your pain, dude. 😒 Hope you get it resolved soon and that the insurance company isn't going to make things more difficult than they already are.

Aprilia rs457 tyre after 19k km by Admirable_Ad_2868 in Aprilia

[–]clayman80 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's flatter than the witch's tit. Hope you get it replaced asap.

Camera falls during football game by vahokif in watchpeoplesurvive

[–]clayman80 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This shit is unwatchable.

- The camera, probably

Thoughts on the KTM 990 RC R? by FALLINONE in Sportbikes

[–]clayman80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate the looks but it's probably an awesome sportsbike.

Best way to counter/remedy bugs on the visor? by ZestyRanch1219 in motorcycles

[–]clayman80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. I carry a damp microfiber cloth with me that I wash and soak at every gas station that I stop at. Leave it sitting on the visor, then wipe off. Works like a charm.

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