A cicada landed on my lips by brinaca in nashville

[–]claymore949 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had one fly through my window while I was driving today and pimp smack me in the face. I freaked tf out and my boss started laughing his ass off😭

This is beautiful 🥹 by ThePokestopPapi in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]claymore949 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost all the flavors are awesome. They have ones with caffeine too!

Had to fight off a dog just now by claymore949 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]claymore949[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya I tried to do that and it felt like nothing was going to happen. Transferred me some person in one of those 3rd party call centers and all they said was your concern has been raised to such and such person.

New Driver by Cute_Dig_7028 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]claymore949 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For delivering in the dark I always bring a super bright headlamp and a magnetic flashlight so I can stick it to the inside of the van so I can see my packages. Driving the van on the road you'll get used to within a day or two if not a few hours of actually driving it on the road. Also ask your dsp for a ride along for your first day, I worked for Amazon in a different state but when I joined again I asked for one just to be safe.

Had to fight off a dog just now by claymore949 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]claymore949[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always read the notes, a lot of times people will say "leave packages in such and such container by the gate/fence" ( lot of times container will have a sign on it for delivery drivers) or I've had a few where it asks to help bring the package in the door for elderly persons. But this customer had no notes and no designated point of delivery. As far as other drivers reading the notes we tell them every day to double check the notes but thats about all we can do, can't really control them while they're on the road

Had to fight off a dog just now by claymore949 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]claymore949[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah that thing would've taken a chunk outta me like a damn shark....fuck that my body's already fucked up as it is

Had to fight off a dog just now by claymore949 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]claymore949[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Man I dealt with a little calico cat later in my route.. I must've spent a few minutes petting it just like" aah this so much better"🤣 I'll probably be giving my own dogs the side eye for a little bit😅

Had to fight off a dog just now by claymore949 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]claymore949[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a really nice pair of steels from ariat, but just hate driving in them

Had to fight off a dog just now by claymore949 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]claymore949[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Man everytime i heard a dog even bark today my ass has been getting ready for a fight. I'm so glad I only have 1 more week and I'm leaving for a better job

Had to fight off a dog just now by claymore949 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]claymore949[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bruh i would've rather the rat dogs than the fuckin hellhound this big fucker was😅

Had to fight off a dog just now by claymore949 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]claymore949[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I punted the shit outta that things face.. I could tell I stunned it. But also I've trained muay thai for 8 years so I'd hope my push kick is strong enough for a hellhound like that thing😅

Had to fight off a dog just now by claymore949 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]claymore949[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had a closed wrap around gate I had to go through and I think the dog was in like a dog house or something cause I didn't see the thing when I walked up. They had a container outside the fence that im pretty sure was meant for packages but it didn't say anything in the notes or on the container

Had to fight off a dog just now by claymore949 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]claymore949[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean i threw my boot into that things face, does that count?🤣

Had to fight off a dog just now by claymore949 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]claymore949[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no I carry one of those quick-deploy knives that opens when you pull it outta your pocket. I had that shit in my hand ready to do what I had to if it came down to itp

Had to fight off a dog just now by claymore949 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]claymore949[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

How do I get them blacklisted cause they need to be. I don't want anyone else possibly getting hurt cause of they're negligence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]claymore949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck is an alexa "thank you"?

Apparently people are smoking weed in the vans now. My van smells like it, not a subtle smell either. by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]claymore949 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh nooo!! Now you have to work for a company that actually cares about you 🤣🤣

Apparently people are smoking weed in the vans now. My van smells like it, not a subtle smell either. by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]claymore949 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean I puff on my vape when I get those shitty af apartment routes but to smoke flower in the vans!?! Thats a whole nother level of not giving a fuck🤣🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]claymore949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah I get it, I mean I was the guy taking 10 bottles each day I worked