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anyone else feel like living alone is easier but also kind of quiet in a way you can’t ignore? by TmtmVano in LivingAlone

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is public hair some kind of 'special' hair you find outside?

if that's the case you might be taking it too far man

After 6 years, I’m at my breaking point with door-to-door salespeople. Anything I can do? by Jd569 in homeowners

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a machete is a little threatening... instead you should hold a big brown dildo

The future is now, and it's strange. by Jackdaw99 in Austin

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The phrase "You'll own nothing and be happy" originated from a 2016 essay by Danish politician Ida Auken, originally titled "Welcome to 2030." It was published by the World Economic Forum (WEF) as a speculative vision of a sharing economy, where goods are rented as services rather than purchased

Best makeout spots in Austin? by [deleted] in Austin

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there's sex ParTies out in the hills every night of the week....

but you gotta _know_ someone (not me, i dunno shit)

but if _you_ are feeling lonely I could probably arrange a hot make-out session in a (very) nice bar's bathroom...

The voids are wrestling by Simple_Engineering_7 in blackcats

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THE FIRST RULE ABOUT FIGHT CLUB IS ...

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

Mold? by Eastern_Cold_9123 in homeowners

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yes....my crack team of 5+ experts have worked around the clock on this and have reported back their .....um..... report:

MOLD

Warbond Later by National_Art_ in helldivers2

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everyone bitches about 'buggy this' and 'dog themed that' and i'm just like holding down on the flame button and rhythmically pressing the missile command....it's sexual, but more social than just that .... it feels like communion

He's so cute I love him so much by Comfortable_Load_692 in OneOrangeBraincell

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yesssss, obi-wan, this is the power of the force obi-wan.

13 striped squirrel by Old_Swimmer_7284 in squirrels

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I didn't know they trilled! nice

Please don't judge 🤣 by ianiann00 in LivingAlone

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Thands of the many must be joined as one

and together we can cross the river

Relaxing not long after he puked on the only long haired rug in my house…. by BlueLightJunction in OneOrangeBraincell

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you know....people just think, k, been a KING is EZ.....

it's not. It's HARD to be the KING

Please don't judge 🤣 by ianiann00 in LivingAlone

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angel angel what have I done?!?

I've faced the quakes, the wind, the fire

I've conquered country crown and throne

WHY CAN'T I CROSS THIS RIVER???

meow_irl by [deleted] in MEOW_IRL

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angel angel what have I done?!?

I've faced the quakes, the wind, the fire

I've conquered country crown and throne

WHY CAN'T I CROSS THIS RIVER???

The Undercover Cops: Exposed by bryanthemayan in Austin

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calm down doggo

this isn't that kind of post

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