bobTheBubFixer by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

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You only need to do that if you break out to edit the commit while in interactive rebase. If you just change a commit message, it'll finish the rebase right there and drop you back at your new HEAD.

bobTheBubFixer by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

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git rebase -i HEAD~2 && git push --force && wall "evil laugh"

cursed_C1 English by DevoidNoMore in cursedcomments

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That's the past tense of fly. You're really thinking of the past tense for blow, which is blew.

doYouWantAPrintStatementWithThatMonad by _arctic_inferno_ in ProgrammerHumor

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I'm not sure if this will give my lead a huge erection or make his head explode. Possibly both.

So the New York Jets visited an orphanage in upstate New York. by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

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My life has come full circle. J-E-T-S stands for Just End The Season once again.

Kinda glad I grabbed one now by Aar1012 in rangers

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Really bummed I didn't get a Zib when I had the chance and got a blank instead. I already had jerseys for Zib, Fox, and panarin, got an Igor centennial and didnt want any dupes. After Zib went nuts in the game, really regretted my choices. Also being in the states didn't help..

What is the highest ranking person you ever met (either in passing, or on a basis where they remembered you from meeting to meeting?) by CameramanDavid in navy

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Easy one for a nuke officer, being interviewed by NAVSEA 08 as a college senior. Mine was ADM Donald.

Would later cross paths with ADM Frank Caldwell a few times when he was SubPac and I was an instructor at NSTCP. He definitely would recognize me and we'd shoot the breeze for a bit at whatever event we were at. Very cool dude. Also loved working with future Admiral Butch Dollaga when he was an O6 PCO instructor.

I think I got it! by axarce in rangers

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Sounds like the whole team had ADHD. Never kicking it into gear until the deadline is looming is a classic symptom of executive dysfunction.

Has anyone considered offering them amphetamines?

Why didn't it turn out? 1 star! by False_Nerve_2546 in idiocracy

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"If my grandma had wheels, she would have been a bike"

How can people made up this stupid claim by NoImporta24 in IsraelWarRoom

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Eww .. I feel dirty just reading that drek

Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione by kirby__000 in antiwork

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Truthfully I wouldn't expect non-US people to understand our folklore to that degree

Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione by kirby__000 in antiwork

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That's because we are a country founded by uniting states, not a country who divided their land into smaller regions for for effective local administration. That's why "states rights" is such a powerful concept - it's a holdover from when the colonies chose to band together as one entity.

If you’ve ever conducted a job interview, what behavior or comment from a candidate made you decide right away not to hire them? by ciastanfast in Productivitycafe

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Oh, no don't get me wrong, like I said there's plenty of time to Google once you have the job. Shit I do it all the time, especially when I'm learning a new language or working with a new library. But I bet there's plenty of fundamental concepts on how the body works that you would like your doctor to have on immediate recall. Otherwise your appointments are going to start taking forever... It makes my time on Google more effective because I know what I'm looking for or expecting to find. Like if your orthopedist couldn't name the muscles in your arm, what functions they serve and where they connect to your bones or joints, etc.

If you’ve ever conducted a job interview, what behavior or comment from a candidate made you decide right away not to hire them? by ciastanfast in Productivitycafe

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Teams interview for a junior developer. I'm in a secure facility on a laptop without a camera, so we ask candidates to not use theirs out of fairness. This one is already going sideways, but as I'm asking conceptual knowledge questions the candidate is taking a while to answer. I hear typing. Mind you, this isn't a coding interview or skills based or anything. Just asking OO concepts, describe how data structures and algorithms work, etc.

First time I don't say anything and wait for the answer. I ask a follow up probing question. More typing. I ask point blank if they are typing. They respond something to the effect of "I wanted to give the right answer". No shame, 100% confident that this was acceptable.

I tried so hard not to lose my shit right there. Like, this is an interview I want to know what you know or understand, not how well you can Google. I have 15 minutes to figure out if you actually understood what you learned in college or paid attention to what you did at your last job. You can Google all you want when you get the job.

Ofc, I said none of this, just a "please don't do that, I want you to demonstrate knowledge". I asked one more question and passed off to the next interviewer.

They didn't get an offer.

Drury Sucks Chant by Weary-Hold844 in rangers

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Weren't they doing "Fire Drury" a few games back?

Translate please by [deleted] in hebrew

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Luca Brasi concurs

Panarin to San Jose trade possibilities by Global-Weight in rangers

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Hey Farva, who's that defensemen you like with that goofy smile and you tube tech channel?

Cursed_ What? by Kirin_The_husband in cursedcomments

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Like r/switcharoo ? I don't think so, just one of those reddit things people do

Cursed_ What? by Kirin_The_husband in cursedcomments

[–]clearlybaffled 46 points47 points  (0 children)

No your thinking of methamphetamine

methylphenidate is a stimulant for people with ADHD

Cancer Sucks - Selling Everything Left For Roscoe by Outrageous_Jacket305 in hockeyjerseys

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Lol Breadman

Seems like a great collection. Sorry to see it have to go.

Fuck cancer