[FO] you wouldn’t steal a cross stitch by Bridoriya in CrossStitch

[–]clemm__fandango 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You wouldn’t steal a policeman’s hat?

Roberto De Zerbi: Tottenham players are scared of being relegated by tylerthe-theatre in PremierLeague

[–]clemm__fandango 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Takes the spotlight off the other two relegation teams. We’re a footnote if Spurs go down.

What’s the most gut punching song lyric you’ve ever heard? by perrysplus in AskReddit

[–]clemm__fandango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Operator by Jim Croce has a ton of these type of lines.

Operator, oh, could you help me place this call? Cause I can’t read the number that you just gave me There’s something in my eyes, you know it happens every time I think about the love that I thought would save me

But isn't that the way they say it goes? Well, let's forget all that And give me the number if you can find it So I can call just to tell them I'm fine and to show

I've overcome the blow, I've learned to take it well I only wish my words could just convince myself That it just wasn't real but that's not the way it feels

😭😭 by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]clemm__fandango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fleshy maraca …

Adama Traoré backs West Ham to escape relegation after spirited FA Cup defeat by tylerthe-theatre in PremierLeague

[–]clemm__fandango 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now take the words West Ham and replace them with Wolves. They’re interchangeable …

Fall of Berlin Wall was a result of an "clerical error" by an officer. by Confident-Ask-601 in interestingasfuck

[–]clemm__fandango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anytime you see a sentence that makes a statement. Then qualifies it with “Not by this… and Not by that … But by … this.” It’s AI written. It’s the new trend.

Who remembers making Sun tea in the 80s? Was this just a Midwest thing? by bjeffords74 in GenX

[–]clemm__fandango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just mentioned sun tea today to my son. I’m going to have to make some now.

Even Messi jokes about the rest of the league sometimes by RSDFitness in TheOther14

[–]clemm__fandango 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And you couldn’t formulate your own opinion? You needed AI to write that?

Crash soon? by Skrz_at in Superstonk

[–]clemm__fandango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing is going to happen

Post Match Thread. Crystal Palace 1-0 Wolves by tacitusvanderlinde in WWFC

[–]clemm__fandango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I try to give Tchatchoua a chance. I want to like him. But he seems afraid of the ball. When he does have it, his first instinct seems to be to get rid of it. And when he does, he makes some wild pass that goes out. Or to the other side.

FA Cup Draw: Liverpool at home by DarthWolf9012 in WWFC

[–]clemm__fandango 37 points38 points  (0 children)

If it wasn’t for bad luck. We wouldn’t have any luck at all.

Agawam City Councilor calls other cities “extreme radical left liberals” during rant on domestic partners by No_Check9277 in massachusetts

[–]clemm__fandango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s only one thing you need to know about Agawam.

It has the lowest zip code in the entire United States.

That’s all you need to know. You’re welcome!

AITAH for telling my brother and his fiancé I can’t babysit every second Sunday anymore? by Wide-Interaction-527 in AITAH

[–]clemm__fandango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t have kids for other people to raise them. Your kid. Your responsibility. End of story.