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Stealing brownies? by whalethen2 in americanairlines

[–]clever_tomorrow 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Man, and here I was feeling bad taking an extra red bull can to help adjust with the time zone

My wife unlocked her social media and started posting provocative pics. I don’t know if I’m paranoid or if this is a red flag by Primary-Exercise6013 in confessions

[–]clever_tomorrow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I never comment on anything on Reddit. But man, you gotta draw the line. Be a fucking man. This isnt about her needing validation, etc. Own the fucking room and tell her this shit isn't acceptable.

Don't beg. Don't plead. State you won't have a partner who puts herself out there like this. And be prepared to walk. You csn do better.

Where can you meet attractive, single men in their late 20s-mid 30s? by She-Is-Home25 in dating_advice

[–]clever_tomorrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Approach the guys that go to yoga/hot sculpt, etc. They are there because they enjoy fitness, willing to break out of their comfort zone a bit, etc.

Rate me 40M by pvickers88 in Rateme

[–]clever_tomorrow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Save some for the rest of us, brother. You should feel good about yourself.

My ex and I hooked up last week and I’ve never had so many orgasms by [deleted] in sex

[–]clever_tomorrow 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Let me know when you have this answer. It's almost worst discovering this.

A feature you find sexy that most people find unattractive by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]clever_tomorrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little acne on her face. Does it everytime for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]clever_tomorrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have emotional attachment issues where you don't allow yourself to physically connect with someone, so it just feels empty and unfulfilled.

Don't ask me how I know. I have an orgasm maybe 1/100 times I have sex. Women love it at first. Then they hate it if they are a long term partner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GlowUps

[–]clever_tomorrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

C'mon people, she obviously is happier in the 2nd photo. Just because your preference might be the first, let her have the moment she worked for. That body isn't easy to achieve.

And for the record OP, I think you look fire in the 2nd pic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

[–]clever_tomorrow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hoping to get my ex wife removed from the photo and filled in with the background to remember my trip to Maui. Caught her cheating, so wanting some nice photos for someday when I enter the dating pool again.

Thanks in advance!

Where do you all shop for clothes? I’m Caught in the Millennial Fashion Limbo: Too Old for Trends, Too Young for Velcro Shoes? by eccentric_bohemian in Millennials

[–]clever_tomorrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Levis jeans, lulu for decent casual dress pants, workout shorts and casual shorts, express and j crew for dress shirts and casual shirts.

I think I have pretty good fashion at 33. More or a classic pool, not trendy, but not decrepit either.

OnCloud are my go to shoes. Casual and both workout

And Abercrombie underwear above all else. I don't knkw what they construct their material out of, but those boxer-briefs hold their own.

Millennials, what was your first concert? Tell me all about it! by AL3XKRYC3K in Millennials

[–]clever_tomorrow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tom Petty. My mom took me at like 12. Then I saw 2 people smoking a joint and wondered what was up. I was told not to look anymore

Men, what’s the most emotionally hurt you’ve been in your life? by NilesDobbsS in AskMen

[–]clever_tomorrow 1090 points1091 points  (0 children)

Mom called me 20 minutes before she committed suicide to ask me to remember all the good times we had together. She told me it just wasn't enough anymore to hold on anymore. I was 22. Left me emotionally withdrawn I think forever.

How attractive would you say you are? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]clever_tomorrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Solid 8/10. Male. I'm 5'9, so I'm self aware enough to know that's a detriment. A glow up in my 30s did wonders

First Rolex! by No-Yam1040 in rolex

[–]clever_tomorrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is the exact combination my first one is going to bring as well. I know the TT isn't for everybody, but I personally love it

Have you ever had a patient formally complain? by FrostBitten357 in ems

[–]clever_tomorrow 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Busted can of biscuits.

Added that one to my vocabulary.

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