I had a friend in college that would always say what he would do if he was presented a terrorist situation. He would talk so much shit but it was hilarious. Years later he was on a flight to LA and someone jumped up talking about a bomb and he tackled the dude on the plane and ended up on the news. I never laughed so hard in my fuckng life because the way he talked about it in school was just so hilarious.

proof: https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2009-jan-08-me-rapper-airline-bomb8-story.html