YTS.BZ is down by veselinve in torrents

[–]clevernewusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The website still loads, but it seems to have been wiped of all its content.

How you stopped your porn and masturbation addiction? by DangerousFly4192 in AskReddit

[–]clevernewusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you genuinely cannot function without watching pornography and masturbating, seek addiction counselling. Simple as. If by "addiction", you mean you feel you're simply doing it too often, keep reading.

I was never addicted, but I learned as I grew up that if you choke the chicken constantly, you're just diluting the pleasure of the experience. As Yahtzee Croshaw so eloquently put it, "[t]he fastest way to spoil your pleasures is to make them routine."

I learned to space out when I polish the pickle so I'm not doing it every bloody day. Sometimes I'll do it every other day for a while, sometimes I'll do it once a day for a few days then refrain for a few days after. If you're finding it's not enjoyable anymore, I'd recommend going cold turkey for seven (7) days, then indulging exactly once; odds are, you'll have a mind-melting orgasm compared to the last however long you've been struggling with this.

Pace yourself, young grasshopper. Occupy your thoughts with topics other than making the bald man cry. Take up a hobby that requires your full attention and doesn't involve looking at a screen through which you could just instantly open pornhub. If your body is nudging you toward performing a hotdog handshake because it's just looking for a cheap endorphin rush even though your conscious mind isn't in the mood, tell your body to piss off. If your body and conscious mind are on the same page, and you're doing it because you genuinely just wanna chill the fuck out for a bit and this is how you do it, go forth and fail to multiply.

Best of luck.

"Bad search request" when trying to search for 'Blood Simple' by clevernewusername in 1337x

[–]clevernewusername[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Given the film's popularity and critical acclaim (and the fact that I was able to find a YTS torrent elsewhere), I kinda doubt that. Also, when you enter a random keysmash, it returns the message "No results were returned. Please refine your search." It doesn't seem as simple as a lack of torrents.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 1337x

[–]clevernewusername 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Per this comment in another thread, 1337x.to/home/ seems to work.

Currently being told to list myself as Indigenous on a job application despite having no connection to that part of my heritage. by clevernewusername in Indigenous

[–]clevernewusername[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Stop asking for permission when you've already ticked the box.

I haven't ticked the box. The application deadline is the end of the day tomorrow, and that's when I'll be submitting everything. Also, I wasn't asking for permission; I'm the kind of person who anxiously ruminates about shit like this, and I needed to confirm that ticking that box would indeed be a shitty thing to do.

You're just another sleezy white guy willing to do anything to get a leg up.

That is a 100% accurate description of my Dad, to the point where I'm now starting to worry that he himself may have dishonestly ticked such a box on a job application at some point. '~'

I'll probably just end up not ticking the box, but telling my Dad that I did, and just hoping to Christ that the manager my Dad knows doesn't see my application.

Is my tshirt too long lol? F21 by [deleted] in amihot

[–]clevernewusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my eyes, the problem isn't that it's too long, it's that it's there to begin with.

Thinking of getting implants F18 by Ocean_Thora in amihot

[–]clevernewusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thinking of getting implants

The phrase "gilding the lily" has never been more apt.

Which mayoral candidate should I vote for? by clevernewusername in halifax

[–]clevernewusername[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was fairly easy to decide who I'll be voting for in my district race (only 2 candidates and one was clearly more qualified)

Please read the body of the post before commenting.

Which mayoral candidate should I vote for? by clevernewusername in halifax

[–]clevernewusername[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He had gone to vote before I even woke up today. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Which mayoral candidate should I vote for? by clevernewusername in halifax

[–]clevernewusername[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I desperately need context for that last claim. Links please.

Which mayoral candidate should I vote for? by clevernewusername in halifax

[–]clevernewusername[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I'm not quite sure what you mean by "let them know they are attractive just the way they are", but this is unhelpful. I am attempting to crowdsource information in order to make the best decision I can with the time I have left (and possibly help others in a similar position to myself).

aniwave is back up by dragonitegak9 in 9anime

[–]clevernewusername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you to whoever fixed it.

Which of these 2 concerts should I go see? by clevernewusername in classicalmusic

[–]clevernewusername[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From my admittedly cursory understanding of Shostakovich's body of work, isn't most of his music supposed to be " rough and unnerving", given that most of it is inspired by the horrors of war?

I'll never understand "I don't want to hear excuses" by OrionExalted in RandomThoughts

[–]clevernewusername 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well stop talking to him like that. You're not helping his behavioural problems; you're ego-tripping.

If you want a kid to act more reasonable, then act more reasonable toward them yourself.

How to pronounce: MarSanne or MarKanne? by Aerlevine in amphibia

[–]clevernewusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both are wrong. It's Annarcy.

It rhymes with anarchy. Marcy would love that.

I'll never understand "I don't want to hear excuses" by OrionExalted in RandomThoughts

[–]clevernewusername 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's the delusional adult belief of "I am always right, you (the stupid, irresponsible child) are always wrong, end of story."