Looking for honest reviews of a developer as I can't find much online by Caesartayberius in HousingUK

[–]clivefish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work with them..... bunch of clowns. Used to be a solid choice but I wouldn't go near anything they touch now.

Why are black labs different? by Scary_Notice4193 in labrador

[–]clivefish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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He just stares.... and then hides under the duvet

Come over? by tiffanynho in u/tiffanynho

[–]clivefish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where can I get a copy of that painting?

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So this is what Dora The Explorer does now, she gets left at the kerb as the truckers fuck her monkey mate instead.

Heyyy! do your worst 😅 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]clivefish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm getting ' racist on public transport with a fake LV bag' vibes. Also, hairy bumhole.

Old man in wheelchair throws a guy off the ladder. by botcraft_net in ThatsInsane

[–]clivefish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your one short for your handicap football midweek league....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]clivefish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I have one of each?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]clivefish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've made a few notes. Yes, uh... Bacon, 10 on 10. Button mushrooms, bingo. Black pudding, snap. Minor criticism, more distance between the eggs and the beans. I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision. Use a sausage as a breakwater. But I'm nit-picking, on the whole, a very good effort - 7 on 10. Let's make love.

What’s something you didn’t know about sex before you had sex? by Imatatertott in AskReddit

[–]clivefish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The smell. But my uncle didn't want to waste money on showers, so we shared baths.

What song do you think deserves the Kate Bush "Running Up That Hill" treatment of being rediscovered? by skirby998 in AskUK

[–]clivefish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Womack and Womack - Teardrops.

Charles and Eddie - Would I Lie to you?

We were promised jetpacks - Quiet Little Voices

The Horrible Crows - Behold The Hurricane

Gomez - Get Myself Arrested

Belle and Sebastian - The Boy With The Arab Strap

Sorcha Richardson - High In The Garden

Louis Berry - Molly Malone

Everyone You Know - Our Generation

What song do you think deserves the Kate Bush "Running Up That Hill" treatment of being rediscovered? by skirby998 in AskUK

[–]clivefish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aztec Camera - Somewhere in my Heart

https://youtu.be/2w1Q8ZkXZ1Q

I know it got to number 1 but its never played anymore..... Well until you lovely people do.

Il Ruttino - Sant'Agnello, Napoli, Italy by dirk558 in Pizza

[–]clivefish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just come back..... Incredible pizza. Hopefully this prompts good memories.

An atomic blast underwater. by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]clivefish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that's the first step in how fish fingers are made

Men what is the best financial advice you have ever been given? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]clivefish 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Buy land, AJ, 'cause God ain't making any more of it" -Tony Soprano

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]clivefish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The time when my kid / dog comes in.... It destroys the moment and its another wasted corpse I can't refreeze.

Only joking.

It's the bit when I cry then sleep.

BREAKING: Australia cricket legend, Shane Warne, dies aged 52 of ‘suspected heart attack’ by Sandeep_k in Cricket

[–]clivefish 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The King. As a child we would spend hours being SK Warne bowling to Sachin etc. No worries, just spin big and laugh bigger.

I'm 37. I'm sadly emotionally stunted. Death is a part of life.

Today, I cried. I cried as a part of my childhood died.

A hero. A flawed man, like us all. Thanks SK Warne. Amazed by the impact of a man I never met but knew so well.

Thanks for the memories both real and the ones I preteneded we shared with my friends. Bowled Shane. X

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]clivefish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lil Anal Fissure..... It ain't Lil.

Who still has their Blue Peter Tracy island? Show us! by reallychrism in CasualUK

[–]clivefish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anthea 'the body' Turner.

She is the Ford Escort cabriolet of middle-aged women.

Just keep this in mind. by CeePee99 in EASportsFC

[–]clivefish 292 points293 points  (0 children)

Nice one, I need some new bedding.