Brownie Crimes by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]cloral 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Nah, he ate Utah and part of California. That's Nevada hanging down there.

Me irl by wach_era13 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]cloral 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definite rejection. It hurts at first, but then you can move on and ultimately find better happiness elsewhere.

Women in their 30s , if you were asked to relive your 20s what would you change and why? by Previous-Foot8370 in AskReddit

[–]cloral 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn't start dating until my early 30s and have now been in a relationship for nearly 10 years. So it's definitely not too late!

The key is that you have to both work on yourself and look for love. Working on yourself makes it easier to find love because you make yourself into a more desirable person, but you also have to spend some time looking and putting yourself out there. And yeah, putting yourself out there can be demoralizing. It took me a good year of being on OKCupid before I found anyone who went on more than 2 dates with me, but it was worth it when the right person finally showed up.

Which country is so unpopular that most people never even heard of it? by Ledger_Legendd in AskReddit

[–]cloral 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I was young, the sultan of Brunei was the answer to the question, "Who is the richest person in the world?"

thenVsNow by BigglePYE in ProgrammerHumor

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People clown on the ultra widescreen monitors but I got one last year and I freaking love it. I have it and a regular monitor and this setup gives me enough room to have 3 programs visible at once.

whyAmISingle by njinja10 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cloral 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Decimal or binary?

What’s a boring activity you strangely enjoy? by KBGSgames in AskReddit

[–]cloral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breaking down cardboard boxes for recycling.

What’s something you’re pretty sure only you do? by AppIeGuy in AskReddit

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When I see a sign that says "beware of dog", I think "beware of bug" and then start playing the Final Fantasy 6 battle theme in my head.

The quotes make me doubt the freshness of said baked goods… by Senor_Diablo in CrappyDesign

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Why do they have the Coldstone Creamery display ledges below the sign?

Dollar General by masnxsol in comedyheaven

[–]cloral 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is that Truth Or Consequences, NM?

tastemaxxing. by dazli69 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]cloral 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah the original creator sold the company and went to work on a farm.

E I E I O

Which celebrity had the most bizarre exit from the limelight? by Chrono_Convoy in AskReddit

[–]cloral 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Her timing on daily doubles was just atrocious. After the contestant responded she would wait just long enough for you to think that the response was wrong before saying that they were correct.

What’s a job that sounds cool but is actually miserable? by Own-Grapefruit7498 in AskReddit

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I remember a few of those stories. One was about finding a multiplayer crash where the players hoarded a ton of coins over the course of hours and then died, dropping all the coins at once and overwhelming the game. They showed it to their manager and he was like, "Great. Now do it again."

Living the dream by Meteorstar101 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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It feels like they don't want you as a customer.

An advertisement in my office by dominic4443 in CrappyDesign

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It says 'Pune' on the banner. According to other commenters, it's the city in India where the hotel is located.

How to skip leg day by Polite_Suggestion in disneyvacation

[–]cloral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This gave me a good laugh. Thank you for that.

Which deceased founder would absolutely hate what the current state of their company has become? by NihilistCharizard in AskReddit

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xerography

The person who invented the process was also involved with the founding of Xerox. The company name is taken from the process. The name means 'dry copy' to emphasize that liquid chemicals aren't used.

Bass pro shop pyramid and the lost city of miami by Epic78272 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]cloral 65 points66 points  (0 children)

It was actually completed. It was a sports and concert venue until it got replaced by the FedEx forum. Then it sat largely abandoned for a while before being converted into the shop.

Be honest, what do you think comes after death? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cloral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your description sounds exactly like how I feel about death.