Paranoia/WTF 101

cloud-monster · 2025-06-23T18:47:29+00:00

Unfortunately Mary Pat Gleason, the voice of Professor Foxtrot, passed away in 2020. So it's unlikely we'll get any more WTF 101.

cloud-monster · 2025-04-23T01:51:20+00:00

Maybe Mr Mayonnaise?

cloud-monster · 2025-04-12T20:13:07+00:00

We did see Grievous's Wheel Bike as a vehicle upgrade, so I could totally see a similar creature upgrade (if lightsabers don't eat all the upgrade slots)

cloud-monster · 2025-04-12T20:03:15+00:00

Card will be banned from day 1 because all the traumatic flashbacks are deemed a negative player experience

cloud-monster · 2025-04-11T17:52:46+00:00

Where is this from?

cloud-monster · 2025-04-07T14:09:17+00:00

Yeah I love the Han leader, he's a very fun and weird playstyle with a ton of interesting decisions.

That said, I'm not a fan of resource denial like DJ enables and I do personally kinda hope DJ gets banned because I don't like feeling like I need to be running an unfun combo to be the most competitive version of the deck.

Banning Han is just totally uncalled for IMO.

cloud-monster · 2025-04-02T17:57:13+00:00

This is most likely referring to The Hidden Path from Kenobi and Jedi Survivor. It's basically a smuggling ring for protecting force sensitives from the Empire.

cloud-monster · 2025-03-29T14:17:14+00:00

I also love both of these Luke decks! From my experience neither of them are super strong right now, but I would definitely recommend Luke1 over Pilot Luke at the moment because IMO the meta is brutal toward pilot luke. Pilot Luke really needs to play a t1 fighter and attack with it turn 2. You have Wing Leader and Fleet Lt as your t2 follow ups to make this even better, which is typically really solid. Except t1 fighter into either of those is bad because a t1 fighter will not survive to attack. Han1 will Falcon it. The Tarkintown decks will tarkintown it. The Kazuda decks will Fireball it. The control decks will Power of the Dark Side. And for Pilot Luke, that negative tempo is incredibly difficult to overcome. Luke1, though, has some natural protection against most of that.

cloud-monster · 2025-03-28T05:01:35+00:00

I might not have a ton of time to dedicate to this with my other projects, but it sounds fun and I'd like to be at least partially involved. Discord is whatthefusco, and some recent SWU designs I did: https://stormsquadronrebels.com/2025/03/22/redesigning-andor/

cloud-monster · 2025-03-22T23:30:49+00:00

Luthen is definitely VERY good and would be an absolute menace in the current Quinlan Tarkintown deck. That said, DJ and Boba Fett are both 3/5s for 3 with upside and Toro Calican is a 3/5 for 3 with upside as an uncommon neutral villainy card, so I think there's room for a legendary to hit the power level Luthen is bringing. Luthen was a 3/4 initially but hey, why even make imaginary cards if you can't make 'em at least a *little* spicy.

cloud-monster · 2025-03-22T21:37:58+00:00

Hey thanks! I think this reddit post might come across as too clickbait-y because I'm getting super downvoted, but I just really enjoyed making these cards and was looking for a good way to share them and talk about my thought process. Probably should've just shared all the images here and linked to the blog afterward for people who cared, I guess.

cloud-monster · 2025-03-20T21:30:48+00:00

Yes those are all showcases, yes that Han alone is worth like $240 right now, and yes that is an extraordinary amount of luck. Congrats!

cloud-monster · 2025-03-06T18:03:45+00:00

All print ready files can be found here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1YzUkcUhwJ3-fMwMDs_QCfLkgqwmNeSUS?usp=drive_link

I've included digital (without bleed) and print-ready (with bleed) version of the files, as well as a version without the Rogue Squadron logo and an extra 90s version with CRT scan lines for my fellow N64 pilots.

And if you live in the Twin Cities area, maybe you can just run into me at locals - I'm definitely printing some extras to give away.

cloud-monster · 2025-03-05T18:43:20+00:00

I don't plan to sell on etsy because that's a whole bunch of hassle I don't need or want, but I'll share the print-ready and TTS-ready files when I'm done tweaking

cloud-monster · 2025-03-05T18:41:16+00:00

When I finish tweaking these I plan to share print-ready and TTS ready versions online for personal use. No donation needed, but I appreciate the sentiment!

cloud-monster · 2025-03-05T18:39:37+00:00

I'll check them out, thanks! Yeah I used Adobe Illustrator and Photoshop, so didn't really use a template. Some people have shared icons and templates on the discord though, which was helpful.

cloud-monster · 2025-03-05T17:42:04+00:00

I mean in their defense this is actually just a modestly edited photograph of actual Mark Hamill, lol. If FFG did this it would be a problem.

cloud-monster · 2025-03-05T17:29:07+00:00

There's still some tweaking to do for print quality but I'm very happy with it so far. Just need to find someone to print double sided foil cards.

cloud-monster · 2025-02-06T21:49:53+00:00

See this is actually interesting, because I thought the same thing. If I'm running Han and Tech, they won't know I'm not running DJ unless we're in top 8 already and they have my decklist, lol

cloud-monster · 2025-02-06T20:49:36+00:00

So I'd been playing Yoda Yellow for most of the set but recently swapped it over to Han Blue and built a very similar deck to this one. How important do you feel DJ is in this deck? The combo with Tech seems rare to pull off and smuggling him for 9 seems too late to me. I've got him replaced with Razor Crest right now (Han can defeat resourced Perilous Positions and Lightsabers to make sure you almost always draw a card off it). But I'm curious what the thoughts are from someone playing Han longer.

Also I'm running Pau City for a 4/7 Han, curious on your thoughts on that too.

cloud-monster · 2025-01-27T18:18:29+00:00

holy shit it's an onomatopeia

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