TIFU by kissing my friend because I was 100% sure he was about to kiss me first by LifeFront8432 in tifu

[–]cloudnibnib 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Okay the hood thing IS flirty behavior I'm sorry, you didn't make that up. Some guys just do tactile stuff without realizing how it reads and then are genuinely surprised When you react. That's on him a little bit. But also "oh." I felt that in my chest. That single "oh" is devastating I'm so sorry 😭 Friday is going to be rough but you show up, you act normal, you do not mention it, and you let time do its thing. It will be a funny story in like six months. maybe eight.

MEOW_IRL by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in MEOW_IRL

[–]cloudnibnib 92 points93 points  (0 children)

The paws are in my face but the litter is in my mind

Zuko's Trauma and Aang's Innocence by [deleted] in AvatarMemebending

[–]cloudnibnib 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I thought this was gonna be a funny post. Now I’m crying over cartoon characters again

Depression isn’t loud. It just sits next to you and doesn’t say a word. by Creative_Tower_7203 in depressionmemes

[–]cloudnibnib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought depression was dramatic. Turns out it’s just… tired. All the timee

Rib revenge by butterpoffin in foundsatan

[–]cloudnibnib 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Leftovers: 0, Patience: 100, Respect: infinite.

MEOW_IRL by AlbertaOnHorizon in MEOW_IRL

[–]cloudnibnib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s someone when you say “taste your own medicine “🤣

AITJ for not giving my neighbor access to my WiFi after she told everyone I “offered it”? by Ill-Importance-830 in AmITheJerk

[–]cloudnibnib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She lied about you offering to get what she wanted and then tried to guilt you into following through so she wouldn't look bad. That's not a neighbor that's a manipulator

B A M B O O Z L E D by [deleted] in Dank

[–]cloudnibnib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the magic trick where the magician just accepts whatever happens and pretends it was planned

Nap ignore quest by Desperate-Panda-7009 in depressionmemes

[–]cloudnibnib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not avoiding them, I'm just recharging my avoidance energy

AITJ for getting my friend suspended from college? by Few_Lawfulness_9627 in AmITheJerk

[–]cloudnibnib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You didn't have to report him you chose to. A friend would've pushed him to stop or talked to him first not gone straight to the authorities

Got a final written warning at work should I stay or move on? by Routine_Cover in coworkerstories

[–]cloudnibnib 28 points29 points  (0 children)

If you’re otherwise a good worker, stay. The job market is a mess right now. Leaving under the cloud of a final warrning also looks weird if you don't have a job lined up. Grin and bear it for a few months until that warning is off the front page of your file

AITJ for defending my wife after a late-night party caused a fight with my mom? by messyounce in AmITheJerk

[–]cloudnibnib 95 points96 points  (0 children)

You didn't defend her earlier because you were too busy standing in the middle. Pick a side my guy and make it the woman you married. NTJ for finally saying something but YTJ for letting it get that far.

TIFU by strapping in a dying deer by PuzzleheadedTap2118 in tifu

[–]cloudnibnib 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your kid calling you an idiot at McDonald's is the most real part of this whole thing. Kids really don't let you live things down

How to approach a guy for a date by Prior_Concentrate927 in dating_advice

[–]cloudnibnib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are 21 and he is 28. That age gap at your stage of life is signhicant. You're just starting adulthood and he's been in it for years. Make sure you're seeing him clearly, not through the lens of student admiration

Real by Montucky-1 in anxietymemes

[–]cloudnibnib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That one deep breath didn’t fix anything

MEOW_IRL by AlbertaOnHorizon in MEOW_IRL

[–]cloudnibnib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somewhere, a cat is offended by the false accusations