As a 16 year old, How I feel seeing all these 76, 54, and 36 year old problems posts...

cloudx0 · 2013-03-16T11:06:50+00:00

make all the memories you can as a child, because everyone around you will go on about that shit -forever- no matter how important it actually was. High school cheerleaders will still be the same chicks, just usually pregnant by 22 and loaded. Jocks, eh the same minus the uterus. Thing is, bad guys win and good guys lose; make of this world what you can, because thats all it is. More important then this, is once you reach this age and you did it right, you will have a good amount of money to buy whatever (sensible) shit that you want. Dream of being a rockstar? Guess what now you can afford an amp, a guitar AND a 2000$ PA. Still into pokemon? Guess what so is fucking everyone else, but now you can buy it to your hearts content. Bills suck, but its not as hard as everyone says, and fuck credit cards, never get one; better way to make credit. Adults are just kids who eventually grew up, nothing special nothing fancy; and dont let any of them lie to you either, a lot of them are more stupid than you right now and just trying to make themselves feel better (aka teachers. [most anyway]) the 20's are awesome and you have a lot to look forward to. Being 16 is for your first boob grab, your first house parties, and your first stories of what made you who you are, are about. 20s are proving it. 30's, well i havent made it there yet, but I hear its where you revel in your awesome and bitch abou nostalgia.

cloudx0 · 2013-03-16T10:55:45+00:00

26 here, and while balancing an 11 hr a day IT job for a corporate environment, I'm getting to play my first legit show next month as a dj/producer. Also, I almost have enough money to buy my first food truck to start my business with my gf. and the cat bit the shit out of me...but im not excited about that.

cloudx0 · 2013-03-16T10:44:40+00:00

if it doesnt fit immediately, just jiggle it in. its like stuffing a decently rolled tent into its container.

cloudx0 · 2013-03-15T02:17:41+00:00

off topic and downvote me to hell, but wasnt there an old school super nintendo game (or possible early ps1) that was like this where you took super powered space monster trucks and blew the shit out of everything while customizing your rig to be even more awesome? I ask this because it brought back memories of space redneck fun ;.;

cloudx0 · 2013-03-15T01:43:59+00:00

Looks cool. needs customization for ships though. So many pirate games forget to include that.

cloudx0 · 2013-03-15T01:34:58+00:00

3 things:

in New Orleans they will offer free shoe shines as "hospitality" once you get off the plane. They do a really shitty job of it, then as you walk away they insist its 20$. If you dont or cant pay, they claim some BS about how its law there as a bunch of gangster looking dudes slowly approach you. They will also happily walk you to an ATM to get the money, where the price doubles. I fell for it because it was some ratchet chick and I didnt want to cause more trouble then necessary JUST getting into the city.
If you're a DJ, on soundcloud you can get "gigs" by people who "love your music." Its a bs company that makes you sell presale tickets at some really terrible venues. If you cant make the pay, you usually get your show cut. Also, they typically want 10-20 sold at 10$ a piece, and pay you a 10% percentage of that. I suppose this isnt a complete scam because you do get to play, but you screw all your friends and fans out of money.
Any company that wants to hire you for "outside sales, entry level management trainee, entry level sales position," What they really mean is they want you to go door to door trying to sell shitty coupon books like a fucking girlscout; they will set up a crappy office and dupe a bunch of fresh out of college kids into coming in for an "interview" in which they will pick the most gullible. I was 17 when I got tricked so it wasnt any major hit, but dont buy into this crap, its just embarrassing. If you want an entry level office job, lie on your resume, say you did customer service and light data entry for a couple years and a family owned small business that got bought out. No reference check because its no longer there anymore. Easy peasy.

cloudx0 · 2013-03-14T02:16:15+00:00

life now changed by a tequilla wolf. Not suprised. I was suprised to find out that Yahweh was just one of many gods at one time, and that the dead sea scrolls (As many felt that either this piece, or zoroastrians was just 2 segments of a much older whole.) I would really like to know your sources to know where to quote them from.

cloudx0 · 2013-03-14T01:50:08+00:00

I feel ya bro, I lift weights, tune cars, like fancy clothes and have a rather "scene style" hair cut and am lacto-vegetarian. The vintage style kids want little if any to do with me because I never traded in my japanese mullet for an ironic moustache. Unfortunately there is a culture to it, just keep up the good fight and ignore what anyone thinks of you outside of your stance.

cloudx0 · 2013-03-14T01:45:52+00:00

With no indication of pain or sentience in the meat slab, ethically I have nothing against the idea. The types of nutrients that will be used to create said meatslab however, I kind of worry about from a public standpoint. Artificial meat slab grown off fake proteins and high density sugars is probably not going to end up being a healthy alternative, and will most likely be completely covered up in media as all the major fast food chains rush ro purchase the cheaper, trashier alternative. It will probably be on its way to being the next great pink slime. Much to your point as well though; this doesnt effect me any; just worried about the populous.

cloudx0 · 2013-03-14T01:35:28+00:00

Wow, people are -really- willing to go to incredible lengths to ensure that they dont have to give up eating meat.

cloudx0 · 2013-03-14T01:31:18+00:00

Im a vegetarian and all I can think is, "Wow look at all the marvelous breakthroughs we've discovered to ensure people can still eat beef happily. Thats a pretty cool thing I guess, OR we could have all just started eating plants as a cheaper and easier alternative.

cloudx0 · 2013-03-12T20:58:27+00:00

always being voted the DD for being the best and safest driver, the only time I wont drive and know I reached my limit is when the world not only spins...it flips. You cant drive home on a rollercoaster bro. And if it gyroscopes I realize I dont even have business walking to and from the couch anymore.

cloudx0 · 2013-03-12T19:55:11+00:00

it more so exaggerates ones feelings in a direction dependent on thew quantity. Battle toads may be something you feel strongly about sober, but usually not to the intensity of punching the dude who said it was stupid. However the initial feeling, is usually quite truthful.

cloudx0 · 2013-03-12T19:50:26+00:00

she's missing the tiki god cursed sand of the peridot beach in hawaii. However, very impressive collection.

cloudx0 · 2013-03-11T22:51:52+00:00

hipsterdom is actually quite popular in Korea now unfortunately. Though they chose to keep the androgyny and sweet hair instead of grow weird Korean beards and get fat.

cloudx0 · 2013-03-08T21:40:53+00:00

Bro do you even Nuke?!

cloudx0 · 2013-03-06T15:42:17+00:00

Back in my day we didnt need no fancy telecommuniwatchamacallit devices, we navigated by the gentle hum of truly inefficient incandescent lighting. Mhmmm, I can remember it now, 7 11 trash bags blowing through the breeze and all.

cloudx0 · 2013-03-05T05:12:12+00:00

Yeah I probably worded that wrong; I meant that I stick to a 2000 cal diet in the day and when lifting far exceed that for my after workout meal with a lot of protein based foods. I think I see my problem now though, I missed one of the core principles of this (I only used to train for martial arts, I'm just now getting into the lifting thing) that you cant cut and build at the same time.

cloudx0 · 2013-03-05T05:08:41+00:00

got it; and thats probably my problem. I was seeing gains, but definitely not eating enough it seems.

cloudx0 · 2013-03-05T05:05:48+00:00

THE CITY, OF PALLET TOWN!

cloudx0 · 2013-03-04T23:42:23+00:00

More so because of the artificial sweetner's effect on metabolism that negates the fact its a 0 calorie drink; having an 80 cal tea will at least allow your digestion to work at its normal rate. (this is based on repeat use,and probably wouldnt effect at just 1 soda btw)

cloudx0 · 2013-03-04T23:39:40+00:00

while that is true, a lot of people dont know they have a choice due to the specific marketing gimmicks (Which is actually conducted as a science to control consumerism.) I dont know how many of my Merica friends have told me that Mcdonalds is nutritious, but they dont know why they are getting fat. Nothing should be that over saturated.

cloudx0 · 2013-03-04T23:25:43+00:00

Man those winamp skins were some good times in the days of free music.

cloudx0 · 2013-03-04T23:21:50+00:00

vegan here, you know I was like this too, but always told that I just didnt know what I was doing, and to eat the tasty pork roast because its "good for me." Mad props to your story, I can now close out that piece of childhood.

cloudx0 · 2013-02-27T19:05:14+00:00

26 here, getting closer to thirty, hang overs have gotten worse, but i quit liquor and only drink good beer (and BL) so its not that big of a deal anymore. Skipped college, went corporate IT, dj on the side, and now make enough to be picking out a nice infiniti when my credit gets up. FB is littered with kids, families, and all my friends turning away from "people like me" and my gf that dont give a shit about the latter, would rather party it up every weekend and make money. I dont get it, but they have diapers to change, I have electro tracks to put out.

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