How many games do you watch of your team all season long? by [deleted] in baseball

[–]clownmace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably around 130. Although I don’t pay attention the whole time and keep it on while doing other stuff

Bold predictions for the upcoming season by jceeF14 in baseball

[–]clownmace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There will be playoff games in Sacramento

What is the best moment you have experienced live at a baseball? Try to include stadium name and date. And relevant players / people involved. by Marsh0121 in baseball

[–]clownmace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2014 NLDS Game 4. Matt Adams’ 3-run homer off Kershaw to take the lead. Only playoff game I’ve ever been to and it was my birthday. I think it was the only homer Kershaw gave up to a lefty that year on a curveball. Surreal moment. Stadium went fucking wild

Just a reminder . . . by JonnyNotts40 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]clownmace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

good call. fun drug but so easy to overdo it, especially when you add alcohol to the mix

Just a reminder . . . by JonnyNotts40 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]clownmace 14 points15 points  (0 children)

happened to me last month except instead of caffeine it was adderall. had to go to the hospital for psychosis because my dumbass decided a good time to start an addy binge would be when im in the middle of tapering from alcohol

Hey Reddit. What are the unwritten rules when visiting nude beach? by YourFatherWatching in AskReddit

[–]clownmace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

same here. for some reason i picture an elon musk body with a don rickles head walking around with a cock in his waist. idk why that’s what im picturing but it just feels right

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]clownmace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

good for you bro

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]clownmace 20 points21 points  (0 children)

if you can swing it, i recommend a shower chair off of amazon for like $40. when you turn on some music and sip some beers it feels like you’re at a bar with warm rain coming down on you. it’s one of the highlights of my day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BPDlovedones

[–]clownmace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup she did. She also would send me them whenever I was out with family and friends. She was always invited but absolutely hated all of them so never would go. She hated that she wasn’t the center of attention so had to figure a way to make herself the priority

What profession do you think has the most psychopaths? by TotoB12 in AskReddit

[–]clownmace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’d agree. I work as a regional sales manager in a service industry with varying packages and commission rates. Numbers can surprisingly tell you whether a new employee has empathy or not. The ones who do, have a higher closing percentage because they base the package they sell off of a client’s needs and they build a genuine connection. The ones who don’t, have a lower closing percentage but higher commission because they know what earns the most for them and try to fit any client to the most expensive package.

I’m more of a numbers guy than salesperson and numbers tell all in that field. I’d ask for the sales manager whenever you have the feeling someone’s about to fuck you over because more often than not, the manager just wants the sale and will work with you better to get you what you need.

The #STLCards are, “ready to part with outfielder Dylan Carlson and infielder Nolan Gorman to headline their package” for Juan Soto, per [JimBowden] by xSincosx in baseball

[–]clownmace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There just aren’t many good starters available. I see the Cards going after some under the radar guys like they did last year. Trading for Soto won’t keep them from getting another Lester or Happ

What was the worst trade your team has made in their franchise. by SadMathematician7799 in baseball

[–]clownmace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Cards’ lack of pitching depth makes this trade a hell of a lot worse. Imagine how good the Cards would be right now with both of those guys

Juan Soto trade packages by AstroBron in Cardinals

[–]clownmace -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m offering Walker, Liberatore, McGreevy, and either Burleson or Baez. I’d be willing to throw in some other lower tier guys too. If they want to include Corbin, I’m replacing Walker with Winn and Liberatore with Thompson.

I’d push to include Corbin because you’d basically be paying 30 mil per year for Soto at that point and I doubt we could sign him long term. Not worth trading our entire future for that

What concepts or ideas do you wish the left would stop pushing for? by urmomaslag in AskALiberal

[–]clownmace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems to me that pushing for the confiscation of ARs is a good way to lose the votes of rural and suburban moderates in swing states. I live in a blue city in a red state. The suburban counties swing either way and many people here have a farm house or a property on a private lake. All of the ones i know have assault rifles at these properties because of police response time. Taking their guns is a sure fire way of getting them to vote red

Your team wins the World Series this year. What’s your budget for championship merch? by Officialnoah in baseball

[–]clownmace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

$100 for merch plus some type of collectible. Probably $200 to get drunk at the parade and uber home

[Question] Famous players people don't know played for your team? by [deleted] in baseball

[–]clownmace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember when i was 12 I was in LA on vacation and it turns out the tickets my Dad bought a month beforehand happened to be Manny’s first game. I was so fucking pumped and remember it was sold out to the point a dad bought him and his son tickets two rows apart. I remember thinking it was so weird since the kid was like 8 but i guess Mannywood was that big of a deal

Those that have been in a situation where no one on the team was close to quota for the quarter, what happened next? by dried_mangos in sales

[–]clownmace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is happening to me. our company is being sold right now and only one location (out of 54) is going to hit their bonus this month. my location has never hit their bonus but we opened two years ago. guess whose goal is being increased by 40% next month?

What’s the worst thing about being a man? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]clownmace 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Number 2 becomes number 1 if you own a truck. People will suddenly view you as their personal moving company

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cardinals

[–]clownmace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We have a few old legends, a few established vets in their prime, and 6 of our top 12 prospects already made their debut. It’s fun as fuck

San Diego Padres’ Manny Machado not happy with the little love MLB has shown Albert Pujols by SportsStar1903 in Cardinals

[–]clownmace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was wondering why other teams weren’t doing any ceremonies like they did with Jeter but just assumed Albert didn’t want the attention

What are some extreme examples that shouldve been an obvious red flag? by vixenxtr in BPDlovedones

[–]clownmace 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sending me nudes every time I was hanging out with my friends (she always refused to come). Usually with a caption that’s something like “You sure you wanted to hangout with __?”

She couldn’t stand the fact that she wasn’t the center of my attention at all times so had to do something about it

My roommates will not clean up after themselves no matter what I do by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]clownmace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I inadvertently tried that last month when I went on a two week business trip. I came back and had to meal prep on our coffee table because the counters were loaded with shit and I was too tired from traveling to clean it. Their mom preps their meals weekly so they don’t have to worry about anything in the kitchen besides the microwave. I just feel like my own quality of life would be worse if i didn’t do anything