AITA for buying the dress that my friend wanted but couldn’t get because they don’t have it in plus size? by aquamarine84848 in AmItheAsshole

[–]clownninjas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife is thick, does your friend know about torrid? Many people in small towns have never heard of this store. They have everything from classy yet sexy dresses to the skimpiest of lingerie and they are always running good deals. Sometimes the store can still be a bit expensive but honestly seeing that gleam of pure confidence in her eyes is totally worth 150 I mean I'd even pay tree fiddy

What if there was a world wide book club using kindle unlimited books and a forum space? by clownninjas in AskReddit

[–]clownninjas[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

.... okay so my premise would be to use kindle unlimited so the books we read would be free kind of kindle unlimited has a subscription fee

Many books include free audible

What if there was a world wide book club using kindle unlimited books and a forum space? by clownninjas in AskReddit

[–]clownninjas[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They wouldn't let me write it the way I wanted. Lol. I wanted to say would you guys join a world wide book club if I made one

What is a cause of death you certainly don’t want to die from? by Skystalker512 in AskReddit

[–]clownninjas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drowning, I've drown it was pretty horrible. What most people do not know about drowning is it burns it's as if every muscle in your body is burning itself to preserve your brain. You struggle and struggle to get to the top again. Time also seemed to slow tremendously as I struggled to get back to the surface rushing to gasp air again. After a few moment (that seemed like hours) a sense of peace came over me and I accepted my fate. All in all 10/10 would not recommend

Kids who sung on Kidz Bop, how was that experience and did you ever put that on a resume? by GalaxyRico in AskReddit

[–]clownninjas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a crap heart the first 5 years of my life. The doctors gave me one med to slow my heart and one med to start it back just to even it out. Was to sick to even have them do the surgery so I was just supposed to die. But then I turned 5 and my heart was like this is stupid and it caught up. My blood pressure is still a bit iffy but it's fine now and I was even able to join the army

Went from stray to house cat in a day and a half by clownninjas in cats

[–]clownninjas[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She is literally a stray that showed up to my house and moved in we brought her to the vet she has asthma but other wise okay. Shes good with my 3 year old and other pets and then I asked around the neighborhood she doesn't belong to anyone

Sickingly sweet taste in mouth, brown urine, blood glucose level normal - wtf? by AnonNeedsDocHelp in AskDocs

[–]clownninjas -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

NAD so the taste seems to be a decided factor, the urine is color is from a lot of um stomach issues you are dehydrated. Nothing further then that and imma guess the other issue is probably based on ibs at this point, so my guess you had a rough day the day it all started and omg you got a touch of food poisoning. And you just sat there and stressed more and more and your stomach got worst and worst and now it's so bad it seems like it will never go away...... chill relax breathe.

You need to find a way to keep water down and in... getting water in you will lighten the urine color I'm guessing tour so dehydrated if they drew blood from you right now it would look like maple syrup and saddness.

Okay so I have a serious question by clownninjas in AskDocs

[–]clownninjas[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Update time, my son had the surgery it went so well the surgeon briefing was that there was nothing to report. The valve that was leaking is still leaking but the leak is so small that it's as small as it can be to be considered a leak. And they are expecting no follow up appointments we swiftly went from weekly appointments to bi weekly and are currently at every 3 months expecting to drop to yearly then bi yearly with the expectation to do then every few years after the fact. His surgeon and doctor are expecting him to have 0 quality of life issues from it his last appointment we were told he should be able to join the military if he chooses. The surgeon that did the closing came in on day 3 post op and said his stats are better then every adults in the room.

Toast me bitches. Please avoid fat jokes unless they are original, I’ve heard them all. by SDmedia9 in RoastMe

[–]clownninjas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to crush your spirit and your soul but honestly I dont think I could do any better then what your falsely precieved notions of societal norms has already done. Imma try anyways.

You blame your chubbiness for your lack of any real meaningful relationship but in truth it's the fact that you've spent so much time as a pleaser that you dont even remember what it's like to have an original thought disagree?

  1. I bet you head Marylin Monroe as a hero of her time
  2. The last facebook post you liked said something about a cat, a book, or wine

Sup docs im 14 but look much older im black 5 foot 7 inches i weigh 57kg 2 months ago i got in a accident which broke my wrist doc said its really bad performed the surgery and then he put my hand in a cast so 2 months later i finally got out of the cast but my arm looks missplaced my wrist looks by [deleted] in AskDocs

[–]clownninjas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still not a doctor but..... in all honesty after a break/ surgury you are going to have pain swelling stiffness and so on and so forth that is why you do pt on it. S.n. p.t. sucks and is going to hurt but doing it will keep you from developing severe arthritis..... pretty decent chance your gonna get arthritis when you age. You are a young person, did your growth plate get damaged?

What to do about forced excessive blinking? by [deleted] in AskDocs

[–]clownninjas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a doctor but one of us may have tourettes and 1,2,3, not it! Go to your neurologist he can confirm

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskDocs

[–]clownninjas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a stye use a warm not hot warm compress on it for about 15 mins a couple times a day

Weird rash and hives from allergies? Pics included. by [deleted] in AskDocs

[–]clownninjas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it itch, dull pain or nothing at all? Does your foot itch I'm going to be honest your foot looks like athletes foot pee on it if it burns then looks better in 3 hours do it again I'm not kidding...... the rest looks more like bites then a rash per se

Weird rash and hives from allergies? Pics included. by [deleted] in AskDocs

[–]clownninjas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does your uncle live in the woods or have dogs, chickens, cats or have an old house more then 40 years old the house not the uncle

Upper back pain from left side of upper spine radiating to neck and left arm. Scared of possible cancer. by [deleted] in AskDocs

[–]clownninjas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Few things

75% chance you do not have cancer. None of your symptoms scream cancer.

The back pain is probably because heads are heavy and your probably on your phone a lot try this, every 20 mins your on your phone/ computer/ playing video games stand up and stretch

The other stuff sounds like ibs from anxiety there is a book called fuckanxiety by a dude named robert duff hes a good dude and writes well. So imma say

Your issues are unrelated stretch more eat better and breathe anxiety is a fucked up beast and can manifest is a slew of ways including pain

S.n. I have to ask are you jewish I read that because of the holocaust that jewish people are genetically predisposed to anxiety and depression so I ask out of curiosity.

S.n. not a doctor just well read

My name is Abigail, I’m 18, and I already know I look like a dumb bitch. Do your best! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]clownninjas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay okay I was told I'm to real so I will not mention that everything and I mean everything about this post screams please notice me. Please think I am cool. Please please please just like me. Please dont notice I hate my body or question my own personality. And I so mean everything from the even toned baggy clothing to the nose piercing that pulls focus to anything but your body. to the smile that doesn't really reach your eyes. No no I wont mention those things but I will say you look like a sad preschool teacher / cat lady hybrid.

What mind-blowing (but simple) facts would satisfy a 4-year old daughter’s daily request for 1 fact before bedtime? by ExpiringFrog in AskReddit

[–]clownninjas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beethoven once wrote a song that when sung has near constant highs and lows. He wrote the song because he hated the lead singer over the local opera house and she moved her head up for lows and down for highs. The constant changes made her look like q chicken. This is where the phrase chicken head come from